So I'm standing at the side of the road, right, and the cab pulls up. Not next to me. No,. Not just a few feet away. No.
No, he's on the other side of the freeway. Or he's 30 feet up the road. Or he's got spooked by another driver and driven off.
When I order a cab, I expect it to pull up just outside my front door. Not be sitting at the corner looking like he's cruising for mano-e-mano love.
When I order a cab, I expect it to pull up to my destination so I don't have to walk. That's kind of his job. I expect him to drive me to where I want to go. To deliver me safely in my time of need. But no. No. Mr Cab D. River thinks his job is to kind of get me near to where I'm going. I want to go to the weed farm, or top of a mountain. I have money. I can pay.
So, I've cancelled my preorder and I've raised a support ticket with R* because this really just isn't acceptable. I bought this game on the sole premise that I would be able to take a cab to and from points A and B and that it would be like getting a real cab, but it's not. And anyone that says that they're OK with this level of complete failure from R* obviously kills babies and rapes the corpses, whilst licking the juice out of dustbins and probably, like, says bad things about things I really like and stuff.
Seriously though, these cab drivers are such dicks. And they're always playing that f*cking beeping song on the Mexican radio station.
YA FEEL ME, BRO?