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ryannata
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#9751

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by ryannata, 2 weeks ago.

Lots of trolls these days, playing some contact missions throwback again and this guy just keep ram me around with his tank shooting his railgun against my tank, Chery_M, as usual i just report the troll, 

 

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and in the next mission (by land sea and air) i used this and the fool just keep spamming HL missiles to me, bohoo tough luck motherf*ckers, go clean your drain money pipe, flush it down to your a-hole, his friends even trying to shoot me with his RCV's water cannon, i mean WTF? PvE has become PvP? yeah go f*ck yourself trolls

 

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#9752

Posted 2 weeks ago

Its a Christmas miracle!

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#9753

Posted 2 weeks ago

GET. OFF. MY. YACHT! Feat. NightFox

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AND STAY OFF!

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#9754

Posted 2 weeks ago

I was on my Oppressor bike screwing around and noticed a cluster of players on the radar.  So I fired one missile and blew one up and no charge.  So I fired and fired and fired.  I killed 10+ people and got no charge for blowing up personal vehicles or bad sport.  Must have all been sitting in NPC cars...weird.

 

I jumped to another server to avoid all the retribution LOL.


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#9755

Posted 2 weeks ago

Just cruising in my Deluxo when a player suddenly pops up near me trying to run some guns. It was too tempting and too easy to not kill him.

So I did. It happens to us all, as annoying as it may be. I didn't give it a second thought and went about my business.

All of a sudden he's sending me phone messages, wibbling on about how he doesn't need the money (I never mentioned that he did) and that, and i quote, "hard work payz off"

This goes on for about 10 minutes. Him crying about me killing him and me laughing at him.

Then he decides to message me on psn. Sending me pictures of all his cars (all supers, all the same colour) and his office, and his bunker, etc etc.

At this point i realise he must be a little kid. I ask how old he is but doesnt answer and instead asks how old I am. I tell him (37) and apparently I'm too old to play GTA. Apparently I'm a grandad haha. So now I'm pretty Damn sure he's a kid, so I guess he's 13-ish.

He says he's 16 (that explains everything). Now this is around an hour after I initially killed him and hes still crying about it. I knew squeakers were prone to rage fits but this took it to a whole new level.

He goes on to say he doesn't need the money in the game or in real life and proceeds to send me a picture of a bag of money which is apparently his. Again I'm quoting "that is 10k. Was 15k yesterday and 35k last week"

I face palm. Send him a message full of lols and say "keep bullsh*tting little kid" and then block him. The end.

Sorry for the ramble but I had to tell someone haha. Kids really shouldn't be allowed to play games above their age. Not if they can't handle it.

His name was Bellergamer777 by the way. Named and shamed.
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#9756

Posted 2 weeks ago

Somebody was AFK in the water gap between Vespucci and the road to LSIA.

I saw them and decided to go mug them like I usually do to low levels

But I was still driving my MOC as I'd just finished an Haulage.

I flew it off the road above... and the truck, no joke, went straight down and landed right on top of the AFK player.... killing him.

 

I seriously wish I'd been recording... that was amazing.

I couldn't mug him as I'd just called the mugger right before that happened. So he got away from a mugging as the game kicked him two minutes later


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#9757

Posted 2 weeks ago

This one is really, really, really lame.

 

Readying up the Insurgent with the manufactured weapons I was going to sell, I get a text that someone has placed a $9,000 bounty on me. I ignore it, as there were like 6-8 persons of considerable danger on the lobby; I thought I could make it. After 30 seconds driving towards the first of the five objectives, I see that the same person sends a message saying "There can only be one lol". I replied "Whatever" and then left the lobby.

 

The end.


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#9758

Posted 2 weeks ago

In a trolling mood and grab my Akula. 

 

Get a few *Nothing* Blip! Akula Boom! *Nothing* kills. 

 

Notice an oppressor on my radar. EXTERMINATE!

 

Executive Search starts

 

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I wonder if that was a record... 

 

Head to my yacht. Put up defences and watch the Ready Player One trailer again. 

 

I then hear Foomp! Foomp! then a Boom! Then a shower of jet parts... 

 

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He then tries to snipe me from shore then goes off to go do something else. 

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#9759

Posted 2 weeks ago

Here's another "person killed me so I killed them more" story for y'all's enjoyment.

 

Bored, I went into a nearby Binco to see if I could put up another outfit. I was mindlessly scrolling through the tie sections until I found two Christmas items that I didn't know ever existed. Christmas ties! Unfortunately, they weren't compatible with the outfit I was using at the time, so I get out of the menu to go put on one of those shirts that'd allow me to see what the tie looks like.

 

That was when I noticed a blip outside of the store. The player outside ran in the store and stopped right next to me. At first I thought he were to do me no harm, so I just patiently went back to the right side of the store to get back to the accessories section. That was when I noticed he ran out and before I could even think about it, my face was pumped full of 12G pellets and the perpetrator ran away. He wore no ballistic helmet or any sort of tryhard gear, so it was safe to assume he was new (probably got the game for Christmas) and probably wasn't aware of the consequences of doing something like this to someone minding their own business.

 

I spawned a block away from the store and I noticed the blip coming towards me in a car. I made sure they wouldn't go through by sticking some high caliber rounds through the windshield and into their face. Their mic suddenly fired up and all I could hear was, "What the f*ck, where did this guy come from?!"

 

That was when I checked this person's rank. As I guessed, he was new, merely rank 58. Now, I wanted to teach him a harsh lesson for messing with non-hostile players so I made sure to go after him a few more times. What proceeded was tons of attempts of trying to run me over, only to be killed with the help of auto-aim and complaining on the mic with bizarre groans and grunts, as well as some sniping kills. Eventually, he took a car and instead of trying to throw the vehicle in my direction, he took it the other away and tried to make an escape. I quickly got on my Oppressor and went in for one last kill. I noticed the blip had turned into a flag on the radar, meaning he was on the pause menu as I approached. I was briefly distracted by a sudden social club invite to some crew called "The Jamaican Family". What the hell is this? Did he try to vote kick me and accidentally invite me to his crew, or was he trying to recruit me? Anyway, I blew him up one last time and flew off. One more annoyed grunt later, he disappeared from the map and I didn't see him again ever since.

 

I made a return to the clothing store to finally try out this Christmas tie I wasn't aware of. I was disappointed that it turned out that the tie was merely just a red, featureless tie and nothing Christmas worthy about it at all. Bugged, I simply called it a night.


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#9760

Posted 2 weeks ago

My friend and I made a lagged out session and then a random joined in awhile after which is unusual by the way. We decide to leave them be and then two more randoms join in. Well what do they do as soon as they leave their apartment? Destroy one of my friends crates. So it was game on and this dynamic trio were by far some of the worst PvP'ers I have yet to come across. It was a 3 v 2 (rank 170,  260 and 100 something) and myself and my friend dominated them. I finished with having 25 kills on the rank 260 while he just got me 5 times. He sent me a message asking me what gun I was using lol. I felt like saying its a magical gun and you only get it by wanking Lester off. Then the rank 170 asked me if I was a hacker lol and the other one complained to me that I killed them so many times. Its like you come into a quiet session and act like an A-hole you best be able to back it up.


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#9761

Posted 2 weeks ago

My friend and I made a lagged out session and then a random joined in awhile after which is unusual by the way. We decide to leave them be and then two more randoms join in. Well what do they do as soon as they leave their apartment? Destroy one of my friends crates. So it was game on and this dynamic trio were by far some of the worst PvP'ers I have yet to come across. It was a 3 v 2 (rank 170,  260 and 100 something) and myself and my friend dominated them. I finished with having 25 kills on the rank 260 while he just got me 5 times. He sent me a message asking me what gun I was using lol. I felt like saying its a magical gun and you only get it by wanking Lester off. Then the rank 170 asked me if I was a hacker lol and the other one complained to me that I killed them so many times. Its like you come into a quiet session and act like an A-hole you best be able to back it up.

 

Moral of the story: Don't start sh*t unless you're prepared to finish it, right?

 

Earlier tonight, me, Sweetsaprik and..I think it was Reapermrjones were in a lobby and the air checkpoints freeroam event started. I don't normally participate in those but I happened to be near a plane so I decided to give it a try.

 

Wouldn't you know, the instant the event started it began pouring rain and I was in the slowest turd imaginable (the Mammatus) getting knocked around like Joe Frasier in the ring with Ali. SOMEHOW I managed to not only keep that pile of crap in the air for 10 minutes without crashing, but I actually collected a good number of checkpoints. (A distant third behind the other two). We ALMOST got all of them, too. Timer ran out with ONE left. But it was still fun. And I made over $20K at it. Not bad for just flying around like a dolt for 10 minutes.  I should do these events more often.

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#9762

Posted 2 weeks ago

My friend and I made a lagged out session and then a random joined in awhile after which is unusual by the way. We decide to leave them be and then two more randoms join in. Well what do they do as soon as they leave their apartment? Destroy one of my friends crates. So it was game on and this dynamic trio were by far some of the worst PvP'ers I have yet to come across. It was a 3 v 2 (rank 170,  260 and 100 something) and myself and my friend dominated them. I finished with having 25 kills on the rank 260 while he just got me 5 times. He sent me a message asking me what gun I was using lol. I felt like saying its a magical gun and you only get it by wanking Lester off. Then the rank 170 asked me if I was a hacker lol and the other one complained to me that I killed them so many times. Its like you come into a quiet session and act like an A-hole you best be able to back it up.

 

You should have said that the gun was a MkII S-kill.

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#9763

Posted 2 weeks ago

Recently, I starting the session, and waits like 9 million hours and the session started and some guy kills me with random explode (I don't know if it's Rocket Launcher or what) and I respawn and died, respawn and died. Rints and repeats. So i gave up and return to Single-player to get 100% completions


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#9764

Posted A week ago Edited by Aggregate Demand, A week ago.

An organization was getting ready for Piracy Prevention, so I asked the CEO to invite me so I could help them out and earn a bit of coin (there was only two of them). Win-win I thought.

 

"Nah, sorry".

 

"Okay", I replied back.

 

I immediately started Haulage, parked my Akula atop Mount Chiliad in stealth mode, and went and grabbed Chipotle. I got back home and they were complaining over the mic about not being able to do CEO work. Because I had completed Hostile Takeover just prior to starting Haulage and 25 minutes had elapsed, it was waiting for me to jump straight into once Haulage ended. About 23 minutes into Hostile Takeover, some kid collected the package, so I killed him, delivered it and started Haulage immediately after (again, because enough time had elapsed), still in stealth mode, but this time parked on my yacht.

 

So essentially I sat there screwing with this org for over an hour for not inviting me, and I made a grand total of $15,500, minus the $12,000 in CEO bills. The kicker? They were still there after an hour, waiting to do their work. I finally let them start it, before giving them both a cheeky 'lol' message.

 

You want to be an ass? I can out-ass you any day! :lol:  


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#9765

Posted A week ago

i had 1 low level player annoying me with sniper shots. Manged to finally get away. I was busy trying to sell product to go after him so I set a $1000 bounty on him. A little while later someone claim the bounty on him and killed him with the orbital cannon. Major trolling when you think about it. Someone spent at least $500k to claim a $1k bounty. Lol

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#9766

Posted A week ago Edited by Aslad, A week ago.

I was just cruising around in my Deluxo minding my own business when I noticed a two-man CEO team on the beach with two helicopters; one was a level 249 and the other was just level 15. I decided to see what they were up to and I think the high level guy was teaching the low level guy the basics of GTA and neither seemed bothered when I showed up with a Deluxo, and the high level did a sort of bow with his Buzzard (which I took as a sign that they weren't a threat). They then started doing Haulage so I decided to escort, although the Deluxo could barely keep up with the MOC cab lol. The guy invited me to his CEO and we ended up making quite a bit of money, and he thanked me for my help.

 

It's always nice when you're able to help people and they're actually grateful for it. Friends list gained two new members that night lol

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#9767

Posted A week ago

So i started a Haulage in my MOC cab and i had to deliver it from Ron Gas Station near Fort Zancudo to Grapeseed.
Some douche got in his Hydra and started strafing me.
Out of 6 strafe attempts only one was successful then he crashed into a light pole.
Then out of desperation he got in his ceo buzzard but obviously he couldn't get me before me delivering the trailer.
I messaged him "Gitgud" and he left.

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#9768

Posted A week ago

Just cruising in my Deluxo when a player suddenly pops up near me trying to run some guns. It was too tempting and too easy to not kill him.

So I did. It happens to us all, as annoying as it may be. I didn't give it a second thought and went about my business.

All of a sudden he's sending me phone messages, wibbling on about how he doesn't need the money (I never mentioned that he did) and that, and i quote, "hard work payz off"

This goes on for about 10 minutes. Him crying about me killing him and me laughing at him.

Then he decides to message me on psn. Sending me pictures of all his cars (all supers, all the same colour) and his office, and his bunker, etc etc.

At this point i realise he must be a little kid. I ask how old he is but doesnt answer and instead asks how old I am. I tell him (37) and apparently I'm too old to play GTA. Apparently I'm a grandad haha. So now I'm pretty Damn sure he's a kid, so I guess he's 13-ish.

He says he's 16 (that explains everything). Now this is around an hour after I initially killed him and hes still crying about it. I knew squeakers were prone to rage fits but this took it to a whole new level.

He goes on to say he doesn't need the money in the game or in real life and proceeds to send me a picture of a bag of money which is apparently his. Again I'm quoting "that is 10k. Was 15k yesterday and 35k last week"

I face palm. Send him a message full of lols and say "keep bullsh*tting little kid" and then block him. The end.

Sorry for the ramble but I had to tell someone haha. Kids really shouldn't be allowed to play games above their age. Not if they can't handle it.

His name was Bellergamer777 by the way. Named and shamed.

jesus christ. I only turn 18 in a month but ive never EVER raged that hard to the point ive had to lie about my real life. Wtf was he even spending that money on if it was real is my actual question.

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#9769

Posted A week ago Edited by Khephera, A week ago.

Ui ui ui, a Hunter icon on the map! (:  Although I do love the Hunter, it's always nice to have a challenge, especially since I don't run into other Hunter pilots that often. But what is he using as countermeasures? Right, smoke. :/ Funny thing is that right when I was about to attack him, he sent me a message if we should go around killing people. After he died, he said: "I take that as a no." :D 

Anyway, told him to either use chaff or flares because smoke is totally useless. He said he just bought the Hunter and was experimenting with the countermeasures. But it's nice that he turned around and actually fought back. Most of the time they try to run away, which I believe doesn't help much.

Like this lagging Hunter... with a co-pilot! Could have easily killed me.


 

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#9770

Posted A week ago

I spent about 2 and a half hours last night playing act 3 with a random. A RANDOM. We breezed right through it. All but 1 death and that wasnt even in the finale. We did the finale in one go. I was blown away at how well this rank 86 was knowing what the absolute hell he was doing. This dude was good. I gave him a 40% cut and we both finished with a strong time with 35:14 on the finale. If we werent taking our time and going kind of slow like we did, we definitely would have gotten the elite challenge. After that, i was 1,500,000 richer. 60% cut + All in order challenge + 50,000 selling the barrage.
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#9771

Posted A week ago

so hunt the beast started and i was in my akula , the beast pings the first checkpoint down by the pier area then he heads up the hill towards the kortz centre.   Hes on an opressor so we both get locks and as i fire he leaps from the bike to parachute down.

 

i try to blend him but i missed , he lands so i drop heli on to him knocking him over , he ragdolls then tumbles down the hill. The initial hit hardley damaged him but the slow fall down the hill took his life and i got the win .He was so pissed he was compelled to message me haha

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#9772

Posted A week ago

Master Data

casually fly Deluxo into hangar and blast all the triads 

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#9773

Posted A week ago

Reached the quarter of a billion dollars milestone a few days ago after around 150 days of play time. Don't know when this addiction to making virtual money will stop.

 

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#9774

Posted 6 days ago

So my friend and I were doing the Lester mission where you have to steal the plane on the beach. It was going well right up to the point we got on the plane. Neither one of us had ever done this mission before, so it came as quite the surprise when we got into the air and found out we had to clear the runway before the pilot could land. So my friend jumps out and parachutes down to the runway to take care of business...and dies.

 

So I'm now alone up in the air trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do. So I land the plane at Mackenzie airfield, steal a car and drive over to Sandy Shores to take care of the riffraff. Went pretty well if I'm honest. Jumped back in the car, hauled ass back around to Mackenzie airfield and just as I'm arriving, the plane blows up completely out of nowhere. I mean sure there was a little bit of smoke when I landed but I was only gone for a minute or two.


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#9775

Posted 6 days ago

Once upon a time 3 bounties hopped on a train.
Their adventure was ended abruptly by an Akula dropping bombs.
The Akula enabled stealth mode and lived happily ever after.
The end.
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#9776

Posted 5 days ago

start titan of a job

fly super fast deluxo to titan

kill everyone

finally team arrives

they take titan

post on bitch and moan

fly super fast deluxo to the airfield leaving the titan in my dust and wait on airfield

repeat

 

srsly

repeat

I join titan of a job, no 2x money missions so we do mixed up with the coke

this time we get titan of a job as the only available 2x mission so we do it again

after that are only mission again is mixed up with the coke cmon


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#9777

Posted 5 days ago

Chasing the Beast

End up in a sniper battle

Opponent EWO's mid fight

Drop some BST

Kill him

Move on

Receive text

'noob 1v1 beach'


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#9778

Posted 3 days ago

today IO played air quota and dominated every single game I played
only having played 4 different matches, still top of the leaderboard, essentially carrying my team with more than 2x the most kills of the second best and earned a fun $200k

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#9779

Posted 2 days ago

Level 800 bitches!

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#9780

Posted 2 days ago

Hunting the beast in my Thruster
missingmissilesconstantly.exe
hovering over him after disabling his mode of transport
he jumps off the bridge and kills himself
all in days work, killed the beast and have no blood on my hands



Level 800 bitches!

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congratulations




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