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GTA V ONLINE : STAY AWAY FROM IT

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VALDE85
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#1

Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:00 PM

ALL SHOW AND NO GO
CLASSIC CONTROLS  BACK
IT´S WATCH YOUR ASS AUTO NOW.
COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST GAME EVER
THEY DON´T LET YOU RAMPAGE.
( BUT THEY FEATURE THE MISSION :
TORTURE THE DARK-SKINNED GUY, RIGHT)
THEY WERE SO BUSY WITH THE SCENERY AND THE "REALISM"
THAT THEY FORGOT WHAT GTA IS ABOUT
F E W E R   K E V L A R   T H A N   E V E R
DON´T GIVE A f*ck IF LEAVES FROM TREES MOVE WITH THE WIND.
PS3 WORKING AT A 110% AND R2 ALREADY ABOUT BREAKING
COPS ARE TOO SMART AND HAPPY TRIGGERED.
JUST BEEN ARRESTED O N C E  AND BECAUSE I STOLE A CAR AND
STOPPED FEW METERS FORWARD TO CHEK OUT THE STOCK MARKET
SO THEY CATCHED ME WATCHING THE CELLPHONE
CAN´T EVEN START A FIGHT WITHOUT THEM ALL OVER
THEIR CARS ARE ROCKETS.
PLAYER IS TOO WEAK.(JUMP A WALL AND IF IT´S TOO HIGH
OR YOU´RE TOO CLOSE OR JUMP LATER
 IT JUST BREAKS HIS HEAD AGAINST IT)
FAR TOO MUCH CAR CRASH DEATH.
THE CARS ARE RUINED AFTER JUST 2 CRASHES.
THE WHEELS GET JAMMED AND YOU´RE GOING NOWHERE
( EVEN THE TOUGHEST) OFFROADING KILLS ANY CAR AND
YOU END IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WITH AN OFFROADER
THAT CAN´T DO 10MPH OF COURSE YOU CAN JUST STEAL
ANOTHER CAR ( IF ANY APPEAR ) BUT YOU TUNE THE RANGE ROVER
FULL AND IT YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY AFTER JUMPING 2 TIMES
 IT´S NONSENSE
CARS DISSAPEAR.
BIGGER GARAGES, PARKING LOTS,WHATEVER
CAN´T EVEN ENTER IN YOUR PROPERTIES
NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL
2147 MILLION ( WITH LESTER MISSIONS STOCK STRATEGY) AND...
NO HOUSES TO BUY( SHOULD HAVE 1 IN EACH PLACE OF THE MAP,
IN THE MOUNTAINS, IN THE HILLS, IN THE BEACH...)
NO COMPANIES TO BUY ( AND COULD BE A LOT )
NOTHING IN THE SEA ( AN OILRIG, SOME ISLAND WITH A NICE HOUSE...)
3 OUTSIDE CAR CAMERAS. WHY? WHEN YOU FLOOR IT
AND YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT´S COMING THE CAMERA
JUST PULLS BACK. THE CAR IS ALMOST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN
FOR EXAMPLE WITH FRANKLINS BRAVADO BUFFALO IT´S JUST PERFECT BUT
WITH TREVOR´S CRAPMOBILE GOES SO FAR AWAY YOU CAN´T SEE NOTHING
NO SPEEDOMETER ( NEVER )
NO TRAIN MISSIONS ( OR DRIVING )
NO PARAMEDIC MISSIONS.( GREAT FUN AND DIFFICULT IN SAN ANDREAS)
NO POLICE MISSIONS!!!! ( FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PLAYSTATION 1 )
NO FIREMEN MISSIONS.
NO LORRY MISSIONS.( SAN ANDREAS )
NO PIMP MISSIONS. ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO BUS DRIVER MISSIONS ( IN A MISSION YOU DO IT )
NO LOWRIDER COMPETITION (SAN ANDREAS, OF COURSE )
NO GANG WARS ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO GANGS JUST THE LOST COCKSUCKERS
NO MR.WHOOPEE CRACKSELLING MISSIONS(VICECITY)
NO FLAMETHROWER ( FIRST GTA WITHOUT IT EVER )
NO WHEELIES WITH BIKES OR QUADS 0.0 METERS OF WHEELIES
( CHECK IT OUT IN YOUR OWN STATISTICS )
NO NITROUS. ( SAN ANDREAS )
NO TIRESMOKE ( RIDICULOUS )
NO RACING EXHAUST FOR SUPERCARS?
VAPID SANDKING IS REAR WHEEL DRIVE DOESN´T CLIMB A sh*t
MODIFIED TIRES ARE NARROWER THAN STANDARDS
TOPSPEED OF SUPERS AND BIKES IS sh*t.
THEY TAKE THE MONEY AND YOU DON´T GET THE BOATS OR CHOPPERS.
BUZZARD IS f*ckING CRAP .
TANK IS USELESS.
THE CAMERA LOOPS WITH THE PLANE.
THE NOSE CAR CAMERA IS NOW USELESS.
NOT IN FULL HD 1080P
AND AIMING IS JUST CRAP. IT ALWAYS AIMS FIRST THE GUYS THAT
ARE FAR AWAY AND YOU HAVE A BASTARD 1 METER IN FRONT OF YOU
SHOOTING IN YOUR FACE AND IT AIMS ANYONE BUT HIM

ANYONE AGREE?

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:03 PM

Sorry can you speak up? I can't hear you.
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:03 PM Edited by OldSwitcheroo, 08 October 2013 - 08:06 PM.

No.

 

Are you actually talking about the same game?  Most of what you said is absolute bullsh*t.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:03 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, huh?
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:05 PM

This is the best game since Grifball.

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:07 PM

didn't read


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:09 PM

WOAH DUDE CALM DOWN WITH THE CAPS!!!


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:16 PM

trevor should stick his dick in ur mouth so you can SHUT THE f*ck UP  :miranda:

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:16 PM

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:17 PM

YEAH YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING ROCKSTAR WOULD THROW AT YOU


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:18 PM

Too late, been playing all day LOL


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:19 PM

GET A JOB KIDS. DO ROCKSTAR PAY YOU FOR SUCKING THEIR DICKS?

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:21 PM

Well, I'm never, ever, going to go online, but Rockstar did lie about a bunch of stuff, cut features for greedy DLC, and make other things online only. Great game, but I don't like the direction they're taking it.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:22 PM

GO GET THE 100% WHINEY BITCHES


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:29 PM

IMPORTANT SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

THE TROLL IS HUNGRY - PLEASE DON'T FEED HIM
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:30 PM

This sh*t reads like a damn Zodiac letter.
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:32 PM

JUST FREAKS OUT THERE JUST f*ckING FREAKS WITH NO MIND ON THEIR OWN. YOU CAN PUT GTA V UP YOUR ASS FOOLS


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:38 PM

NO FLAMETHROWER ( FIRST GTA WITHOUT IT EVER )

 

There was no flamethrower in IV, except beta and mods.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:42 PM

JUST FREAKS OUT THERE JUST f*ckING FREAKS WITH NO MIND ON THEIR OWN. YOU CAN PUT GTA V UP YOUR ASS FOOLS

you are 7 years old


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:46 PM

Call someone who cares  :lol:


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:54 PM

Well, for me, a few valid points in there, but it's still the best GTA.

 

 

"NO 6 STAR WANTED LEVEL"

 

I don't think they need another level. You want a nuke dropped on your head?


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 08:56 PM

Stopped reading at the second capital letter in a row

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:01 PM

I'M GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO MY POINT WILL BE BETTER EMPHASIZED BY WHOEVER READS THIS.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:03 PM

Did you just wrote a poem?


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:07 PM

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:07 PM

YEAH YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING ROCKSTAR WOULD THROW AT YOU

 

at least the game isn't in all caps or attempts a silly simulation of yelling in text, like you. Trade in your game and play something else, life as a dumb consumer is easy. 


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:11 PM

Not in full HD 1080p? Lol are you serious? Did you really expect these old consoles to run at such a resolution?

Im willing to bet that most next gen games wont be in true 1080p either....if you want that then go play PC

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:13 PM

They were so busy with the scenery and 'realism'
That they forgot what GTA is about

I can agree with this, but I refuse to read the rest of it.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:13 PM

I love people like this.

 

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 09:16 PM

What an eyesore!

 

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