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Virazol
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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:55 AM Edited by Virazol, 05 October 2013 - 10:55 AM.

No nudie boobies or going home with them.  'Nuff said.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:56 AM

I hadn't checked yet... but that's a little sad. Even during lap dances?


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:08 AM

I hadn't checked yet... but that's a little sad. Even during lap dances?

Yes even during lap dances :(


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:10 AM

 

I hadn't checked yet... but that's a little sad. Even during lap dances?

Yes even during lap dances :(

 

Boo-urns.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:12 AM

Why did they do that :S


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:13 AM Edited by Lisha, 05 October 2013 - 11:13 AM.

Er, pretty sure someone said they can go home with you if you have an apartment.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:16 AM

If you have an apartment and get their number, you can invite them over for a dance.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:17 AM

 

 

I hadn't checked yet... but that's a little sad. Even during lap dances?

Yes even during lap dances :(

 

Boo-urns.

 

 

Saw some dude online with that name. Was it you?


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:17 AM

If you have an apartment and get their number, you can invite them over for a dance.

But no sexy time?


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:20 AM

Masturbating while staring at the wall of your outside apartment...  Eh.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:22 AM

 

If you have an apartment and get their number, you can invite them over for a dance.

But no sexy time?

 

 

Nope. At least there was no option, only a lap dance.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:22 AM

You sad little nerds, getting upset about no video game boobs. Geez get out of the house once and awhile lol.
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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:45 AM

That seems a bit inconsistant since you can still have pick up and have sex with hookers and then when you are done with them kill them.

 

I think that would worst than seeing some boobs.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 11:58 AM

 

 

 

I hadn't checked yet... but that's a little sad. Even during lap dances?

Yes even during lap dances :(

 

Boo-urns.

 

 

Saw some dude online with that name. Was it you?

 

Nah. I was just quoting the Simpsons.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:16 PM

Every time I call a stripper while at my apartment it says busy.  I have 2 numbers and they are both constantly busy


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:19 PM

Who cares about not being able to see pointy, blocky, badly textured boobs? Or if you can't get them in your apartment or not? I'm not going to do it, because I'm not sad. You guys clearly have the internet, why not use it?


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:21 PM

Probably the Online is not rated the same as the SP.

 

DEAL WITH IT!


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:22 PM

Doesn't matter to me, it's a feature you use like one time just to check it out and then never again.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:22 PM

It's pixels dude, how many fake pixel boobs do you need to see.  Watch porn or have your girlfriend/wife flash you.

 

I never understood people's fascination with nudity in video games, or in cartoon porn..................when the real thing is so much better and you can actually touch them.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:27 PM

Every time I call a stripper while at my apartment it says busy.  I have 2 numbers and they are both constantly busy

So that's what you do when you're not murdering bad dudes.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:52 PM

If you want bare breasts, just go to the Richman mansion. Even online there are topless girls there.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:53 PM

Love how some of you are taking this seriously..  I mean really?  Can't there be one thread without "that guy" showing up to complain about how dumb/pointless the thread is?  Pshhhhhh


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 12:54 PM

If you want bare breasts, just go to the Richman mansion. Even online there are topless girls there.

yep like this guy said just go to the playboy... i mean Richman mansion....


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 01:48 PM Edited by irish-sid, 05 October 2013 - 01:48 PM.

It's pixels dude, how many fake pixel boobs do you need to see.  Watch porn or have your girlfriend/wife flash you.
 
I never understood people's fascination with nudity in video games, or in cartoon porn..................when the real thing is so much better and you can actually touch them.

Technically porn is just pixels too.




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