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#31

Posted 26 October 2013 - 01:53 PM

Fanklin: "Man... f*ck this sh*t!


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 03:17 PM

"Evolution is a bitch" - Franklin

 

Have to complete the game 100% to hear this line.

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#33

Posted 26 October 2013 - 05:10 PM

Trevor- It's just an eyelid, its probably not even human.


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:00 PM

"Maybe I'm here because I think that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this Earth." - Michael

"I'm gonna be famous! I'm gonna be famous!
Ha! Think of the f*cking tail! All those f*cking bitches who called me 'Pube Head' hahaha well they'll be lining up to suck it now!" - Dr. Friedlander

Laughed my ass off when Doc said that, completely didn't expect coming based on his demeanor in the other sessions and it killed me!
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Posted 29 October 2013 - 01:03 PM

I ran over a deer yesterday w/ Trevor and he said "Venison steaks all around".

 

Also love the occasional commuter guy that yells "Scumbag" !

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#36

Posted 29 October 2013 - 01:22 PM

The adrenaline junkie to franklin when he is parachuting:

 

"Have you released the chocolate hostage yet?"

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 02:38 PM

Michael: "You.....are a hipster!"
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#38

Posted 29 October 2013 - 06:12 PM

Not a one liner, but I also like Jimmy's explanation of trolling when the guy posted a baby picture.

 

"D***, son, that is one ugly M***F*** of a baby. My balls are prettier than that baby." Then I send him a picture of my balls. "I've seen road kill prettier than your baby. What the h*** is wrong with your baby?"

 

So he's all like "No, there's really a problem with the chromosomes" or something. "It's actually a miracle it survived birth."

 

So I'm all like "It's a miracle I survived seeing a picture of you ugly-" ENOUGH. I GET IT.

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Posted 29 October 2013 - 07:39 PM Edited by Albert De Silva, 29 October 2013 - 07:39 PM.

"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them." - Michael

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:07 PM

I just did the mission for Salomon, where Michael kidnaps that actor (Anton);

After Michael flies Under The Bridge;

 

Anton: Please, I'll do anything you want, I'll blow you, just stop!

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :-/

 

 

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#41

Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:07 PM

Franklin :Lame ass bitch.

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 11:01 PM

Walked into Jimmy's room as he was TRYING to do jumping jacks... he says "Oh my god, I'm gonna get knocked out by my man boobs" LOL

 

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Posted 31 October 2013 - 12:19 PM

Walked into Jimmy's room as he was TRYING to do jumping jacks... he says "Oh my god, I'm gonna get knocked out by my man boobs" LOL

 

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Just seen that this morning while playing.


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 12:48 PM

Mainly when switching to Trevor

 

After over coming a drug trip

Trevor: And back to normal, whatever that means.

 

After waking up with a bunch of dead bikers around him

Trevor: Last man standing.... Again

 

After waking up in a dumpster

Trevor: That wasn't a hotdog


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#45

Posted 31 October 2013 - 02:04 PM

During the mission where

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Trevor: "f*ck you Michael! Soon enough, I will."


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#46

Posted 01 November 2013 - 09:11 PM

(off topic) Too many viewers are too lazy to reply or don't know how to ... ? :-/


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Posted 01 November 2013 - 09:26 PM

Not sure what mission it is, but it was either Ron or Wade, who for whatever reason, was laid out in the dirt by Trevor's house.

Trevor looks at him and says,
"Now get up before I f*cking molest you"

I lose it every time...

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 09:48 PM

Mine is the pure manners of Michael when you call the Downton Cab Co.   The contradiction is great.  The next line is "Ahh, this is total BS" after crashing.


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Posted 02 November 2013 - 01:19 AM

*Trevor mad about Michael*
"AAAGH THIS MUSIC IS ALL F*CKING WRONG!"

lol'd so hard, how can music be wrong?!

silly Trevor!!
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 09:17 AM

"Forty-six places at once, and still stuck on the Olympic Freeway... Kifflom." -Michael

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#51

Posted 03 November 2013 - 12:47 AM

Franklin: Man im drunk but sh*t I aint getting drunker -.- Every f*cking time !


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Posted 03 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them." - Michael

The best one. It's pretty remarkable how smart Trevor is to notice that and put the picture together.

Even about Brad later in the game. I mean... that guy sure is a psycho, but he is f*cking smart at the same time.


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#53

Posted 03 November 2013 - 01:03 AM

"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, maybe you'd get some bitches on your dick. Better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she ever stops f*ckin' wid' that brain surgeon or lawyer or whoever she f*ckin' wid'

 

...Niggaaaaah!"

 

- Lamar

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 01:27 AM Edited by JoeB, 03 November 2013 - 01:27 AM.

Amanda: "If you see hookers, strippers or Trevor Philips, we're moving to the Richman hotel"

 

One I can remember fondly! It was also after the family got back together, felt pretty awesome.


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#55

Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:00 AM

Kifflom, baby.


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Posted 07 November 2013 - 06:50 AM

Wade in the strip club.

 

'If it's possible, I might be becoming...immune to boobies...'

 

Trevor before getting into fisticuffs with someone.

 

'Let's go cupcake!'

 

:lol:

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 07:02 AM

"Maybe I'm here because I think that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the f*ck you're doing on this Earth." - Michael

"I'm gonna be famous! I'm gonna be famous!
Ha! Think of the f*cking tail! All those f*cking bitches who called me 'Pube Head' hahaha well they'll be lining up to suck it now!" - Dr. Friedlander

Laughed my ass off when Doc said that, completely didn't expect coming based on his demeanor in the other sessions and it killed me!

f*cking oath that came out of the blue doc friedlanders facial expressions through that quote were gold

probably not a quote but the first time trevor met cheng jr was f*cking hilarious a rich chinese kid with a tie on his head high as a kite dancing to country western in the middle of nowhere


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#58

Posted 07 November 2013 - 08:10 AM

After the Store Clerk @ the 24/7 Store drops the bag of money ($1026) in front of me and says: There goes my family's vacation!

 

 

 

I felt so bad. :)


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#59

Posted 07 November 2013 - 08:14 AM

Random Cops: Pull over your f*cking vehicle, assh*le!

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Posted 07 November 2013 - 10:14 AM Edited by Aaron030792, 07 November 2013 - 10:18 AM.

The Mexican guy that you chase in some of those robberies on Trevor, Michael or Franklin's properties, who shouts at you...

 

'You're a d**k, without a d**k!'

 

Just the way he says it, makes me crack up every time. Crashed my car from laughing more than once.  :lol:





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