Try playing it on k. Mega confusion.
A couple of years ago I tried playing Fallout 3 on ketamine, I got lost in a random building running up a set of stairs and falling off a balcony repeatedly for about two hours.
Shameless repost from yesterday:
When I was a bit stoned I heard a group of players saying that one of them had a bounty on their head, on the minimap I couldn't see any red blips where they were, but I decided to go and try and claim it anyway.
I get down there and some other players have had the same idea and everyone has decamped and they're all running down the street shooting at each other. I run over one guy and drive by the person I thought had the bounty on his head and drive off in the confusion.
Around ten minutes later I happen upon the group again and get into a gunfight with them, I kill off one and then the player I thought had the bounty placed on him killed me, so I challenged him to a 1v1 deathmatch. I spawn, not realising that he has accepted, kill him, steal the new car of the first player I killed and speed off down the road. The deathmatch player then gets mad at my accidental troll, starts shouting "HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS GAME! YOU F*CKING FAGGOT" at me, until his mum opens up the door and tells him off. Seeing this opportunity I turn my mic on and apologise for getting him shouted at by his mum.
Also in the background when he was shouting at me was some disappointed sounding kid saying something like "Guys, where is my new car? It was really cool"