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jln22
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#1

Posted 18 October 2013 - 11:01 PM

Okay guys I really need some help with this thing, I know it's kinda stupid but I'm trying everything that might work. So moved to a new city, new people bla bla, new girls. Girls. I've always wanted to be a pimp literally, girls sitting near me and chasing my sweet dick, literally again. Now in two weeks I've met only few girls, but I've got more dates opportunity than in the previous two years lol. Something is not working. It's either my brain trying to figure out how I might f*ck up at the date, or my lack of motivation to go out and have fun. Either of these can be eventually fixed with some help. So I'd need you guys to tell, write a speech that can actually make me push myself and go out. I really lack motivation. Just write an essay if that's so. I'm open to everything. And one more thing, please don't be "Go out to f*ck and have fun" because it won't work, I'm easy to manipulate once you hit me in the weakest point, but apparently no one has done it. And if I am relying on myself, I'd probably die alone, because I've always said "Next date I'm going" then f*ck up everything and cancel.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 11:04 PM

I'm easy to manipulate once you hit me in the weakest point

 

so you want me to kick you in the nutsack?
 

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 11:10 PM

I'd rather to cover the chimney of your house to make you go out...

Trinette
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 12:22 AM

please don't be "Go out to f*ck and have fun" because it won't work, I'm easy to manipulate once you hit me in the weakest point, but apparently no one has done it. And if I am relying on myself, I'd probably die alone, because I've always said "Next date I'm going" then f*ck up everything and cancel.

 

Alright here's the thing—you're trying too hard to be something you're not. If you have the mentality that you want to be some pimp and have women at your finger tips but your thoughts and anxiety alone screw that up then drop everything regarding it. It's cliche as hell but just be yourself. As a girl, I think that whole male wanting to be overly dominant and believing one day they'll be a chick magnet is a turn off and it's easily detectable in people when anxiety becomes apparent.

 

You can't get what you want because you're telling yourself that and your confident about it. You're never going to get anything done if you start having that mentality about things. :ph34r: :ph34r:


jln22
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#5

Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:34 AM

Right so what do I do now?

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:36 AM

Don't think, just do it. 


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#7

Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:02 AM

I'm not your high school football coach, and we're not losing by 2 with 5 minutes to go. And I sure as hell won't be giving you a motivational speech.

 

My only advice is drink a lot. It really helps loosen those inhibitions. 


Trinette
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 01:13 PM Edited by Trinette, 19 October 2013 - 01:14 PM.

Don't think, just do it.

exactly. Don't plan or expect too much of anything. Its how I overcame a massive bit of lifelong anxiety. I stopped thinking about it. The same can be said for many situations. :ph34r: :ph34r:

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 01:39 PM

A woman is a man with less conversation and better looking. Nothing else. You are nervous because they have that, a good body and a nice face. Come on, they are human too. Oh, and drink. It helps. But don't be a moron.

(I am talking about the average young girl you can meet. Of course, there are amazing girls.)

jln22
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#10

Posted 19 October 2013 - 01:46 PM

^ I've got a nice face and a good body too!


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#11

Posted 19 October 2013 - 02:53 PM

A woman is a man with less conversation and better looking. Nothing else.

I try not to bash too hard about misogyny and sexism, but Jesus f*cking Christ, it's like you've never spoken to a women in your life. That was glaringly the most ignorant thing I've read in a fair while.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 02:57 PM

It's like he's come straight from the 1950's in a time machine. And if anything, women actually have more conversations and talk more than men do. 

 

Maybe he's from Saudi Arabia or something. 


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#13

Posted 19 October 2013 - 03:10 PM

In that case all he needs is a sh*tload of oil and he's set for life.


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#14

Posted 19 October 2013 - 07:34 PM

Even though I question whether this is something you really want or not..Here are 2 videos that will help you (help anyone honestly)

 



 

There a bit on the long side, but very worth watching. So find some time to check it out.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 08:37 PM

^ I've got a nice face and a good body too!

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#16

Posted 19 October 2013 - 08:58 PM

you know I'm miserable and antisocial - the trick is making it into humour


jln22
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#17

Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:15 PM

 

^ I've got a nice face and a good body too!

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No, not quite like this.


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#18

Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:19 PM

A pimp really? Like the cane, funny hair, the whole nine yards?

Get a bottom bitch i guess. She don't have to be the best looking, just someone to keep the others in line.




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