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Posted 4 days ago Edited by Lucius M. Galloway, 4 days ago.
I said f*ck that. He died, spectated me, I had a nice plate of baked potatoes, corn, and steak waiting for me, and best believed I parked my ass in a bus, and stuffed my face. Oh, he wasn't having that, he was mad, he left in 7 minutes. Ha, fixed his ass. The point of me inviting you to a survival is to survive, not sit back and watch everybody else do the work. I'll be damned if another motherf*cker gets paid off of my effort.
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Posted 4 days ago
Passive in a Bobcat with a trailer and a boat - a true classic combo.
There were these typical Opressor and Khanjali guys and I remembered that classic combo.
1st target that Opressor guy - boing:
2nd target the Khanjali - let's spin him arround - really, the boat on the trailer is tough enough that the turning canon throws the tank arround:
And a bonus pic where the tank finally blew himself up:
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Posted 4 days ago Edited by PwnageSoldier, 4 days ago.
I've swapped back to my Wolf Ops crew, making 2.0 outfits and everything. It's beautiful.
I've finally bought a Facility, specifically the FZ Facility, I have no idea why I haven't bought this earlier, it's so useful to spawn in.
I CAN'T HOLD MY HAPPINESS ANYMORE! I'VE HIT 4 MILLION FOR THE FIRST TIME! *pops open a bottle of champagne* WOOOOOOOOO!*drinks and spills some on myself by mistake* Is this real?!?!? IT CAN'T BE REAL! *pinches myself, realizes this is real, then proceeds to faint and eat sh*t*
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Posted 3 days ago Edited by KazzMajol, 3 days ago.
last night i spawned into a lobby with only a couple other players in it. one of them left shortly after, and i messaged the one who was left, who was also high level -- 365 or something, to my 597 -- saying 'hey hey. friendlies?' or some such. i got no answer, but after launching Piracy i saw that they were in the same bunker i have and very nearby, so i flew over there in my Akula and as i was landing i saw that i was doing so next to *their* akula, which was funny to me. anyway, i got out so they could see i was there, and my dude was standing there smoking a Redwood when she spawned out. we pointed at one another a few times by way of hello and how ya doing, and then both went our separate ways. it was a lovely little grind for awhile, peacefully passing one another fetching supplies and crates and such, but eventually she must have invited a friend into the session, because soon there was an associate on her team.
There goes the neighborhood, i thought, and sure enough--even though the two of them kept the truce and were minding their own business while i did my thing--next thing you know there's a dozen players in session. usually that means the end of the peaceful grind, and this time was no exception.
(if anybody doesn't already know this... when you are in a solo session or one with only a couple other players, INVITING PEOPLE somehow opens it up and randoms will start spawning in... have your friends JOIN YOUR SESSION instead through the friends menu, and that doesn't seem to happen--ok, public service announcement over)
i tried hiring some of the new guys but nobody was having it, so i launched Fortified and successfully avoided the onslaught in my usual subterranean way, and since i have mastered the hell out of 'the wave' technique the $35k was barely in my Maze Bank account before i was launching Piracy again and hovering nearby in the akula while i packed a series of bowls of the California Kind or the Bubbleberry or whatever they're calling it and sipped my beer.
suddenly i see i'm under attack even though i don't see any blips on the radar. a team of three under a CEO had gone ghosted and snuck in there. and silly me, i forgot to put a proximity mine on the yellow dot for once. i did the EWO and got myself on the boat and somehow managed to fight them off for three minutes and get that $30k as well. (this was very surprising to me because a lot of my 597 levels is due to the 420+ races i've won and the countless hours of grinding. i fairly regularly will get my ass handed to me in PvP scenarios, but i suppose these guys were worse than me, or else i just got lucky.)
anyway, i was able to immediately launch and complete Headhunter for another $25k after that one, but to my dismay their CEO salted my game and launched Headhunter himself when i finally got stuck with a 5:00 cooldown. i was tired and almost just went to bed, but their targets were scattered all over Blaine county and there were a couple other players fighting them, plus i was already in my Akula, so i proceeded to make it as difficult as possible for them. i got shot down a couple times but just called Mors and got it right back, and man, i'm here to tell you, anybody who thinks the Akula isn't top-notch doesn't have one. 8) it was a total bloodbath, although they eventually managed to get all their targets with a couple minutes left.
however, when i saw that i wasn't gonna be able to stop them, i ghosted my organization and grabbed the Avenger and put it in auto pilot right over the final target. GOOD LORD it takes too long to get from the driver seat to the turret chairs, but i managed to do it before they could disperse, and the view from above was simply fantastic as i zoomed in on their pair of Deluxos and their own Akula and just frankly blew them to hell. if it cost me $80k or whatever for the multiple times i fragged those cars, it was well worth it. one of the deluxos evntually managed to get up to where i was at and shot my avenger down but i think i shot him out of the sky simultaneously, maybe... i don't know, i was laughing so hard it was hard to tell.
after that i launched Fortified again and bounced everybody out of my session for the easy money. damn i love this game.
Posted 3 days ago
Had 2 people want to be part of my biker club so i hired them. Both high rank so i decide to play Stand Your Ground. For the first 5 mins or so they left me on my own. The area was nicely cut off with only 2 ways in so i placed mines around the parameter and one on the zone smoke and found a confortable safe spot so if my mines fail i can then gun them down as they come in. This method was working a treat. People kept running into my mines all excited or i'd gun them down if they somehow managed to get past. 5 people were attacking and i got about 10 kills and died twice. Then my 2 team mates show up. One is flying about in an Akula and the other comes to the zone on foot. The guy who came to the zone on foot was aged 39 and really should have had much more sense than he did, and especially for someone with his high rank. He kept running and gunning chasing everyone all over instead of waiting for them to come in and hit my mine defences, so he kept blowing up all my mines. Normally the other player will eventually cotton on and avoid the mines, but he didn't, he kept running into them while chasing people down so i kept laying them over and over just to see how long it would take for him to have a lightbulb moment and realise. But that moment never came. I wasted easily over $100k on mines, lol. (I have millions i just wanted to test this guy) What he should have done is also lay mines in the 2 entrances and one on the zone smoke and take shelter and pick them off if they ever made it past the mines. So because of him we have now lost control with no system in place so it turns to total chaos. We managed to beat whoever came at us but we also ended up dying much more than we should have. Then with 2 minutes left i spot a crew go ghost organization. Then out of nowhere, i get blasted with the orbital cannon. As i respawn the crew are capturing the area. They are ghost so i stand no chance and they pick me off twice more the second in repawned. And my two teammates were stupidly too busy chasing down potential attackers around the corner and were too far away. So just as they were about to capture the area i quit the game so they didn't get it. lol They obviously really wanted it to orbital cannon me. =D
Posted 3 days ago Edited by PwnageSoldier, 3 days ago.
I don't often reply to these old stories but.....Spoiler
I'd like to note that me and my outfits share a familiar tone with you. It takes a while to make new outfits that I like lmao
Posted 2 days ago
Had me some fun with a passive jet player and recorded some of it. He tried to kill me but crashed so i put a bounty on him and chased him back to his hangar in my Deluxo. I placed mines out the front and sat on the roof of his hangar so he was pretty screwed. Then i had an invite to the Pacific Standard Heist Finale just as he disappeared. He had obviously been invited aswell and had accepted the invitation to the heist to escape me. So i accepted it to see if he was there. And low and behold he was indeed there. Time for some fun.....
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Posted 2 days ago Edited by ACM-Jan, 2 days ago.
Had some fun with akula and passive mode, didnt plan to kill anyone just like one user been suggesting in some topics spook them with npc-ish heli over their head, but seems like i chose the stupidest of stupid players to hang over i even flapped my "wings" to shine light on their faces while they trying to shoot upwards lol HAHA, (it was night time maybe that helped tho at night the light is fun). After few taunting flappy flippy messages dropped an "egg" on him who was still aiming up. he messaged on [all] chat some mom jokes similar to those that foxjokes user has been posting, man i laughed hard and then i was mad i didnt record or screen shot the funny responce to finally post sth to messages topic.
Then moved on, found newbie (lvl 7) and checked what are they up to, saw some 300+ ranked fool follow him. Followed silently both some times getting close to see what they do if random heli floating near their heads (they ofc did the funny up-shoot while driving).
After some kilometers of driving close to each other white dot starts killing young ceo, then i followed the high rank dude little bit and popped out to let few rockets fly, took off in cover of "wings" and he goes "ahahahahah" probably realized it was all fun tricks and games, funnest day over long time.
Posted 2 days ago
I finished a 1 vs 1 Hotring race. The other guy spun me out several times but thanks to some defensive driving, catch up, and him driving a stock Hotring vs my Custom Hotring, I kept catching up to him easily. On the final lap, I clipped his rear corner and sent him into a wall.
After the race, he messaged me "WTF?!". I replied with a simple "You get what you give".
Posted 2 days ago Edited by Mrs. Buzz, 2 days ago.
I messed with some griefieng tryhards three in number lately. Two Deluxos and one Opressor were terrorising the lobby. Passive in and out, the usual stuff.
My 1st thought: switch session.
My second: get Akula.
The later got the run. Sneaking on them - killing them. One after another - one to x times. Eventually I lost tracking on them, so they - one after another - obliterated me - three (3!) unbelivable times in under 5min.
I felt pretty proud tbh.
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Posted A day ago Edited by Dr.Rosenthal, A day ago.
The other day I shot down a poor pilot in a propeller plane with my Akula. He was flying waaaaay up high in the stratosphere so I had trouble finding him first before I realized where he was.
He bailed in time, but as he was skydiving, I was Akula-diving. I caught up to him pretty quick and shredded him with my rotors. It was so beautiful I'll upload a vid when I get around to it.
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Posted A day ago Edited by PwnageSoldier, A day ago.
It's time to face the music.
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Posted 4 hours ago Edited by Lucius M. Galloway, 4 hours ago.
So it was me, this 178, 15, and 33. The 33 added me as a friend, which I despise because I don't friend back ( unless we're on the same level, or you're better than me) and people get salty that I am better at staying alive than them, and they rage quit, which level 33 did after dying and spectating me twice. So two guys leave, and its me and the 178. To make a long story short, thus guy is a salty dick. He died more times than the last two players combined, and when he respawned, he kept flipping me off. That's a great way to thank the guy who is guaranteeing your $30,000 paycheck and you don't have to do any work.
That's the case with survivals, I can do then alone, but I prefer the company of my GTA brethren. So it was wave 10, and the guy felt boastful, tried to do the wave with a machine pistol. I feel that if you suck, like you can't headshot for sh*t suck, and you're playing with a weak weapon, don't play with pistols/machine pistols. I do it sometimes for fun, but I'm hitting and running, not dying. This guy takes out one helicopter, and walks out, feeling like the man. There was one chopper left with 2 guys, one of them the Aimbot God himself, sniped the f*ck out of his ass. Oh he shut the f*ck up real quick. I was expecting some messages saying I have no life, or I play GTA and nothing else, etc. Etc. No. He took his L in silence, never to be heard from again. I wrapped up wave 10 with an AP pistol, you know, schooling dude's ass on how TO shoot.
For those of you wondering if I do play only GTA. I don't. I've always been an analytical person, so before I make a move, I take things into consideration like NPC count ( like it tells you how many there are after the wave is over), where they'll possibly spawn, can he see me/can he hit me, etc. Now everybody else may blow things to sh*t or whatever, but that's how I win. If more people played GTA like me, we'd be some rich, criminal mastermind, motherf*ckers.
I'm about to do Processed now, cheers.
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