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#31

Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:27 AM


 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !
Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?
 
 
 
i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 
 
Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !
Is it so hard to see that I'm joking?
 
 
 
already crumbled.. hard to see that im joking ? ;)

Ok I guess that now we are friends...

make me a sandwich NOW! *raise hand*

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:27 AM

i love lesbians, i really do.  i find that in reality a lesbian is actually very open to the idea of some hetrosexual fun, as long as you lead things forward in the correct way.  a lot of fun can be had with a nice lesbian couple.

 

do you mind if i ask though op, are you one of those really sexy lesbian couples or one where one half is a bit butch and the other slightly unattractive?

 

cheers

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:29 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !
Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?
 
 
 
i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 
 
Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !
Is it so hard to see that I'm joking?
 
 
 
already crumbled.. hard to see that im joking ? ;)

Ok I guess that now we are friends...

make me a sandwich NOW! *raise hand*

 

 

 

hahaha! if you do the dishes ;)


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:38 AM

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:39 AM

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 

 

excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

 

WOMEN who let you off ur chain?


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:39 AM

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:41 AM

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 

 

excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

 

WOMEN who let you off ur chain?

 

 

 

i chew the chain :) 


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:41 AM

 

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'

 

 

Ok I am glad you cleared that up for me.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 

 

excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

 

WOMEN who let you off ur chain?

 

 

 

i chew the chain :)

 

Raawr?

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:42 AM

 

 

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'

 

 

Ok I am glad you cleared that up for me.

 

NO PROBLEM


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:47 AM Edited by Angie94, 11 October 2013 - 10:47 AM.


Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'
u don't even know how her n her gf look...

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:49 AM

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?

 

 

 

i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 

 

Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !

 

 

 

Christ, you really do need a good telling to from your boyfriend. 

 

Making sandwiches should be your number one priority, playing GTA or another leisure activity the second. 

 

Furthermore, a lady shouldn't swear you vile creature, if my bird spoke like that she would know all about it.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:50 AM

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 

 

excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

 

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:52 AM Edited by Phyxsius-, 11 October 2013 - 11:37 AM.

Funny how if a straight girl makes a thread every white knight in the forums drops to their knees but when a girl who guaranteed will not sleep with you makes a thread everyone attacks her. HAH.

Now, you see, contrary to popular prepubescent belief, there is never a need to start trumpeting your sexual preferences, nor is it to seek approval on a forum. He/she/it would just be beter in silence, playing with friends, lesbian or not. 

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:54 AM

 

 

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'
u don't even know how her n her gf look...

 

but im sure they are lovely.  not as lovely as you though angie of course.. even though apparently your a crack head ;-)


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:57 AM

 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?

 

 

 

i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 

 

Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !

 

 

 

Christ, you really do need a good telling to from your boyfriend. 

 

Making sandwiches should be your number one priority, playing GTA or another leisure activity the second. 

 

Furthermore, a lady shouldn't swear you vile creature, if my bird spoke like that she would know all about it.

 

 

 

first off all.. if my boyfriend had the mentality like you, i will kick his ass on the street.

 

i swear when i want how i want, if you dont like it : dont respond. 


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:59 AM

 

 

 

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'
u don't even know how her n her gf look...

 

but im sure they are lovely.  not as lovely as you though angie of course.. even though apparently your a crack head ;-)

 

 

 

I'm sure they are not. 99.9% of lesbians are hideous. Mostly overweight short haired disasters. 

 

Also, if they were actually attractive, I highly doubt they would be posting a topic like this for blatant attention. 


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:59 AM

 

 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?

 

 

 

i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 

 

Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !

 

 

 

Christ, you really do need a good telling to from your boyfriend. 

 

Making sandwiches should be your number one priority, playing GTA or another leisure activity the second. 

 

Furthermore, a lady shouldn't swear you vile creature, if my bird spoke like that she would know all about it.

 

 

 

first off all.. if my boyfriend had the mentality like you, i will kick his ass on the street.

 

i swear when i want how i want, if you dont like it : dont respond. 

 

bet you are wild in bed 


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:01 AM

 

 

 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?

 

 

 

i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 

 

Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !

 

 

 

Christ, you really do need a good telling to from your boyfriend. 

 

Making sandwiches should be your number one priority, playing GTA or another leisure activity the second. 

 

Furthermore, a lady shouldn't swear you vile creature, if my bird spoke like that she would know all about it.

 

 

 

first off all.. if my boyfriend had the mentality like you, i will kick his ass on the street.

 

i swear when i want how i want, if you dont like it : dont respond. 

 

bet you are wild in bed 

 

 

 

no just like a stone.

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:02 AM

 

 

 

 

Wait .....so... how did this come up in the context of GTA online again?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A SEXY LESBIAN COUPLE PLAYING THE GAME 'GTA ONLINE'
u don't even know how her n her gf look...

 

but im sure they are lovely.  not as lovely as you though angie of course.. even though apparently your a crack head ;-)

 

 

 

99.9% of lesbians are hideous. Mostly overweight short haired disasters. 

 

contrary to popular belief that is actually not true.

 

also, can anybody shed any light on why exactly so many men seem to love talking that whole 'ohh females must make me a sandwich bla bla bla' bullsh*t?  id suspect its either because they think their being funny with their lame anti female jokes that ever other guy also jokes about, OR because they are trying to highlight their masculinity down talking a girl online as they know they could never be a proper male in real life around real people.

 

if its the former, well i love jokes but lets try and be original.  make me a sandwich? lol haha, very funny.........

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:05 AM Edited by Phyxsius-, 11 October 2013 - 11:05 AM.

contrary to popular belief that is actually not true.

 

 

also, can anybody shed any light on why exactly so many men seem to love talking that whole 'ohh females must make me a sandwich bla bla bla' bullsh*t?  id suspect its either because they think their being funny with their lame anti female jokes that ever other guy also jokes about, OR because they are trying to highlight their masculinity down talking a girl online as they know they could never be a proper male in real life around real people.

 

if its the former, well i love jokes but lets try and be original.  make me a sandwich? lol haha, very funny.........

 

I suspect it has something to do with education... but I`m old fashioned. I believe in not swearing at women... shocking, I know.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:05 AM

Whats the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

 

One is a super-hero and the other is a command :)

 

 

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:06 AM

On a related topic, wtf happens when a female online character picks up a whore?

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:06 AM

On a related topic, wtf happens when a female online character picks up a whore?

They scissor!! 


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:07 AM

 

On a related topic, wtf happens when a female online character picks up a whore?

They scissor!! 

 

mmm


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:07 AM

On a related topic, wtf happens when a female online character picks up a whore?


You have to see it to believe it

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:09 AM Edited by Chicago Bearhawks, 11 October 2013 - 11:09 AM.

They're probably annoyed/pitying you because  you use the "omg I'm a lesbian!" line as attention in an online setting with people you will never know in person.

 

I feel the same way.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:10 AM

^^ I need to find a female character and buy her a hooker

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:11 AM

hook me up in game. Im male but i dont mind playing with chicks. SEEDY G0NZALEZ.

 

See ya in there.


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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:12 AM

 

 

 

 

 

Females should not play videogames. Go cooking and clean up the house, now!

 
 
excuse me? get your lazy fat ass of the couch and join the realworld you dumbsh*t !

Make me a sandwich, or you wanna get slaped around?

 

 

 

i wish you said that to my face.. then i show u how emancipated we are and break your f*cking nose and jaw ! 

 

Compliments to your mother raising you like a f*ckin low-life !

 

 

 

Christ, you really do need a good telling to from your boyfriend. 

 

Making sandwiches should be your number one priority, playing GTA or another leisure activity the second. 

 

Furthermore, a lady shouldn't swear you vile creature, if my bird spoke like that she would know all about it.

 

 

 

first off all.. if my boyfriend had the mentality like you, i will kick his ass on the street.

 

i swear when i want how i want, if you dont like it : dont respond. 

 

 

One day you might meet a man who isn't a complete pussy and be put in your place. 

 

I don't even know why I am discussing this with you, chances are that you are probably some sexually confused fat bastard who found a pic of a girl on google images. Sick c*nt.

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