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#61

Posted 19 October 2013 - 12:08 AM

I'd have to agree with the cops not being as funny. In GTA IV it was hilarious to see a fat cop trying to waddle after you. In GTA V though they all just seem to be lean killing machines with not much humour.


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#62

Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:56 PM

I don't understand people saying about "realism." It's all bullsh*t. I wouldn't play GTA if it was purely realism.

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 07:19 PM

Some dialog from IV that I like are:

"I am on to you like white on rice"

 

or the Alderney cops would say "Dispatch, the dumbass is on foot" 

lmao 

 

'Hands on head or brains on street, your choice' lmao

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:23 AM

I was doing a mission on GTA Online, and while I was killing cops, I switched from my grenade launcher to my minigun, and heard a cop in cover say loud and clear, "A minigun? No Way!"

That was genuinely hilarious. First time i've heard a cop say that

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#65

Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:36 AM

I miss the fat cops from gta3.. but cmon its not realistic

Really that's such a minor thing though, does anyone really care if the cops are amusing? It keeps the game fun. To have them be serious some of the time, and say funny things is an ideal mix. I remember the GTA III police made me laugh a lot.
"I just wanna talk" And they're chasing you with a baton.

Realism is all well and good, but fun is more important, there needs to be a good mix, V was good I found, but there's always room for improvement.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:41 AM

Sometime in GTA SA there are pilot cops that say ''Hey i see my house from here''


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:19 AM

Yeah, the cops and pedestrians could have been much funnier in GTA V.

 

GTA IV Cop:  "I'm going to beat you with a phonebook!"

 

Also, the slow, fat cops were hilarious.  I once cracked out in laughter when watching two of those fat cops chase down one of those fat, Santa Clause bikers on foot.  Haha!  That was so lame, yet funny!

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:27 AM

GTA V seems nothing like the past, those odd/funny lines that made me laugh instantly in Vice City
 
VCPD Officers
 
You got ID?
I'm trained!
Come on hit me, I wanna retire! :D
I'm retiring soon cover me!
I want ten minutes alone with this asshole.
Don't move a muscle chump.
I'm too old to jump this far!
We could have some fun with this guy.
I know jit-zu sir!' :D
He's outta control, gap him.
Ouch, I felt that!
 
Vice Squad
 
Freeze, fight!
 
VCPD SWAT
 
 
Oh, I'm really scared!
Woh, this is insane!
 
 
Police Maverick
 
Don't worry boys, we see the asshole!
Hey, he's not stopping, shoot him!
You had your last chance.

 

No doubt, all of the epic gameplay experience that made Vice City a classic. :)


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:47 AM

Yeah, the cops and pedestrians could have been much funnier in GTA V.

 

GTA IV Cop:  "I'm going to beat you with a phonebook!"

 

Also, the slow, fat cops were hilarious.  I once cracked out in laughter when watching two of those fat cops chase down one of those fat, Santa Clause bikers on foot.  Haha!  That was so lame, yet funny!

The cops were funnier in GTA IV for sure.

 

The cop actually said, "When we get back to the station I'm gunna beat you with a phone book". I once heard a white cop say "The dipsh*t, I mean suspect is on a bike" LOL.

 

Cheers.


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 11:15 AM

I remember one of the cops saying "Kicking names and taking ass!"

i thought it was kicking ass and taking names?


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 03:37 PM

Well, i never found cops funny in any GTA game. However, i did find them very silly. It's indeed a shame that the silliness has disappeared in GTA V. 


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 04:46 PM

gta san andreas - "report reckless mountain biking going on over at mt chilliad, I REPEAT PEOLE HAVING FUN STOP IT A ONCE! copy control were on it" :D

 

gta 4 - "your about to become a statistic!"

         - "im the (n word) your momma told you about" lmao    

         - "MA BOYS BEEN HIT"

 

i sure do miss those fat cops of gta 4                    

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 04:58 PM

Its not just the police, the comedy all over in this game is just bland and dry, not like the other GTAs with clever, subtle and funny quotes. 

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:53 PM Edited by Alvarez, 26 February 2014 - 05:54 PM.

Yet still:

11:41, 13:59, 14:42, 15:00, 15:06, 15:22

 

 

00:45, 05:25 (let's date first, plz), 05:26

 

 

And pretty much most of this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2a4ZTkaqqU

 

The police is still politer on one star than previous games.

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 06:08 PM Edited by Los Santos Police Department, 26 February 2014 - 06:14 PM.

@Alvarez "Can't we just drop a missile on this moron?" :lol:

 

"Oh for f*ck's sake somebody shoot the tyres!"

"You can't be here! Never mess with me!"

"DIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

"Jesus! He has a minigun!"

"LSPD! You lose!"
"I pulled Jack Howitzer for speeding last month, I got an autograph but I still gave him a ticket."

 

Lots more of em' in that vid. ;)

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 06:49 PM

I agree. IV especially had the funniest cops in the whole franchise. It was hilarious seeing a fat cop waddle after a criminal trying to arrest him lol

 

"Hey, I can see my house from here!" -SA

 

The peds and cops are so bland in V its ridiculous. All I hear is "f*ck me in the ass" like 20x a minute whenever I'm near vespucci beach, its so f*ckin annoying

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#77

Posted 26 February 2014 - 08:25 PM

^that and "How's it goinnnnn"

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 07:47 AM Edited by AndrewBZ, 27 February 2014 - 07:48 AM.


I honestly can't remember a lot of the things GTA 3 cops said.
 
God, all peds in GTA V are boring as hell. I keep hearing the same quote from some Mexican guy over and over again. "f*ck me in the ass!"
 
...that's not funny.

'' CHEESY VAGINAS ! ''
'' Mommy .. is that you inside that man ? ''
'' Too many gorillas ! ''

Even the hobos had something funny to say ..

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#79

Posted 27 February 2014 - 03:26 PM

Which GTA was it when a cop would randomly shouts "Its a guy!"


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 09:14 PM

IRL though, cops are dicks and not funny.  They should be hated and it is perfect.  ACAB, pigs are the lowest pieces of sh*t in society.  They should be ashamed of who they are.

OK, sooo you hate the police? well next time you or you're family are in serous danger like getting mugged, raped, family murdered etc then do not bother going to the police since you hate them that much.


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 12:20 AM

I remember in San Andreas and Vice City they cops said some real funny stuff. My favourite quote in Vice City in fact was the cops saying "Make me run and I'll get all sweaty." They also said stuff like "I'll BEAT you for this," "Don't make me run." And another one; "I'll chase you but I've had too many doughnuts..."

 

"C'mon, hit me, I wanna retire!"

 

In San Andreas you had the funny guys in the chopper. "Hey, she's cute..." "She, is a HE. That's a guy!" or again, something on those lines. GTA IV had so many voice clips but the cops were still funny.

 

In GTA V the cops are way too serious. Just telling you to "GET THE f*ck DOWN" and "STOP RUNNING" and this kind of boring bullsh*t. What happened?

 

  also cops are not as fun to kill, nor any NPC in this game for that matter. Seeing the entire game screen flash with a little X over my target to notify me of kills, makes killing feel cheap and boring. I miss past GTA's were the only kill indicator was blood spray and the enemy falling down no longer moving.


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 02:28 AM

And yet I laugh every time a cop car flies by, flipping end over end. The AI gets insane, sometimes..


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Posted 28 February 2014 - 03:09 AM

iv cop quotes:
 
"f*ck! you're gonna run aren't you!"
"AH'M CUMMIN' AFTER YOU"
"AH'M NOT F*CKIN' KIDDIN' ASSHOLE!"
 
fat cop while chasing niko/johnny/luis: "if i let another one get away they'll never stop with these fat jokes"
 
i agree, the cops in V had no personality.

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 03:17 AM

I agree. IV especially had the funniest cops in the whole franchise. It was hilarious seeing a fat cop waddle after a criminal trying to arrest him lol

 

"Hey, I can see my house from here!" -SA

 

The peds and cops are so bland in V its ridiculous. All I hear is "f*ck me in the ass" like 20x a minute whenever I'm near vespucci beach, its so f*ckin annoying

 

that ped only says:

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

we're going to hell

 

you're kidding

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

this is a joke 

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

f*ck me in the ass

 

every, single, time....

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 04:50 PM

GTA V cops are boring, the fat black cop from LCPD was best.

 

Ohh yeah your mine now

I'm gonna drop this punk now

your gonna be eatin' though a straw

i'm that badass nigga you momma warned you about


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 04:55 PM

I'm that badass nigga yo momma warned you about!

 

Never. gets. old. 


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#87

Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:02 PM

Cops are not supposed to be funny..


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:24 PM

The cops in the choppers uttering "Hey, I can see my house from here!". Think that was in SA?

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Posted 29 March 2014 - 05:48 PM

"I will eat you alive toerag."

 

Gotta love the GTA IV hobos.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 06:00 PM

Cops aren't supposed to be funny, they mean business. It just makes this gta more realistic than the others.

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