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#1

Posted 21 October 2013 - 04:51 PM

Post your favorite One Line form any of the Characters, like:

 

Trevor, (after waking up drunk at the top of the hill): If I find the deer that pissed on me, I'm gonna eat it's warm liver! 

 

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 06:07 PM

I have no idea why, but I just about lose it whenever I switch to Trevor and he's going, "Scoooter brothers!" I'm never expecting it and it gets me every time.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 06:42 PM Edited by Felpz1, 21 October 2013 - 06:43 PM.

"I'm driving, you can jerk me off if I get bored... I'm joking, you can suck me off" - T.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 06:55 PM

The hipster conversation between Michael and Trevor was f*cking golden.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 07:34 PM

Mine is either Trevors laugh when the trio put on the masks for the armoured car robbery or when He's chasing the lady on the bike "Slap me around, jack me off into a cup come'on we got options baby"

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 12:20 AM

After the first mission, when Lamar says goodbye to Franklin.

 

"Maybe if you didn't have such a yee-yee ass haircut..." 

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 01:12 AM

"I don't know what it is that I want. It's like pornography, or the perfect turd... I'll know it when I see it."

-Trevor Phillips
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Posted 22 October 2013 - 03:17 AM

The hipster conversation between Michael and Trevor was f*cking golden.

 

"I....don't know what you're talking about. You're trying to get me riled up...and I'm getting very...VERY angry. And I want this conversation to end. Right...now."

"Hipster."

"f*ck YOU!!!!! f*ck YOU MICHAEL!!!!!! Say it again!!......"

"I've made my point. I'm not a sadist. :)"


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 05:27 AM

When Michael arrives home and he shouts: ''Daddy's back, bitches!'' It makes me laugh everytime haha

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 05:41 AM

'i hoped for a daughter and you did not dissapoint me son!'

 

- trevor's mom

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 06:24 AM Edited by Starchs, 22 October 2013 - 06:24 AM.

Devin Weston to Michael: "Your late, sugertits"

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 06:47 AM Edited by TheJAMESGM, 22 October 2013 - 05:08 PM.

Not exactly a one liner but by far one of the best conversations in the game. I found it hilarious, Ned really brings the Michael character to life.

 

Amanda = A

Michael = M

 

M - "I DON'T SEE YOU COMPLAINING ON THE WAY TO THE f*ckIN' BANK! I mean, let's face it Amanda, we're trailer trash you and me. We were thought to do this"

A - "Get a center Michael, you have no center"

M - "HOW ABOUT YOU, SUCK MY COCK, HUH? Oh wait, we'll both get a center before that ever happens"

A - "YOU ARE SUCH A f*ckING ANIMAL! A DERANGED ANIMAL"

M - "YOU'RE f*ckING A-RIGHT I'M DERANGED! How could I not be?"

A - "I should've had you locked up years ago you stupid sh*t"

M - "Do it, do it, I'll putcha in the f*ckin' ground with the rest of em'."

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 02:57 PM

I have no idea why, but I just about lose it whenever I switch to Trevor and he's going, "Scoooter brothers!" I'm never expecting it and it gets me every time.

Same here, hands down one of the funniest parts of the game.
"Where are we going today scooter brother? "
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Posted 22 October 2013 - 03:19 PM Edited by lb548883, 22 October 2013 - 03:19 PM.

I'm new in town and making friends, all right... A lot of friends, I mean, things could get really messy! - Trevor

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 04:22 PM

Trevor: "Don't be nervous, Nervous Ron"


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 04:29 PM

The only one that really made me laugh was when I was using Tranny Trevor and called a cab. He says: "You're not gonna believe this, but I need a cab".

 

That's funny right there.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 04:48 PM

I would say the conversation where Michael labels Trevor a hipster but that's not a one liner.

I think its during the mission 'Nervous Ron' where Ron says "Come in, Trevor, come in!" only to be replied to with "I'll come in your ear when I get a hold of you." I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.

I knew then that Trevor would be funny. Insane but funny.

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 05:18 PM

I'm new in town and making friends, all right... A lot of friends, I mean, things could get really messy! - Trevor

That quote wasn't in the game like that. In the game it was split between two different cutscenes.

Anyway on topic in the first mission where Franklin said something about letting the traffic flow through Lamar replied "Whatever nigga, I'll let something flow through your ass".


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:10 PM

"You want me to get my dick out again?" -Trevor

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:52 PM

Not surprised to see so many peoples favourite lines belong to the inimitable T.

 

Love "scooter brothers", love the T as proto-hipster conversation, but the one that sticks in my head for jaw dropping did-he-just-say-that?

 

Gotta be T again - "I'm an incest kinda guy"! :blink:


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:43 PM Edited by JustOneMonth, 22 October 2013 - 10:53 PM.

 "homie you sound like some bitch he aint called like "oh he lied to meee"

 

``Oh, he liiiied to meeee!´´ - Lamar, expressing my feels towards boring Trevor (after meeting Michael he nearly turns into a bitch).


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Posted 22 October 2013 - 10:55 PM

When Michael arrives home and he shouts: ''Daddy's back, bitches!'' It makes me laugh everytime haha

 

I like it when he says something like "Daddy's home... as if anyone gives a sh*t"


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 04:06 PM

Lamar telling Franklin: ........ I might have to stop sucking your d**k ! :-/


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:05 PM

"We are women and we are..." "Shut the f*ck up"!!! - Trevor to Franklin's aunt

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:44 PM

"We are women and we are..." "Shut the f*ck up"!!! - Trevor to Franklin's aunt

Thats the best right there.

 

Also Lamar:

Maybe if you got rid of your old ye ye ass haircut youd get some bitches on your dick...niiiiiiiiiigaaaaaa!

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:50 PM

"This is the Los Santos blimp *yadda yadda yadda*. How may I help you?"

 

"I assume the only way you can help me is by sending a blimp?"

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:12 AM

Anything by Wade makes me crack up

 

"No!... No baths!"


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 01:44 AM

*Trevor chasing down a guy in a high speed car chase*

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 01:49 AM

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 07:15 AM

"You know what Mike? You a real easy dude to identify with man, 'poor me, poor me!' Man, pour me a drink nigga!" -Franklin 

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