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GTA V ONLINE : STAY AWAY FROM IT

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VileClown
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#31

Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:16 PM

ALL SHOW AND NO GO
CLASSIC CONTROLS  BACK
IT´S WATCH YOUR ASS AUTO NOW.
COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST GAME EVER
THEY DON´T LET YOU RAMPAGE.
( BUT THEY FEATURE THE MISSION :
TORTURE THE DARK-SKINNED GUY, RIGHT)
THEY WERE SO BUSY WITH THE SCENERY AND THE "REALISM"
THAT THEY FORGOT WHAT GTA IS ABOUT
F E W E R   K E V L A R   T H A N   E V E R
DON´T GIVE A f*ck IF LEAVES FROM TREES MOVE WITH THE WIND.
PS3 WORKING AT A 110% AND R2 ALREADY ABOUT BREAKING
COPS ARE TOO SMART AND HAPPY TRIGGERED.
JUST BEEN ARRESTED O N C E  AND BECAUSE I STOLE A CAR AND
STOPPED FEW METERS FORWARD TO CHEK OUT THE STOCK MARKET
SO THEY CATCHED ME WATCHING THE CELLPHONE
CAN´T EVEN START A FIGHT WITHOUT THEM ALL OVER
THEIR CARS ARE ROCKETS.
PLAYER IS TOO WEAK.(JUMP A WALL AND IF IT´S TOO HIGH
OR YOU´RE TOO CLOSE OR JUMP LATER
 IT JUST BREAKS HIS HEAD AGAINST IT)
FAR TOO MUCH CAR CRASH DEATH.
THE CARS ARE RUINED AFTER JUST 2 CRASHES.
THE WHEELS GET JAMMED AND YOU´RE GOING NOWHERE
( EVEN THE TOUGHEST) OFFROADING KILLS ANY CAR AND
YOU END IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH AN OFFROADER
THAT CAN´T DO 10MPH OF COURSE YOU CAN JUST STEAL
ANOTHER CAR ( IF ANY APPEAR ) BUT YOU TUNE THE RANGE ROVER
FULL AND IT YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY AFTER JUMPING 2 TIMES
 IT´S NONSENSE
CARS DISSAPEAR.
BIGGER GARAGES, PARKING LOTS,WHATEVER
CAN´T EVEN ENTER IN YOUR PROPERTIES
NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL
2147 MILLION ( WITH LESTER MISSIONS STOCK STRATEGY) AND...
NO HOUSES TO BUY( SHOULD HAVE 1 IN EACH PLACE OF THE MAP,
IN THE MOUNTAINS, IN THE HILLS, IN THE BEACH...)
NO COMPANIES TO BUY ( AND COULD BE A LOT )
NOTHING IN THE SEA ( AN OILRIG, SOME ISLAND WITH A NICE HOUSE...)
3 OUTSIDE CAR CAMERAS. WHY? WHEN YOU FLOOR IT
AND YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT´S COMING THE CAMERA
JUST PULLS BACK. THE CAR IS ALMOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN
FOR EXAMPLE WITH FRANKLINS BRAVADO BUFFALO IT´S JUST PERFECT BUT
WITH TREVOR´S CRAPMOBILE GOES SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN´T SEE NOTHING
NO SPEEDOMETER ( NEVER )
NO TRAIN MISSIONS ( OR DRIVING )
NO PARAMEDIC MISSIONS.( GREAT FUN AND DIFFICULT IN SAN ANDREAS)
NO POLICE MISSIONS!!!! ( FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PLAYSTATION 1 )
NO FIREMEN MISSIONS.
NO LORRY MISSIONS.( SAN ANDREAS )
NO PIMP MISSIONS. ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO BUS DRIVER MISSIONS ( IN A MISSION YOU DO IT )
NO LOWRIDER COMPETITION (SAN ANDREAS, OF COURSE )
NO GANG WARS ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO GANGS JUST THE LOST COCKSUCKERS
NO MR.WHOOPEE CRACKSELLING MISSIONS(VICECITY)
NO FLAMETHROWER ( FIRST GTA WITHOUT IT EVER )
NO WHEELIES WITH BIKES OR QUADS 0.0 METERS OF WHEELIES
( CHECK IT OUT IN YOUR OWN STATISTICS )
NO NITROUS. ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO TIRESMOKE ( RIDICULOUS )
NO RACING EXHAUST FOR SUPERCARS?
VAPID SANDKING IS REAR WHEEL DRIVE DOESN´T CLIMB A sh*t
MODIFIED TIRES ARE NARROWER THAN STANDARDS
TOPSPEED OF SUPERS AND BIKES IS sh*t.
THEY TAKE THE MONEY AND YOU DON´T GET THE BOATS OR CHOPPERS.
BUZZARD IS f*ckING CRAP .
TANK IS USELESS.
THE CAMERA LOOPS WITH THE PLANE.
THE NOSE CAR CAMERA IS NOW USELESS.
NOT IN FULL HD 1080P
AND AIMING IS JUST CRAP. IT ALWAYS AIMS FIRST THE GUYS THAT
ARE FAR AWAY AND YOU HAVE A BASTARD 1 METER IN FRONT OF YOU
SHOOTING IN YOUR FACE AND IT AIMS ANYONE BUT HIM

ANYONE AGREE?

Speak up bro, nobody can hear you with your head so far up your ass.


AtomicPunk
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#32

Posted 08 October 2013 - 10:32 PM

I READ ALL THAT sh*t AND MY EYES BURN!!

 

WTF IS A LORRY?


GTAhole
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#33

Posted 08 October 2013 - 10:36 PM

This thread blows.

iFight
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#34

Posted 08 October 2013 - 10:43 PM

Is this some kind of a rap song? I like it.


djdiond
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#35

Posted 08 October 2013 - 10:55 PM

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT THIS IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED I THINK THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL GTAS BEFORE IT BECAUSE IT HAS BETTER GRAPHICS MORE AND BETTER PHYSICS AND IT HAS AN AWESOME SOUND TRACK AND THERE IS SO MANY THINGS TO DO LIKE DOING WHEELIES DOWN THE STREET YES YOU CAN DO WHEELIES I DO WHEELIES ALL THE TIME OR TALKING A COW TO THE TOP OF MT CHILLIAD WITH A FORKLIFT AND DOUCING IT WITH PETROL THEN THROWING A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL ON IT THEN KICKING IT OFF THE SIDE OR MAYBE DOING SOME INSANE STUNTS OR EVEN THE RAMPAGE MISSIONS AS TREVOR, YES RAMPAGE MISSIONS ARE IN THE GAME! I LOVE DRIVING AROUND IN THE TANK I USED THE TANK FOR 30 MINUTES WHILE 5 STARS OF COPS WERE CHASING ME I ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED EVERYTHING IN MY PATH AND BETTER THAN THAT I STOLE IT FROM FORT ZANCUDO BECAUSE IT WAS FUN JUST LIKE THE WHOLE GAME AND YES IT DOES NOT HAVE EVERY SINGLE FEATURE FROM EVERY GTA EVER DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT IS GTA V AND NOT GTA SAN ANDREAS OR VICE CITY OR WHATEVER OTHER GTA YOU WANT IT TO BE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY SAN ANDREAS JUST GO AND PLAY f*ckING SAN ANDREAS AND STOP MAKING sh*t THREADS BITCHING ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE GTA DIDNT MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN IN YOUR PANTS.

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SesameStPimp
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#36

Posted 08 October 2013 - 11:12 PM

I couldn't really follow your point... Next time, you might wanna try a 22 pt font, bolded, with red letters.

Psychotic Mind
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#37

Posted 08 October 2013 - 11:21 PM

The cops are the biggest pain in the ass, everything else I can deal with. If you just let a fart, they're out to kill you and they always know EXACTLY where you are. They're always perfect drivers, perfect shots. f*ck the cops lol. But hey, gives me even more of reason to want to kill them. I thought they maybe needed toned down just a bit.

I made sure I got the tattoo for Trevor that says "f*ck cops".


sgllocal
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#38

Posted 08 October 2013 - 11:23 PM

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TIMSTER777
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#39

Posted 08 October 2013 - 11:26 PM

Look at the pathetic squishy write all of that for nothing. :D LOL

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#40

Posted 08 October 2013 - 11:28 PM

NO MR.WHOOPEE


hugh750
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#41

Posted 09 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

i also say no, and would you guys agree he sounded like trevor before his morning coffee?


pilscy
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#42

Posted 09 October 2013 - 04:28 AM

lol okay. at first i wasnt gonna read cuz ya boy look like he did some coke but when u read some points/most are true


GR0VE4LIF3
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#43

Posted 09 October 2013 - 05:34 AM

What an eyesore!

 

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NIGGA PLEASE THAT IS FKING CREEPY


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#44

Posted 09 October 2013 - 05:53 AM

Shut the f*ck up, delete this useless thread.


IDredMan
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#45

Posted 09 October 2013 - 05:23 PM

Shut the f*ck up, delete this useless thread.

 

Useless thread status: Active.


ajrunke
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#46

Posted 09 October 2013 - 05:33 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, huh?

It's the best.


davetopper
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#47

Posted 10 October 2013 - 01:05 AM Edited by davetopper, 10 October 2013 - 01:06 AM.

With all the butthurt going on around here the makers of Preparation H gotta be cleaning house. 


Hurrikane
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#48

Posted 10 October 2013 - 01:15 AM

Freaking brilliant OP. That was an amazing read. No really. So many good points no matter how you wrote it. Had me laughing and thanks for that.


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#49

Posted 10 October 2013 - 01:30 AM

This kid may be the next Bill Gates...

of "I AM A SUPER SELF ABSORBED LUNATIC CHILD THAT THINKS EVERYONE EMPATHIZES WITH MY FRUSTRATED PROBLEMS" land.





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