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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:41 PM

So I got an interesting series of texts today from the boss lady. I'm not particularly interested in her but on the other hand it would solve a problem for her and a problem for me. Lol

I normally hate this woman. I think this could make work very interesting/complicated. What would Gta do?

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:43 PM

It's a trap!

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:44 PM

I'm going to assume you're lying - but my answer will remain the same: You're not a whore, so don't act like a whore. At least wait until you get hooked on heroin, have your baby taken away by the state and systematically poison every positive relationship you've ever tried to cultivate. Also, you can't prostitute yourself until your teeth are COMPLETELY f*cked up and you've got that 'starving African baby' figure nailed down.

 

Gotta' work for these things, bro.

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:45 PM

What would Gta do?

1.Invite her to a fancy restaurant

2.pick her up at her house

3.on the way to the restaurant, pull into a dark, secluded spot

4.strangle her

5.steal all her identification (I.D.s, phone, etc)

6.ditch the body in a dumpster (bury the body underneath cardboard

7.go to that fancy restaurant

8.hit on the hot waitress

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:45 PM

Post a pic of her, then we'll tell you what to do.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 05:48 PM

I'd say f*ck all this self pride and morality crap, and go for it. Hey, if it's going to benefit you career wise, you'd be stupid not to do so. In a rating of 0-10, how would you rate this broad?

 

(I'm so great with advice...)

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:00 PM

Post a pic of her, then we'll tell you what to do.

 

This. :^:


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:04 PM

Just do it...

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:11 PM

I'm going to assume you're lying - but my answer will remain the same: You're not a whore, so don't act like a whore. At least wait until you get hooked on heroin, have your baby taken away by the state and systematically poison every positive relationship you've ever tried to cultivate. Also, you can't prostitute yourself until your teeth are COMPLETELY f*cked up and you've got that 'starving African baby' figure nailed down.
 
Gotta' work for these things, bro.


Absolutely not lying. Wtf? I guess I could post up pics of the texts but I don't need to prove myself that much. This isn't a situation I asked for.

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:00 PM

I would go for it. Who the f*ck declines sex?


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:07 PM Edited by Justin80, 19 October 2013 - 09:08 PM.

I would go for it. Who the f*ck declines sex?

I hear ya... But this is work man. This is 6 days a week and normally I hate this person. She is a millionaire though (trust fund) and maybe I can squeeze out some coin somehow. I dunno.

All day, she's asking if I've seen this scary movie or that one, probably trying to get me to come over.

I was thinking maybe we do a trial, and I can eat her out and then we see f we should do more?

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:08 PM

Men who are married or have a girlfriend and don't want to cheat on them? But hey I'm just old fashioned.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:34 PM

I hear ya... But this is work man. This is 6 days a week and normally I hate this person. She is a millionaire though (trust fund) and maybe I can squeeze out some coin somehow. I dunno.

So basically, you have the opportunity to be a toy boy? What exactly can we tell you? Either you're comfortable being one or you aren't. Although let me just say that I would definitely do it.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:42 PM

I cannot possibly advise you on this situation without pictures of said female.

to provide advice without pics would be irresponsible of me as a man.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:42 PM

Post a pic of her, then we'll tell you what to do.

Exactly this. ^

 

If she's hot and/or you're broke, do it.

 

But if you have values, don't. 


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:38 PM

Don't do it. She's your boss, if things go sour, well, you know the deal.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:56 PM

Men who are married or have a girlfriend and don't want to cheat on them? But hey I'm just old fashioned.

I don't understand what you're saying here but we are both completely single.

 

 

Post a pic of her, then we'll tell you what to do.

Exactly this. ^

 

If she's hot and/or you're broke, do it.

 

But if you have values, don't. 

 

Honestly, I've recently been working on obtaining values. 

 

My main issue is how f-ed up will this make work? I know she is super clingy; I cannot imagine her acting like this isn't/didn't happen while at work.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 11:11 PM

 

Men who are married or have a girlfriend and don't want to cheat on them? But hey I'm just old fashioned.

I don't understand what you're saying here but we are both completely single.

 

 

Post a pic of her, then we'll tell you what to do.

Exactly this. ^

 

If she's hot and/or you're broke, do it.

 

But if you have values, don't. 

 

Honestly, I've recently been working on obtaining values. 

 

My main issue is how f-ed up will this make work? I know she is super clingy; I cannot imagine her acting like this isn't/didn't happen while at work.

 

 

What's your job?


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 11:28 PM Edited by lil weasel, 19 October 2013 - 11:29 PM.

Fraternizing with a different rank has more than a chance of causing problems.

The most well know and published is "Sexual Harassment". When messing with someone who has the power to affect your employment (and chance of future employment) you are at great risk.

Being the Boy Toy might seem like the chance of a life time. So make your Pro/Con list.

And finally, could you be seeing something in those posts that isn't there?


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 11:49 PM

Never date anyone you work with, especially a boss. EVER EVER EVER. That's the number one rule and anyone will tell you that if they've ever had a job.

 

This can cause all kinds of problems down the road. While there is always a chance it could be okay, it's not worth the risk.

 

Not to mention, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. Someone always gets feelings.

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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:09 AM

What exactly did the texts say? Asking someone if they've seen a scary movie isn't a proposition.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:54 AM

She is a millionaire though

 

Bang that bitch raw.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 01:59 AM

Throw your morals and standards to the wayside to get ahead. In other words, do it.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 02:34 AM

What exactly did the texts say? Asking someone if they've seen a scary movie isn't a proposition.

 

Especially if that movie is Teeth.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 02:35 AM

If you had to ask GTAF, then you already know the answer.


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Posted 20 October 2013 - 05:42 PM

tell her to f*ck off. if the position was reversed would she say yes? no way, or at least negotiate a pay rise


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Posted 21 October 2013 - 03:30 AM

Never date anyone you work with, especially a boss. EVER EVER EVER. That's the number one rule and anyone will tell you that if they've ever had a job.
 
This can cause all kinds of problems down the road. While there is always a chance it could be okay, it's not worth the risk.
 
Not to mention, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. Someone always gets feelings.

The only exception being if you want to quit the job anyway, or don't need a referencE, then you can tell people about how you banged your boss and got fired.

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Posted 21 October 2013 - 02:26 PM

Just hook up to her and go hide in a hidden alley out of sight by the public.


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Posted 21 October 2013 - 02:29 PM

Don't do it. She's your boss, if things go sour, well, you know the deal.

 

This. If this is true, it's horribly unprofessional and isn't conducive to a healthy workplace environment. sh*t like this is a magnet for lawsuits and firings.

 

 

I would go for it. Who the f*ck declines sex?

 

I definitely have before plenty of times. I don't need to f*ck everything with two legs and a hole that wants it, so what's the big deal?


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Posted 21 October 2013 - 02:43 PM

I would go for it. Who the f*ck declines sex?

 

I definitely have before plenty of times. I don't need to f*ck everything with two legs and a hole that wants it, so what's the big deal?

 

Jesus, you don't have to rub it in.





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