Here's another "person killed me so I killed them more" story for y'all's enjoyment.
Bored, I went into a nearby Binco to see if I could put up another outfit. I was mindlessly scrolling through the tie sections until I found two Christmas items that I didn't know ever existed. Christmas ties! Unfortunately, they weren't compatible with the outfit I was using at the time, so I get out of the menu to go put on one of those shirts that'd allow me to see what the tie looks like.
That was when I noticed a blip outside of the store. The player outside ran in the store and stopped right next to me. At first I thought he were to do me no harm, so I just patiently went back to the right side of the store to get back to the accessories section. That was when I noticed he ran out and before I could even think about it, my face was pumped full of 12G pellets and the perpetrator ran away. He wore no ballistic helmet or any sort of tryhard gear, so it was safe to assume he was new (probably got the game for Christmas) and probably wasn't aware of the consequences of doing something like this to someone minding their own business.
I spawned a block away from the store and I noticed the blip coming towards me in a car. I made sure they wouldn't go through by sticking some high caliber rounds through the windshield and into their face. Their mic suddenly fired up and all I could hear was, "What the f*ck, where did this guy come from?!"
That was when I checked this person's rank. As I guessed, he was new, merely rank 58. Now, I wanted to teach him a harsh lesson for messing with non-hostile players so I made sure to go after him a few more times. What proceeded was tons of attempts of trying to run me over, only to be killed with the help of auto-aim and complaining on the mic with bizarre groans and grunts, as well as some sniping kills. Eventually, he took a car and instead of trying to throw the vehicle in my direction, he took it the other away and tried to make an escape. I quickly got on my Oppressor and went in for one last kill. I noticed the blip had turned into a flag on the radar, meaning he was on the pause menu as I approached. I was briefly distracted by a sudden social club invite to some crew called "The Jamaican Family". What the hell is this? Did he try to vote kick me and accidentally invite me to his crew, or was he trying to recruit me? Anyway, I blew him up one last time and flew off. One more annoyed grunt later, he disappeared from the map and I didn't see him again ever since.
I made a return to the clothing store to finally try out this Christmas tie I wasn't aware of. I was disappointed that it turned out that the tie was merely just a red, featureless tie and nothing Christmas worthy about it at all. Bugged, I simply called it a night.