Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

Share Your Stories

8,916 replies to this topic
dewtech
  • dewtech

    Tied down with battleship chains

  • Members
  • Joined: 17 Nov 2013
  • United-Kingdom

#991

Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:55 PM

 

 

So I'm roaming around in freemode, full lobby. I notice a high priority vehicle just popped up. Usually I ignore it in full lobbies since I'm typically not the only one after it, but this time I decided to try. I arrive to the car with zero conflict between other players. As I approach the car, I see its...A TAILGATOR!

 

I freaked out because I wanted this one for myself. I mapped my apartment on the GPS, which was located right in the middle of the city. Yeah, definitely gonna get killed if I try getting over there. So I went to the Dynasty 8 property site on my phone and ended up buying the Eclipse Towers, APT 40 because it was the closest distance. Ended up spending all of my money in the process, but who cares, I was going to finally own a Tailgator!. So I'm rushing over to my new apartment, heart beating fast, checking the map for any white dots near me. I finally arrive and when I pull up to put my new car into the garage I get " You cannot put this vehicle in your garage". Yeah...I should have known better.

 

At least I have a new apartment :bored:

 

Because its classed as a "mission specific" vehicle,

What you should of done is go to LSC and buy tracker and insurance,

Then park it outside your garage (you cannot drive it in as you will get the same message)

Walk in and drive any vehicle out and back in again,

BAM!! tailgater will be in your garage.

 

Now you will be able to drive it in and out just like any other vehicle.

 

 

It's easier to wait until it appears on the list of cars Simeon sends you.  Couple laps round the golf club and there it is, just sitting there waiting to live in your garage.  grab the car, tracker and insurance on at LSC and straight back to your garage.  No waiting or messing about.  Did it last night.

 

 

Thats what she was trying to do but it didn't seem to want to work. she got bored and sent Simeon a Jackal that passed, then he asked for a HPV and it was the Tailgater. Lola was well chuffed


rampage08
  • rampage08

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Jul 2012
  • None

#992

Posted 08 February 2014 - 03:32 AM


 


 


So I'm roaming around in freemode, full lobby. I notice a high priority vehicle just popped up. Usually I ignore it in full lobbies since I'm typically not the only one after it, but this time I decided to try. I arrive to the car with zero conflict between other players. As I approach the car, I see its...A TAILGATOR!
 
I freaked out because I wanted this one for myself. I mapped my apartment on the GPS, which was located right in the middle of the city. Yeah, definitely gonna get killed if I try getting over there. So I went to the Dynasty 8 property site on my phone and ended up buying the Eclipse Towers, APT 40 because it was the closest distance. Ended up spending all of my money in the process, but who cares, I was going to finally own a Tailgator!. So I'm rushing over to my new apartment, heart beating fast, checking the map for any white dots near me. I finally arrive and when I pull up to put my new car into the garage I get " You cannot put this vehicle in your garage". Yeah...I should have known better.
 
At least I have a new apartment :bored:

 
Because its classed as a "mission specific" vehicle,
What you should of done is go to LSC and buy tracker and insurance,
Then park it outside your garage (you cannot drive it in as you will get the same message)
Walk in and drive any vehicle out and back in again,
BAM!! tailgater will be in your garage.
 
Now you will be able to drive it in and out just like any other vehicle.
 
 
It's easier to wait until it appears on the list of cars Simeon sends you.  Couple laps round the golf club and there it is, just sitting there waiting to live in your garage.  grab the car, tracker and insurance on at LSC and straight back to your garage.  No waiting or messing about.  Did it last night.
 
 
Thats what she was trying to do but it didn't seem to want to work. she got bored and sent Simeon a Jackal that passed, then he asked for a HPV and it was the Tailgater. Lola was well chuffed

Suddenly i remember getting my Tailgater as stock as possible and put a remote bomb in it. Parked it near the downtown LSC for fun. Lol im an asshole.
  • MrPlow and Berrics7 like this

Biohazard Abyss
  • Biohazard Abyss

    SC Thread Avatar Comp Winner

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 05 Oct 2013
  • Cuba
  • Best New Member 2013

#993

Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:53 PM

So I'm pretty much AFK, in passive mode, standing on something so no one can run me over or fire truck me.  Anyway, I'm not really doing anything when I just decide to check the map out of curiosity.  I see that someone is using the Vinewood LSC, and there is a player right outside the LSC, aimed towards it.  As soon as the LSC guy leaves, it says that the guy waiting outside killed him.

 

LSC guy = Killer

 

Camper = Goon

 

Anyway, I figured Goon just blasted him with an assault rifle or something as soon as Killer exited, because Goon has nothing better to do in his life.  So then I see that Killer spawns outside the LSC area, and is killed by Goon right away.  This repeats about another 3-4 times, Goon killing Killer as soon as he is in his sight.  I recognized how slow the dot was moving...

 

Tank.

 

I called up Pegasus, and got my Rhino, driving over to Vinewood as "Goon killed Killer" kept appearing on my screen over and over, until I finally got there, blowing Goon up.  I turned my turret to Killer, seeing what he would do but he was just standing still, when I received the in-game text, "Thanks a bunch."  I was really glad to meet a player that isn't a hostile idiot, since these types of people are one-in-a-million.  You can guess what happened next, Goon escaped to passive mode.  I drove my tank over to him, seeing him hiding behind a barrier, doing The Bird because I couldn't get him.

 

That only works against dumb tank users like himself, as it only gives me satisfaction since I'm immensely limiting his gameplay.  Killer comes over in a Dominator, and just waits next to Goon.  We waiting and waiting, I guess Goon expected us to leave at some point, until he tried to make a break for it.  Killer rushed him with the Dominator, running him over immediately as I blew up Goon's Entity, not having to pay any insurance costs of course.  Then Goon deactivated Passive mode and Killer shot him down, and I blew him up as soon as he respawned.  Then the wimp goes into passive mode again, and tried to get me angry by doing the jerk animation on this slightly-elevated platform.  I smacked him off it with the turret, and repeatedly crushed a blown-up police car against him until he died, resulting in him leaving the game.

 

He mad. 

  • GroundZero, Edwin, SAUL_SILVER and 6 others like this

305sBoyJR
  • 305sBoyJR

    Player Hater

  • Members
  • Joined: 07 Feb 2014
  • United-States

#994

Posted 08 February 2014 - 05:56 PM

There was a massive car meet over by Los santos customs. Most were adders and Entity xf s. I was in my buzzard at the time and well... The rest speaks for it self. A lot of cars got ruined and I was a bad sport sadly

Comical


Obviously
  • Obviously

    Steak With Grilled Cheese

  • The Yakuza
  • Joined: 07 Jan 2014
  • United-States

#995

Posted 08 February 2014 - 07:41 PM

So I'm pretty much AFK, in passive mode, standing on something so no one can run me over or fire truck me.  Anyway, I'm not really doing anything when I just decide to check the map out of curiosity.  I see that someone is using the Vinewood LSC, and there is a player right outside the LSC, aimed towards it.  As soon as the LSC guy leaves, it says that the guy waiting outside killed him.

 

LSC guy = Killer

 

Camper = Goon

 

Anyway, I figured Goon just blasted him with an assault rifle or something as soon as Killer exited, because Goon has nothing better to do in his life.  So then I see that Killer spawns outside the LSC area, and is killed by Goon right away.  This repeats about another 3-4 times, Goon killing Killer as soon as he is in his sight.  I recognized how slow the dot was moving...

 

Tank.

 

I called up Pegasus, and got my Rhino, driving over to Vinewood as "Goon killed Killer" kept appearing on my screen over and over, until I finally got there, blowing Goon up.  I turned my turret to Killer, seeing what he would do but he was just standing still, when I received the in-game text, "Thanks a bunch."  I was really glad to meet a player that isn't a hostile idiot, since these types of people are one-in-a-million.  You can guess what happened next, Goon escaped to passive mode.  I drove my tank over to him, seeing him hiding behind a barrier, doing The Bird because I couldn't get him.

 

That only works against dumb tank users like himself, as it only gives me satisfaction since I'm immensely limiting his gameplay.  Killer comes over in a Dominator, and just waits next to Goon.  We waiting and waiting, I guess Goon expected us to leave at some point, until he tried to make a break for it.  Killer rushed him with the Dominator, running him over immediately as I blew up Goon's Entity, not having to pay any insurance costs of course.  Then Goon deactivated Passive mode and Killer shot him down, and I blew him up as soon as he respawned.  Then the wimp goes into passive mode again, and tried to get me angry by doing the jerk animation on this slightly-elevated platform.  I smacked him off it with the turret, and repeatedly crushed a blown-up police car against him until he died, resulting in him leaving the game.

 

He mad. 

Justice.


fofofofofofofofo
  • fofofofofofofofo

    A.K.A OmgLolOmgLol

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Nov 2013
  • United-States

#996

Posted 08 February 2014 - 08:43 PM Edited by fofofofofofofofo, 08 February 2014 - 08:45 PM.

I finally got my invite lobby filled with 16 people today, so i thought hey, lets put a car in a titan! Anyways we finally accomplished it. There was an entity and an adder in the titan(both with 2 players inside) and 5 people in the titan. We got pretty far, from the airport to near the vinewood sign. But when i was going to turn to not hit a building, the adder exploded, destroying the titan and entity. I got $20k worth of insurance, but it was pretty epic. Except when the adder exploded, the titan still had 1 engine working, but the plane did a BARREL ROLL WHILE ON FIRE and lost a wing...Was pretty amazing though :D
Edit: sadly my internet connection is acting like a piece of sh*t now, so every time i join the lobby, 5 seconds later i get "Lost connection due to unexpected network error" :(
  • dandann93 likes this

Day Reaper
  • Day Reaper

    XDBX Executioner

  • Members
  • Joined: 03 Dec 2013
  • United-States

#997

Posted 08 February 2014 - 10:32 PM

Wow Lester's reveal blip saved me in a DM , started 4-5.....but I guess the 3 others on my team were buddies and they left together, leaving me 1-5....to 25 kills....I won. Hahahaha 25-11...

Cool story bro. I know. Lol.

Gutslab
  • Gutslab

    Bustre

  • Facade Corporation
  • Joined: 25 Apr 2008
  • Bhutan

#998

Posted 09 February 2014 - 12:02 AM Edited by pokemon4ever, 09 February 2014 - 12:10 AM.

I used my tank for like the first time. I was messing with two guys and one of them was a bitch who kept trying to trash talk me. I was sending him random phone messages lol. I was griefing them pretty good and soon others joined in, all in good fun. One guy came and I got him twice. Then he got a buzzard and killed me. Another guy came who I also put to sleep a few times. He gets a tank and blasts me, didn't expect that. I'm like f*ck it, I call for a tank. I go to where all these 4 are duking it out, it's near the helicopter area that is next to the water. So the buzzard guy sees me first and is like 'oh sh*t he's got a tank'. I start firing at him as tries to fly away from me. I don't know why he was scared in the first place lol. I get him on my third shot and he goes down majestically. I was like OH DAMN, this thing is pretty cool. Next I catch up with the tank guy, and he says 'TANK WAR'. We just blast each other until his blows up. My tank is pretty damaged but i soldier on. Then I find the two original busters, who are foot and trying to run along the canal and escape me(LMAO). I actually can't see them that well on my screen, so I just take random shots along the wall. Then he says a smart ass remark and I finally get alongside them and let loose. They both die in the same shot and do this awesome ragdoll animation. After that, I take the tank to an intersection and sticky it up. I climb a building and wait for one of them to try stealing it but nobody shows up. So I left the server.

 

 

 

Wow Lester's reveal blip saved me in a DM , started 4-5.....but I guess the 3 others on my team were buddies and they left together, leaving me 1-5....to 25 kills....I won. Hahahaha 25-11...

Cool story bro. I know. Lol.

 

The off the radar thing is a great option. I use it a lot to get surprise kills on those who mess with me or when I'm holed down and need a path out. It's pure comedy. I once got like 3 kills with it, that's the most I've gotten in one minute.


grand theft spaghetti
  • grand theft spaghetti

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 23 Sep 2013

#999

Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:14 AM

the greatest moment in gtaO.

for me anyway.

 

i was coming out of the tunnel by the fort when a player fires missiles at me from a jet. i go down the road a bit and do a 180. speed up towards the hill to get into the base and the guy fires more missiles at me. i hit the hill, catch some major air and explode. we both spawn out in the swamp at the same time and he is pissed.

 

i just killed his laser with my buccaneer. man i wish i recorded my game play.

it will never happen again.

  • GTA Banjo and Argahawk like this

Ermac
  • Ermac

    witness your carry

  • The Yakuza
  • Joined: 30 Apr 2012
  • None
  • Hottest Nigga [All Time]
    GTAF Time Trials Hipster of the Year 2016
    April Fools Winner 2015

#1000

Posted 09 February 2014 - 07:46 AM

Warning: Pic heavy in the spoiler section

 

Just sniped my first tank not 10 minutes ago. The story leading up to it is the real highlight though.

 

Having just unlocked the heavy sniper a few levels before, I figured I'd give it a test run to see if it was as great as people on here made it out to be. So I flew around Los Santos and building hopped, sniping any and everyone who wandered into my scope.

 

This went on for about 20 minutes until one of Simeons HPV's popped up on the map. Since I was already in royale douche mode, I decided to call for my Annihilator and sharpen up my heli skills by shooting the poor low level who decided to nab it. I ended up totaling the bird, but respawned close enough to get a kill on the guy and steal the HPV (which was a Patriot).

 

I drove it to the nearest LSC, repaired it and fit it with an ignition bomb, and drove out. Just as I had suspected, the low level Joe had followed me there in a stolen Zion and rammed into me as soon as I came out. I jumped out of the Patriot to portray defense, and charged at him fists ablaze. His SMG made short work of me, but I just sat back and laughed as I watched him hop straight into the booby trapped Patriot.

 

Boom.

 

In typical GTA: O fashion, he spawned close by, only to be cut down by my Combat MG. I then took the stolen Zion (which had somehow survived the Patriot's explosion), resprayed it, and fitted it with an ignition bomb. I drove out to find the low level joe down the street. I drove towards him slowly, and you guessed it, he killed me. However, he made the same mistake twice and jumped in the rigged Zion.

 

Boom. Car bomber tattoo and award acquired.

 

I have no clue if he felt that he had to have vengeance after being duped twice, or if he simply had a never give up attitude, because it led to a cockstomping of 5 to 21 kills as he tried and failed to revenge kill me.

 

Now, during all this time, there was this kid on the mic asking people to join his clan. Funnily enough, he managed to get one person who also had a mic to join. In the midst of my one sided battle with low level Joe, the new blood sent me 2 clan invites in-game, and 2 messages via PSN. (This is the pic heavy part)

 

Spoiler

 

1 - 0. Still waiting for the "or die" part mang.

  • Pastry likes this

CJXJ220
  • CJXJ220

    Thug

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Nov 2013

#1001

Posted 09 February 2014 - 10:51 AM

Got some sweet revenge in a race on Cutting Coroners.

 

I was in a Blista and this other clown in an Issi spun me out at one of the first checkpoints.  I caught up to him on the next lap, and overtook him again when he clipped a streetlight.  He caught up again, and as soon as his hood appeared at the bottom of my screen, I hit the brakes.  He overshot and spun himself out when he clipped my bumper as he passed in front of me.  

 

Didn't win the race but I finished 2nd less than a second behind.

 

 

The other fun thing I did recently was clearing Titan of a Job with a friend of mine by rushing the hangar in a fire truck and hosing everyone down while my friend sat out on the runway with a sniper rifle and picked off the ones who got back up after their bath.


SKient
  • SKient

    Not every multiplayer game is hack-proof....

  • Members
  • Joined: 27 Dec 2013
  • Malaysia

#1002

Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:03 PM

Had a DM at Cargo and well somehow..a kid takes the lead by 30 kills after 10 minutes(no kill score,15 min).I was close like 20 and when the timer was almost close,I made a stupid decision to rush at him...he had a sticky bomb ready to throw at me(I was beside him near the containers),I rushed at him and well died BUT he commit suicide and the final score was...Me 46,Kid 45 should of been a draw(if there was any)but I laugh in relive and he was angrily shouting at me on how I "hack" my way to victory.Probably he didn't saw his "mistake".Typical,always blaming high k/d players of hacking in DM/TDM.Got back to free mode with him and he starts spawn killing me while shouting (roughly translated from Malay...)"Pig","I'm more better than you","you talk like a girl".....yes kids in Malaysia get early access on foul words.Since I'm more of a save my life,save my money type of player after post 1.09.I just leave the session  and never see him again plus I was outrank because I was 69 (lol) and he was 145 so yeah.I don't wanna waste my time handling kids unless they keep talking all "gangsta" well then all aboard the Tank and Troll Train..(Triple T) but mostly the Troll Train.


sid_vicious74
  • sid_vicious74

    sir fuka

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Jan 2014
  • New-Zealand

#1003

Posted 09 February 2014 - 08:43 PM

I had a loud mouth, red neck yank talking sh** into mic saying how he was the man, and hated mexicans ..... and for this other guy(mexican??) to come and kill him.  being the good guy that i am i thought i would go have a look.   so i sat on a roof watching it go down. after he got mex a couple of spawn kill a thought enough is enough.and sniped him. he starts going on about me being a scope head..... another couple of kills for me.  i hate loud mouth pri**s that dont know when to shut up.  (he was 50+ levels above me)


theNGclan
  • theNGclan

    turtle

  • Facade Corporation
  • Joined: 06 Apr 2011
  • United-States
  • Best Character 2016 [Niko Bellic Ped]
    Best Conversion 2016 [GTA: Underground] [Contribution]
    Best Topic 2014 [GTA V and Steam]

#1004

Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:32 AM

The friendliest bounty hunter

 

I had this bounty of $9000 on my head, and a few other people had bounties too. I called up my buzzard and hunted them down, then once they were all gone, someone came to collect my bounty. I shot them out of the air, then I switched to a Luxor to try to fly away. Suddenly the same player came in a buzzard and shot at me. I was dodging every rocket until I got too cocky and was blown up. He texted me with "GG" (good game, in case you didn't know). I texted him the same thing back, but with a smiley face at the end. He came and picked me up in his buzzard, added me as a friend, and we started to collect plane drops together, started hunter other groups of players, and ended up fighting against 2 other players for control of a parking garage. When our buzzard went down, we both parachuted down together, shooter at the police below us with our guns.

 

Man, it was one HELL of an experience.

  • TezST likes this

Strikeslip
  • Strikeslip

    I'm a LOVER, not a FIGHTER !

  • Feroci
  • Joined: 07 Nov 2013
  • Canada

#1005

Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:31 PM

I had just respawned and was looking for revenge, but didn't have my car.  Another guy came driving by, stopped, and honked.  It thought, cool, maybe if I put in a GPS to the guy that just killed me, he'll not only bring me there, but help me exact revenge.

 

I got in, he drove a few car lengths, stopped, got out, and shot me while I was stuck sitting in his car!

 

That was pretty funny!

  • TezST likes this

grand theft spaghetti
  • grand theft spaghetti

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 23 Sep 2013

#1006

Posted 10 February 2014 - 04:19 PM

0_0.jpg


ll Noble 6 ll
  • ll Noble 6 ll

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jan 2014

#1007

Posted 10 February 2014 - 05:37 PM Edited by ll Noble 6 ll, 10 February 2014 - 06:16 PM.

Logged back into Freemode after doing some races with friends and had a $1,000 bounty from stealing a car for LCS sale later on.  Had just done a water race while a friend watched (joined mid-way) and he points out that someone is making a beeline toward me on the radar, so must be in a plane/jet.  Thought it might be fun to see how long I could last, so I hopped on a Sea-Doo sitting in the water nearby and headed out to sea.  When the guy shows up, he's in a jet from Zancudo, but instead of locking on with missiles, he's trying to shoot me with the machine guns.

 

"Okay," I think.  "I know how to deal with this..."  Every time he does a flyby, I reverse direction and head toward him, shortening the amount of aim time he has and lessening his chances of hitting me.  As I do this, my friend on the beach is calling out which direction he's going (I'm on a jet ski and getting colossal amounts of air from the waves, making following the jet somewhat difficult).

 

Three times, this guy makes passes with machine guns roaring.  Each time, he's getting lower and lower to the waves, until the last pass, he's skimming the water and I'm wondering how he's not crashing.  He can't touch me, however, since the waves are chucking me up and down and I keep turning into his flight path.

 

Fourth time, he comes around and makes a beeline at me. 

 

"He's going to ram you," my friend calls out.

 

"Oh yeah?"

 

Right as he comes in, a wave bears up underneath me, burying his jet and FLINGING me up into the air.   No explosion, no destructive noises.  Just a splash...

 

And I'm home free.  Guy wipes out the jet it must have taken a bit of work to steal in order to try to get a $1,000 bounty...

 

To make it better?

 

My friend capped him as he spawned on the beach.

 

Best laugh in a long time.

  • TezST, Obviously and vozi45 like this

ll Noble 6 ll
  • ll Noble 6 ll

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jan 2014

#1008

Posted 10 February 2014 - 07:01 PM

Second story - Same crew, plus a few have grabbed one of Simeon's HPV's (a Bagger - first time it's been a cycle).  Two crew members are in a Sandking while I jump on the Bagger to take it to LSC.  They wait outside and hold off someone, going in for a quick repair as I scoot out and hit the road to Simeon's.  After they spawn out, they start following, but I'm well ahead and scanning the map ahead of me.  Turns out there's someone waiting near Simeon's, so I mention this to my companions, who ask me to slow down so they can take the lead and deal with him.

 

At some point, I wrecked (I turned a corner too sharp and smashed my brains on a light post), so one of my crew jumps on the bike and heads out while the Sandking waits for me to respawn and join. 

 

By this point, he realizes that the HVP has an escort and moves away from LSC and into the containers nearby.  Now we're rolling into position around Simeon's while the Bagger-rider is slowing up to let us take him out.  We leap out, take up positions...  And a brutal, 30-minute fight breaks out with him holding his own against (now) four of us.  I think at some point he realized he was never going to get away, since we had him pinned by weight of numbers, so he logged out.

 

Chaos Lord, whoever you are, it was incredible.  Thanks for fighting it out, and you're one tough bastard to take on four for as long as you did.

 

After he left, it was mayhem and chaos as we started bombing police cars and shooting down police heli's just to have something to do...

  • iRage HD7 likes this

Vesper
  • Vesper

    Vesper Lynd

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Apr 2008
  • United-Kingdom

#1009

Posted 10 February 2014 - 09:03 PM Edited by Vesper, 11 February 2014 - 01:57 AM.

Saboteur

 

When I'm just filling a space in a session, not really doing anything in particular, I tend to eavesdrop on conversations between players and think of a way to harmlessly mess with them. One guy joined the session - possibly through the invite of a friend - and started chatting with someone who joined the session shortly after I did. The two were talking about how rarely they play online, etc. and the moment I heard mention of Los Santos Customs, I hopped in my Entity and headed over there. I took up a perch with my sniper rifle above the shop and waited, listening to their conversation.

 

A moment later, the newcomer spawned outside of LSC and the moment he did, I fired my rifle and hit his rear passenger tire. "What the hell was that?" he exclaimed. His friend inquired to which he explained, "I don't know. I just came out of the body shop and my tire exploded."

 

"Probably a glitch," his friend replied.

 

Back into the shop he went and a moment later, reappeared outside. I fired my rifle once more, hitting his tire again. "Dude, seriously? What is going on?"

 

"Did it do it again?" his friend asked.

 

"Yeah," he replied. The minute I left."

 

This tomfoolery went on for another two times before his friend arrived and witnessed me on my perch upon pulling into the parking lot. He identified me to his friend and I quickly dropped down, got back into my Entity and sped off from the scene. No sooner did I turn the block, I noticed a blip speeding toward me; it was his friend in his red Adder. I thought I'd be slick and slam on the brakes as he got alongside me, but my bright idea dimmed as he swerved behind me as I braked and crashed into me. I heard the familiar beep of a sticky bomb and two seconds later, my Entity was a heap of scrap and a $9000 premium was deducted from my executioner's wallet. He commented, "I blew up his car dude. Had to pay for it but $9000 is nothing."

 

I raised an eyebrow at his response to harmless f*ckery of shooting out a tire and thought it was a bit extreme. In response, I decided to get even. I found my way to the helipad and hopped into a Cargobob. I flew over to where they were and dropped the Cargobob right on top of the red Adder and picked it up. I flew over to the southern part of the city and dropped it into the ocean. The owner was not only notified that their Adder was destroyed, but the premium payment is their responsibility. I sent him a message saying, "Fair is fair. Next time, don't be a dick."
 

I then messaged the guy who's tire I kept shooting out and apologised for any annoyance and said I was just horsing around. I then proceeded to leave the session.


ll Noble 6 ll
  • ll Noble 6 ll

    Punk-ass Bitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jan 2014

#1010

Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:05 PM

How did you give him $1000?  It's not possible to gift money at this point...


phunkism
  • phunkism

    Heaven

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 05 Feb 2014
  • None

#1011

Posted 10 February 2014 - 11:40 PM

The friendliest bounty hunter

 

I had this bounty of $9000 on my head, and a few other people had bounties too. I called up my buzzard and hunted them down, then once they were all gone, someone came to collect my bounty. I shot them out of the air, then I switched to a Luxor to try to fly away. Suddenly the same player came in a buzzard and shot at me. I was dodging every rocket until I got too cocky and was blown up. He texted me with "GG" (good game, in case you didn't know). I texted him the same thing back, but with a smiley face at the end. He came and picked me up in his buzzard, added me as a friend, and we started to collect plane drops together, started hunter other groups of players, and ended up fighting against 2 other players for control of a parking garage. When our buzzard went down, we both parachuted down together, shooter at the police below us with our guns.

 

Man, it was one HELL of an experience.

I wish that happened to me, i never had friendly encounter


sid_vicious74
  • sid_vicious74

    sir fuka

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Jan 2014
  • New-Zealand

#1012

Posted 11 February 2014 - 12:52 AM

last night, just got on and was leaving my apartment via garage, when i got a message about car in inpound. so went to walk out of garage to walk to yard.  saw a white dot with two in it coming toward me.  quickly dropped a sticky at top of driveway.  as i walked back into garage the two dudes stated shooting me.  it doesnt hurt if you are walking into garage.  went upstairs and looked out window and saw the two dudes getting back into their police car.  it was parked on top of said sticky bomb.  turned my mic on and said " sorry but you shouldn't have shot me guys.  this will be funny."  boom. two easy kills.  both dudes left session within minutes. 

pity, because i was looking forward to hunting them.

god i love this game


Vesper
  • Vesper

    Vesper Lynd

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Apr 2008
  • United-Kingdom

#1013

Posted 11 February 2014 - 01:57 AM Edited by Vesper, 11 February 2014 - 02:05 AM.

How did you give him $1000?  It's not possible to gift money at this point...

 

I didn't; I ended up discovering that I was unable to but didn't edit the end of the story to reflect that. Sorry for the confusion.

 

Tank Evasion

 

It's a short story this time around.

I had just finished a mission of vengeance against a fellow who'd shot up my car as I was merely passing through to get to the clothing store. I ended up leading him into a parking garage near my apartment on Alta Street; I reached the fifth level and waited for him to get far enough into the complex. I then dropped down the side of the garage to the third level and down again into the grass, taking slight damage. I sprinted across the street and carjacked a Cheval Surge and sped off as my pursuer navigated the parking garage stairs. As I drifted around the corner, I noticed a tank coming out of a side alley. I quickly turned down the next street and narrowly avoided being blasted by cannon fire. I started to gain some distance from the tank and circled back around to get to my apartment, when another tank - one of his friends, according to the voice chat - came from the next street over. Half-jokingly, I bellowed, "Jesus, take the wheel!" and barreled past the tank, around to the street it came from and off a slight cliff that overlooked the highway. I swerved onto the correct side of traffic and drove away to safety.


lunaticz0r
  • lunaticz0r

    Crazy Dutch Drugs

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 May 2010
  • None

#1014

Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:21 AM

0_0.jpg

they seriously just shot eachother and the other guy who lived is watching it...WAT

  • UP9390 likes this

fofofofofofofofo
  • fofofofofofofofo

    A.K.A OmgLolOmgLol

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Nov 2013
  • United-States

#1015

Posted 11 February 2014 - 11:21 PM

I was driving around the city with the mallard(awesome turning and handling) when a hobo came, pulled me out of the plane, and started DRIVING AWAY AS IF THE PLANE WAS A CAR! Talk about glitches :3
  • MrPlow likes this

Gutslab
  • Gutslab

    Bustre

  • Facade Corporation
  • Joined: 25 Apr 2008
  • Bhutan

#1016

Posted 12 February 2014 - 03:03 AM

Cheapshot

 

 

I was just chilling in free roam when I received a npc bounty for 7k. So I start getting ready to go, my plan was to get on a train and see how long I could last. Before 20 seconds even pass, some guy runs me over and kills me. I normally wouldn't care but I just felt it was such a bullsh*t kill to get the bounty like that. I don't know why I even got mad, but I was ready to send him into oblivion. So I killed him back, which is a normal thing to do. Then I pretty much hounded him for almost a hour. He was delivering a Simeon vehicle and we both had reigned constant gunfire at each other. He got away briefly and fled to the docks. I caught up with him and we kept dueling it out. In the end, he was trying to get away but I kept putting him down. The last score was around 15-4 in my favor. Also, I found out that the bounty was glitched when I joined the next session, as in he had never received the money for it in the first place. lol


MrMattAdz
  • MrMattAdz

    Rat

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Feb 2014
  • United-Kingdom

#1017

Posted 12 February 2014 - 11:22 AM Edited by MrMattAdz, 13 February 2014 - 08:22 PM.

This is basically a scenario that started out ok, but quickly went to sh*t. Hope you enjoy redaing about as much as I enjoyed playing it!

 

So I was trying to do that 'death from above' mission with my friend, but we kept getting owned everytime we tried to enter on foot, or parachuted from a heli, so we tried sniping some of the bodyguards from a nearby building. To begin with it worked great, as we were far enough so that they couldn't shoot back at us, but what we didn't realise was that you got 3 stars as soon as you started shooting them. A police heli came in and we were right in the open, so we got into the heli and flew away.

 

We had already taken heavy damage by the time we had got clear of most of the police, and due to some shots from the police on the chasing heli, the engine on our heli kept on giving out. Because we had 4 stars now and two helis chasing us, my only concern was to fly as quickly as I could away from them, but the engine finally died completely as we were just about to fly over a bridge. I managed to pull up and just enough so that the heli was blancing over the side of the bridge, and we jumped out just as the heli began to fall back and explode upon crashing on the road below us. We jacked the first car we saw, which fortunately was a mammoth patriot, as I'm sure if it wasn't a SUV we would have been killed very quickly.

 

We proceded to drive to sandy shores in hope of finding a heli or plane, while plowing our way though roadblock after roadblock. Just as we were about halfway there, my controller ran out of charge. It could not have come at a worse moment, we had worked our way up to 5 stars and there were what seemed like hundreds of police and fbi cars streaming in from every direction. Incredably my friend managed to hold them off by firining out of the passenger seat with a micro-smg, and once my controller was plugged in and powered, we GTFO'd. unfortunately 3 of our tires had been shot out while we were stationary so the already heavy-handling patriot was almost uncontrolable when going round sharp corners. Both the airports were empty (why are they always empty on missions, especially seeing how most of the missions require you to have a heli to have a decent chance of completing it?!) so we just tried to lose the cops and see if we could get back to the mission objective, but we needed a change of vehical. In the process of locating something suitable, we got rammed by a police car and appeared to be trapped in a ditch, so my friend jumped out and ran over a hill, thinking that if we stayed in the car we would get shot to pieces. Somehow he got away alive, and I managed to get the patriot free and drove off again, this time heading for the mountains. I couldn't understand how we were still alive, bearing in mind that we had been chased by the cops for about 30 minutes at this point.

 

The cops followed me and not my friend, so he managed to 'aquire' two dirtbikes, and told me to come to him. At this point I was close to the top of a mountain, and rembereing that I had a parachute from the heli we had used earlier, I drove off a cliff, bailed out of my falling vehical, and parachuted over that lake that's in sandy shores, while watching with glee as all the cop cars that had drove off the cliff with me fell into the lake, I landed next my friend and we drove off on sperate dirtbikes towards los santos, and we lost the cops on the way there by driving through a tunnel used by trains. Just as we thought we were safe though, we went full speed round a blind corner and drove straight into a bus, killing us instantly and making us fail the mission. We spent nearly an hour on that mission just to be killed by a mother-trucking bus. Just to top it off we didn't get the $200 dollars fro failing the mission, because our deaths counted as suicides. At least we had fun though, and in the end, is that not what games are all about?!

  • iRage HD7, TezST, ---------------------- and 1 other like this

TezST
  • TezST

    LemonNloaf

  • Members
  • Joined: 23 Oct 2013
  • United-Kingdom

#1018

Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:16 PM

Hahahahaha I liked that one. When ur high enough u can ring lester to remove wanted level and call merryweather for a helicopter that'l make things easier!
  • thatblacklac and MrMattAdz like this

MrMattAdz
  • MrMattAdz

    Rat

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Feb 2014
  • United-Kingdom

#1019

Posted 12 February 2014 - 01:35 PM

I don't think it works on certain missions where the police are a part of the objectives. We tried calling him but he didn't pick up :-(


GroundZero
  • GroundZero

    Previous Username: Bull12345Bull

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Apr 2010
  • Greece

#1020

Posted 12 February 2014 - 07:16 PM

Quick story, I was driving a car wanted by Simeon to the LSC near Lester's warehouse when I saw a player with a bounty parking and exiting a car right outside the door. Right when I was about to enter the shop, the car blew up, thus destroying the vehicle Simeon wanted (and killing me, too)...

 

I spawned on the bridge on the right of the shop. I then proceeded to take out my Heavy Sniper and, faster than the light, I planted two bullets on that fool's head, claiming the 5000$ bounty.

 

Oh, the sweet smell of victory...





1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users