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Dale Nixon
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#1

Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:44 PM Edited by Dale Nixon, 18 October 2013 - 05:47 PM.

hello rockstar and forum,

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

sincerely,
dale nixon


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:46 PM

LMFAOO

God Of GTAO
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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:48 PM

Crappy TV show reference + large amounts of fail = this thread.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:48 PM

theres nothing funny about cancer

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 05:49 PM Edited by QuietSundayLibrary, 18 October 2013 - 05:50 PM.

Dearest Dale,

 

We hope there's plenty of GTA$ in hell. We also hope there's plenty of ice water to keep cool, too.

 

Sincerest regards,

 

Rockstar Games


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 06:27 PM Edited by biggsull, 18 October 2013 - 06:28 PM.

theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.

 


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 06:36 PM

hello rockstar and forum,

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

sincerely,
dale nixon

i'm not trying to sound mean or heartless but rockstar isn't going to fall for this. :cry:


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:06 PM

Ah, our favourite forum troll Dale Nixon.

 

Gotta commend the creativity in this one though. Here you go little troll  :cookie:


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:08 PM Edited by whatsstrength, 18 October 2013 - 07:08 PM.

If he's going to die soon, then what good is money to him? So he can buy sh*t that'll be sold off within days? Is his life really that shallow that he needs "things" to make him happy?


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#10

Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:09 PM

Crappy TV show refrence + large amounts of fail = this thread.

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:09 PM Edited by jptawok, 18 October 2013 - 07:10 PM.

Crappy TV show reference + large amounts of fail = this thread.

I'd also harbor uncalled for hate for BrBa if I couldn't wrap my head around its intricacies.

 

 

 

 

Crappy TV show refrence + large amounts of fail = this thread.

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Perfect.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:10 PM Edited by 123-bob, 18 October 2013 - 07:11 PM.

Crappy TV show reference

 

Wow, the last time someone was as wrong as you was this... http://www.businesse...eats-truman.jpg

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:11 PM Edited by Ss4gogeta0, 18 October 2013 - 07:11 PM.

actually I gotta say that this is rather stupid yet cleverly funny and somewhat orginal at the same time... sh*t I think this guy deserves atleast 1000 GTA$ just for being the first person to do something like that on GTA O


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#14

Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:41 PM

Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:03 PM Edited by AtomicPunk, 18 October 2013 - 08:04 PM.

How stupid. I knew that OP was low IQ but this confirms it.

 

WHAT A TROLL


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:07 PM

Common now guys, he's not a troll it's clearly just a joke...


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:13 PM

Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written.

After a sentence like that, I don't think you are allowed to criticize writing.

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#18

Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:14 PM

This thread is stupid.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:27 PM


theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.
 

If you lost somebody you love because of cancer you wouldnt have said this. Sick f*ck.
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#20

Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:29 PM Edited by Nale Dixon, 18 October 2013 - 08:30 PM.

 

theres nothing funny about cancer

It's been more than 25 years, cancer is funny just like aids.

 

 

Yeah, but unfortunately for you South Park isn't funny.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:32 PM

This thread is stupid.

lol I see what you did there


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#22

Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:34 PM

 

This thread is stupid.

lol I see what you did there

f*ck, I've been spotted.


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#23

Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:45 PM

Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written

I seriously doubt you've even seen an episode of Breaking Bad...


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:55 PM

Sorry but it's way over praised, it's actually pretty badly written.

 

Now THATS funny.


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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:58 PM

I tried to watch Breaking Bad and all I kept asking myself was why do a small number of people even watch this crap. What a lame show it is. I think generation Y just thinks it's cool to "say" they like it. Kinda like Sharknado.


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#26

Posted 18 October 2013 - 11:52 PM Edited by TheGreenSadler, 18 October 2013 - 11:52 PM.

Your character must be f*cking stupid if he thinks he needs money.


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#27

Posted 19 October 2013 - 12:01 AM

 

hello rockstar and forum,

my online character has been stricken by cancer. i don't think he has long to live. could i get the 500k deposit earlier. maybe even make it a million? it's either that or my online character will have to resort to cooking meth as to provide for his family.

sincerely,
dale nixon

i'm not trying to sound mean or heartless but rockstar isn't going to fall for this. :cry:

 

Why the hell would they?


Rock Howard
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#28

Posted 19 October 2013 - 12:05 AM

 

Crappy TV show refrence + large amounts of fail = this thread.

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Hehehe/ Nice. :D





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