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Wile5ter
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 06:00 PM

I just looked at a scabby 4x4 whilst taking my Daughter for McDonalds and thought.. I could Sell that.

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 06:01 PM

Your character is gone.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 06:03 PM

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or 

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:17 PM

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:19 PM

you know you play to much gta when you see armored cash trucks and instantly think of a get away route and firmly believe you can make it happen. I do all the time. lol

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:20 PM

When you almost run a red light...because you are so used to just blasting thru them in the game.  (My kids laughed their asses off at me when I slammed on the brakes to stop at it). :lol:

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:20 PM

Turning the corner in my Accord and seeing a nice car on the other side of the street.. and I start to hit the breaks because I want to get out and steal it.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:20 PM

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams 


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:21 PM

You pick up a hooker, have her suck your johnson before brutally murdering her and uploading pictures of her corpse to facebook.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:24 PM

 

When I keep having dreams that I'm either in the game, playing the game or being in a movie about the game...

 

This. Im a damn loser for having GTA dreams 

 


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:25 PM

Someone rang my doorbell and I literally waited for a menu to pop up to select and let them in.

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:27 PM

When you actually get to play it.


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:28 PM

when you start to take selfies in real life with your friends who plays gta with you...

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:29 PM

When you google the location of your local military so you can steal their jets...


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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:30 PM

When you're in a waiting line and just walk away. Day 1-2 players will understand x)
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:55 PM

When u see cars in real life but think of the ones they are replicated by in gta v

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Posted 12 October 2013 - 08:22 PM

You know you play too much GTA online when you hear a kid on a moped coming up behind you and you think "Da*n him, if he shoots me now!


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Posted 12 October 2013 - 08:32 PM

When you start a random rampage killing everyone in the street c:
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Posted 13 October 2013 - 12:36 AM

When you start refering to your irl vehicle as a gta vehicle I called my dodge van a rumpo

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 12:53 AM Edited by podyx, 13 October 2013 - 12:54 AM.

when u run, each step is a press on the A button


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 01:03 AM

when you hear a helicopter and you look for a corner to hide behind to open fire.

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 01:13 AM

Wow all this is pretty relevant right now

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 01:39 AM

When you take cover as soon as you see a wall.

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:07 AM

You don't leave your job becuase your afraid somebody will force you to wear a dunce hat.

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:09 AM

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.

 

Or 

 

When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:10 AM

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:15 AM

When I want to run over a ped/bike then realize its not a game.
 
Or 
 
When I think about intimidating the shopkeeper to rob him when Im there to buy something.

Me too. This happened to me last night. I wanted to hit this guy on a motorcycle so bad...lmao. Then I started thinking, wtf is wrong with me...haha

Lol, I think it was the French government that said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:28 AM Edited by KaptainMyke, 13 October 2013 - 02:29 AM.

 


the French government said gta v is "corrosive" to normal behavior.

 

 

So are the French.


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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:33 AM

When you see a helicopter and don't think twice whether or not you can pilot it.

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 03:06 AM

when you are driving ur car & cant resist shouting you f*cking cocksucker randomly at other drivers.





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