Nigga, please. Everybody knows Metallica isn't metal; that's Metal 101. If you need me to explain why this is the case, then wow, you're even less informed than I thought.
Oh no, Id like to hear this from you very much. Please generalize how metallica isnt metal and have the first 4 albums, part of the black album, and all the fans rain pi$$ on you. B!tch please...
Nor did I ever say Therion sold out because they were covering an oldschool Metallica song. (Kifflom Tip o' the Day: reading comprehension is a valuable skill!)
Did I say you said that? Reading comprehension right back a you fool.
Therion sold out when their lineup changed and they altered their sound to make it more mainstream i.e. more generic sh*t metal - which, in case you missed it, occurred at around the same time they released that cover! 2008 was a dark, dark year for Therion, and if you knew anything about the band, you'd have had the good sense to not post it.
Really? I didnt know that at all! Thank you for enlightening me with your opinions......but that is in no way relevant to me posting a kickass cover of a kickass song Therion released waaaaaaaay before ( in 2002) the band integrity came on the rocks. Me have good sense NOT to post it? Why? Does Therion get upset about how awesomely they covered that song or that you think they covered a supremely badass metallica song during their difficult times?
Instead, you would have posted a cover like "Summernight City", or something off of Theli, or, if you were REALLY hardcore and kvlt, something from their early Gothenberg-death era. The fact that you picked a lame-ass Metallica cover from the low-point of their career.......
How silly of me, I should have posted a metal cover of ABBA when my intention was to post a badass cover to early metallica. Would you also like me to post children of bodom covering britney spears? Heck, I wanted to post Knorkator covering Ace of Base in my original post but I thought it would be lost on your punk worshipping self.
......(when, let's be honest, they should have f*cking broken up) suggests to me that either
A. You don't know who Therion are; you simply Googled up something like "Metallica metal covers" and went with the first thing you thought looked good, or
B. You do know who Therion are, you've just got really, really bad taste.
I'm going to guess it's A - you obviously love my posts (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!) so you can't be a total philistine. Game recognize game.
I pick B, with the modification that I have really good taste. *That is the right answer! You just won a million \m/ !!*
Imitation is a wonderful form of mockery, madam, in case the voices in your head said that I was turned on by you.
Furthermore, you failed to post Apocalyptica, which is required Metallica-cover posting as per metalhead regulatory laws established in the Third Council of Wacken.
I, as an independant, authority despising, anti-establishment individual and true metalhead, do not recognize any regulatory laws for song posting. That sh*t is for the sheepz who need to be told what to listen to and purist poseurs.
Nor did you post Megadeth's "The Mechanix", which would have earned you immense points for being super-metatextual and would have led me to take back everything I said so far. I mean COME ON, brah, I don't even like metal, and even I can do a better job at this sh*t than you.
You dont like metal => you dont like megadeth or mechanix....but me posting mechanix would have earned brownie points from you? Heres some advice: Noprizes are special, they are to be treasured both by the giver and taker. Dont give out noprizes for things you dont like. It loses its value and our culture starts to fall apart.
You could have just said you dont have an open mind for metal in the first place, instead of coming out of the closet now. There were more worthwhile walls that I could have spoken to.
Do you want to switch sides? Do you want me to try and find a metal song almost as crunk as Amoeba, or do you think you can stop jerking around and actually post something good for a change?
You dont like metal. But you want to post metal? Trololololol......Tell u what....name one punk song thats better than "Ace of Spades". What I'll do is: when you post some songs, I'll not listen to them, I'll look up the band on the internet instead, add some salt from my crotch, make generalizing and irrelevant comments on them, and declare that its all dust beneath motorhead boots. I'll also say that I dont like punk just for kicks after you've made a 100 posts to please me. You game?
-edit- Actually, you know what? I take it back. You like Motorhead, so you may well be a total philistine.
Actully, u no wat? I think ur talking out of ur a$$ and u btr take ur sh!t back. Its stinking up this thread.