Niko's special ability possibly relating to depression? Hmmm, wonder how that's gonna turn out...
*Niko sleeping in an apartment in North Yankton; his phone rings.*
NB: *Answers phone* What is it, Roman?
RB: Cousin, how are things in North Yankton?
NB: Just like the Balkans: snowy, boring, not much to really think about...a good relaxation spot at the least. I haven't seen any crazy gangs out to kill me yet. How are things with Malorie?
RB: Just fine, just fine. Our son's doing just fine; he's a bit of a chubby one though. Anyway, I wish you could find a nice woman like Malorie again. It's bad enough ever since Michelle gave up on you and Kate was killed by Pengorino...
NB: Don't...f***ing...remind me about them. Especially Kate. I was just starting to forget all about it. Even though it's been 5 years. I'm already depressed as it is, so don't speak a word of them.
RB: Ok, ok... well, we are going to come up and visit you sometime soon, is that okay with you?
NB: Sure, that's fine.
RB: You know what I want to do with you when we get there, cousin?
NB: What would you want?
RB: We'll go........BOWLING!!!
*Niko pauses in shock*
NB: THE ONLY F***ING THING THAT MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN KATE, ROMAN!!!! GRRAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*Niko jumps out apartment window, only to crush an unsuspecting Triad leader who happens to be alone*
NB: Who the hell did I just kill...?
I didn't complete IV,but from what I heard,Mallorie or Roman dies.
Kate Or Roman dies. Either way, Mallorie lives.