So I was going around the city robbing stores and I pull up to store on my nice 15K bike. I see a white blip across the street in a store. So I decided to move quickly and avoid getting unnecessarily killed by a troll. As soon as im going to leave, guess whose there with a smg? The door gets in my way disabling my shooting animation and he blast me. This has happened before so I get my sniper ready. I hear the troll on his mic speaking to his equally duchy friend say they should throw a sticky on my bike. What?? How does that hurt me? So they don't blow it in order to let me get on it and drive off, trolling me. Note im level 34 and these guys are 20 levels below me. So they attempt to ram me, and I blast the driver and he squeaks from his death. The car accelerates into a pole and I smg gun down the other kid in the car. I run over to my bike and get on driving home. I hear them scream trying to detonate the sticky. Moral of the story.
Don't f*ck with a guy 20 levels higher than you, get gud.
(Did you know stickies disappear after death?)