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HoleInTheSky
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Posted 20 October 2013 - 03:42 PM

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Decisively indecisive.

Moral compass was destroyed a long time ago.

Reckless financially.

Sense of superiority is really odd.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Avoids family commitments.

Not much of an investor.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy.

Seems to like strange people.

Lazy in some ways.

What a f*cking mess!


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#32

Posted 20 October 2013 - 03:46 PM

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Very grandiose.

Financially irresponsible.

Likes to show off around women.

Seeks out love… in wrong places.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Not really into physical fitness.

Friendly, in a way.

A.D.D.?

Nut job!


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 11:11 AM Edited by Starchs, 24 October 2013 - 11:15 AM.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A very tedious case study.

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

In thrall to own baser desires.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Very into showing off.

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got a lot of dodgy diseases.

Wants to be good family member.

Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Now they are interested in yoga?

At least they don't over exercise.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Collector - possible obsessive.

I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.


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Posted 24 October 2013 - 12:23 PM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Raging ego.

Careless with money.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got a lot of dodgy diseases.

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Avoids get rich quick schemes, (aside from the armed robbery, mugging, etc).

Terrifyingly insular.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Hmmm... bat sh*t crazy.


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Posted 25 October 2013 - 04:37 PM Edited by Samcharles, 25 October 2013 - 04:46 PM.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

This lunatic will retire me.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

In thrall to own baser desires.

Loves showing off with money.

Desperate for female attention.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Ignores people closest to him.

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.

Yoga? Wow! It's not working very well.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Friendly, but terrifying.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Nut job!

 

Friendly, but terrifying..I love it!  :lol: 


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#36

Posted 26 October 2013 - 07:43 PM

mine never loads and i beat the game 


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 08:36 PM

Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Terrifying urges.

Tries to fill void with things.

Likes to buy attention.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Easily distracted.

Well, well, well, a maniac.


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#38

Posted 27 October 2013 - 02:07 AM

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

Decisively indecisive.

Searching for a role model in all the wrong places.

Reckless financially.

Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Ignores family life.

Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Desperately dishonest and violent regarding property of others.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Not a finisher.

I'm scared.


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 02:11 AM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Falls for easy charm over sensible behavior.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Desperate for female attention.

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got a lot of dodgy diseases.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Chancer.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Picks up lots of weird people.

Possible A.D.D.?

What a bizarre assortment of problems.


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#40

Posted 27 October 2013 - 02:15 AM

is possible to have a good psychiatric report?


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 02:38 AM

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#42

Posted 29 November 2013 - 06:11 PM

From the office of Dr. Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes- Highly Confidential

 

An intriguing case.

 

Sees both sides of the argument - and can't make their mind up.

 

Wants to see self as a leader.

 

Not very generous.

 

Bit of a peeping tom.

 

Knows where to draw some lines - but certainly not others.

 

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

 

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

 

Possibly worst psychopath I have ever encountered.

 

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

 

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

 

Avoids strenuous exercise.

 

Avoids new people.

 

Not obsessive about some things.

 

In my professional opinion, this one is a f*cking nut job.

 

 

 

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#43

Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:32 PM

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Likes to think of self as big cheese.

Will probably refuse to pay bill.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

Avoids things they do not understand - which means a lot of things get avoided.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Not as bad a thief as some.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

At least they don't over exercise.

Not interested in making friends with new people.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

Hmm - probably one to write about in next book.


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#44

Posted 09 December 2013 - 11:36 PM Edited by Broken Condom Kid, 09 December 2013 - 11:36 PM.

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Prone to bouts of self justification.

Loves showing off with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Wants to moralize, despite flaws.

Family focused - not sure why.

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Vindictive bully.

Not a kleptomaniac. Not hard to find other problems.

Not very into yoga, it seems.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Avoids new people.

Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.

Help!

 

 

Its so scary to me cause almost all of this is true, like how did the game even figure all this out


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#45

Posted 10 December 2013 - 12:39 AM

is anybody interested in yoga ?

 

Mine said something about being interested because I did Yoga a couple of times to boost the special stat


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Posted 10 December 2013 - 06:48 PM

I can't be bothered to find mine, but I do remember a few things it said.

 

 

-This maniac is going to retire me

 

-Close to family, but family is awful

 

-Seems to dislike Yoga, prefers mindless killing

 

-Sexually confused (probably got this because I kept aiming guns at and throwing sticky bombs at the crotches of male NPCs instead of visiting prostitutes and getting lapdances)


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:07 PM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

An intriguing case.

Likes to think of themselves as practical, when is really selfish.

In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Not good at giving time to others.

Still a child financially.

Vindictive in the extreme.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Not really into physical fitness.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Lazy in some ways.

Oh brother!


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:09 AM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Decisively indecisive.

Self justifying fool.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Sexually confused.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Cares about family - so not totally solipsistic.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

Not really into physical fitness.

Crazy but outgoing.

Not obsessive about some things.

Not sure where this is leading - no where good.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:20 AM Edited by Xerukal, 21 February 2014 - 02:24 AM.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

Hmmmm... words fail me.
Occasionally makes complex choices.
Cannot give up childhood.
Tries to fill void with things.
Bit of a peeping tom.
Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!
Family focused - not sure why.
Avoids speculation.
Vindictive bully.
Serial thief.
Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.
Avoids strenuous exercise.
Crazy but outgoing.
Lazy in some ways.
Will make me retire... and emigrate.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:33 AM Edited by nobum62, 21 February 2014 - 02:34 AM.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential
 
 
A very tedious case study.
 
Seems to want the easy way out of problems.
 
Wants to see self as a leader.
 
Reckless financially.
 
Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.
 
Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.
 
Family minded for some reason.
 
Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.
 
I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?
 
Respects some property rights - not others, of course.
 
Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter.
 
Avoids strenuous exercise.
 
Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.
 
A.D.D.?
 
Bizarre case study in excess.
 
lol, i like how Dr Isiah Friedlander tries to make you feel bad for not liking yoga.
but no one likes yoga. NO ONE.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:38 AM Edited by W3BB13, 21 February 2014 - 02:38 AM.

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Very, very depressing case.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Riddled with ambition.

Financially irresponsible.

Likes to stare.

Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Respects some property rights - not others, of course.

Now they are interested in yoga?

At least they don't over exercise.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Distracted.

What a f*cking mess!


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:47 AM

Wait this is about Michael. Mines says please check back Later great.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:21 AM

Wait this is about Michael. Mines says please check back Later great.

 

Same, and I beat the game months ago


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:29 AM

Waiting for Story DLC .

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:41 AM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Classic fence sitter!

Scared of adult hood and its many realities.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Creepy with women.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Not obsessive about some things.

Oh brother!


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#56

Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:01 PM

where do you find this?


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 05:25 AM

where do you find this?

 

 

Log into the social club. Click on the tab games, then gta v, then click on the missions. It should be the last one on the slide tab "Psychiatric Report" with a shot of the doc bending a pen or pencil.


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#58

Posted 23 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Hypocritical in the extreme.

Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would.

Mean. Very mean.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Rather watch than do - so can judge others.

Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

Avoids get rich quick schemes, (aside from the armed robbery, mugging, etc).

Needlessly vindictive.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Tried yoga but preferred murder?

Not really into physical fitness.

Narrow minded.

A.D.D.?

Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me!

 

It's kind of short because i didn't do alot of the other things i focused mainly on the story, I may make a new game and do all the other activities.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 07:55 AM

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Psychiatric Report Not Available

Please check back later.

 

 

It has done that ever since I completed the game.


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Posted 27 February 2014 - 06:16 PM

mine says "please check back later"

 

what a cop out!





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