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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:11 AM

me and this girl are gonna go see insidious 2 tomorrow.

 

obviously we wont be able to talk during the movie (which is good because i SUCK at talking) 

 

but what should i do before and after the movie ??? what do i talk about? etc... 

 

HELP! 

 

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:23 AM

Maybe the fact that you both just watched a film together will spur some kind of conversation.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:43 AM

When a scary part comes up, put your arm around her. Classic

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:27 AM

You're on your own man. You'll just have to be yourself and hope for the best.

Oh and...they are more scared of you, than you are of them.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:31 AM


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 05:30 AM

If you panic and don't know what to do Touch her nipples.
Also what Tyler said, get to the movie when the ads are showing, you can ask her movie related questions to get the conversation flowing.
"Have you seen the first one"
" what Do you usually watch horror/drama/comedy"
"Are you a fan of "

Perhaps not those exact lines but something similar, they were examples. By the way, you'll only suck at talking if you're not compatible, otherwise you'll be fine
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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:03 AM

Make sure you buy whatever food and drinks she wants before the film starts.
Don't talk sh*t through the film. Hold hands and put your arm round her especially during the scary parts.
Afterwards is up to you bro. Good luck.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 06:15 AM Edited by OnePiece, 04 October 2013 - 06:17 AM.

Depends how long youve been going out really but its not that hard. At whatever point in the movie you think is right put your hand over on her forearm, look her in the eyes and smile (try not to look like a creeper) if she smiles back than its time to go in for the kiss slowly, if shes not smiling than shes not into you and you probably need to take it slower. It sounds cheesy but yes it is that simple, if all goes well it wont be too long before youre getting in her pants. Also hopefully the theater has those double seats where you can put the middle arm rest up to get a bit closer after the first kiss if shes into you.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 07:16 AM Edited by GTA_stu, 04 October 2013 - 07:18 AM.

. Also hopefully the theater has those double seats where you can put the middle arm rest up to get a bit closer after the first kiss if shes into you.

 

Those tend to be taken by morbidly obese people. But if you ask them nicely maybe they'll let you use them as a bean bag, as many morbidly obese people do. See contrary to popular belief, there aren't actually cinemas that have bean bags. It's an urban myth. It's just morbidly obese people being confused for bean bags. But they're too socially awkward to mention anything so they just go along with it. 

 

I mean could you imagine anything more humiliating than being confused for a piece of furniture? I know I wouldn't speak up if a young couple came along and sat on me, I'd be too embarrassed. Embarrassed and aroused. 


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 07:30 AM

^You gotta be quick, when you get the smile and lingering stare go for it, if you miss it, slap yourself, say "hey" then go for it,
When you're leaning in, if she doesn't quite catch on halfway, go 90% of the way, she's gotta meet you and move the other 10%. I shouldn't have to tell you, but don't pucker your lips or open your mouth when you do this haha, bad idea. Also have a mint or something before attempting.

Make sure you do make some sort of move though, if you don't wanna try the kiss, do what one piece said except just do the arm around, this will probably lead to a hookup anyway.
If you don't make a move of some sort you're going to make it a weird no touchy relationship thingy and that's awkward and not going to go anywhere.

Last thing, if you think it went well you need to tell her afterwards:
"Hey! We should do this again some time"
Ideally you'll have thought of a few days you're free and you can ask her if she's free and then you have your next date said up.

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 12:48 PM Edited by rudy., 04 October 2013 - 12:48 PM.

If you panic and don't know what to do Touch her nipples.

That would totally work if they're gonna watch a porn movie together.

 

Before the movie, tell her that you're sh*t-scared of horror/supernatural movies and everytime there's  a jump scare moment you usually react by holding and squeezing the hand of the guy/girl sitting aside. Also tell her that you watched Insidious one with your mom and ended up squeezing the sh*t out of her hand. Then ask her if she would mind if you hold and squeeze her hand during the movie.

After the movie, tell her that the movie scared the living hell out of you and now you're f*cking scared of sleeping all alone in your house. Then ask if her if she would mind if you spend the night with her in her room/house. IF she says yes, then voila you just won the movie date! hope this helped.


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:34 PM

Make yourself a cut and let it bleed. Innocently, ask her to help you healing the wound. Once she's covered of your blood tell her that you have AIDS. Date success assured  :^:

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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:49 PM

Take her out to dinner afterwards.

 

Talk about the movie. Other things will pop up.

 

Before you know it you'll be balls deep in vagoo.


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 01:59 PM

Make yourself a cut and let it bleed. Innocently, ask her to help you healing the wound. Once she's covered of your blood tell her that you have AIDS. Date success assured  :^:

 

I thought I was the only one who applied such a technique.

 

OP, just be sure to duct tape your knob to your leg before you leave the house, to avoid obvious-boner-catastrophe. Nothing more tragic than obvious-boner-catastrophe.


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 02:01 PM

 

Make yourself a cut and let it bleed. Innocently, ask her to help you healing the wound. Once she's covered of your blood tell her that you have AIDS. Date success assured  :^:

 

I thought I was the only one who applied such a technique.

 

OP, just be sure to duct tape your knob to your leg before you leave the house, to avoid obvious-boner-catastrophe. Nothing more tragic than obvious-boner-catastrophe.

 

 

 

 

That's very true, but what if his date leads to the boom-boom. How does he answer the missing hair on his legs when he rips off the tape?


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 02:05 PM

 

 

Make yourself a cut and let it bleed. Innocently, ask her to help you healing the wound. Once she's covered of your blood tell her that you have AIDS. Date success assured  :^:

 

I thought I was the only one who applied such a technique.

 

OP, just be sure to duct tape your knob to your leg before you leave the house, to avoid obvious-boner-catastrophe. Nothing more tragic than obvious-boner-catastrophe.

 

 

 

 

That's very true, but what if his date leads to the boom-boom. How does he answer the missing hair on his legs when he rips off the tape?

 

 

You guys don't shave your legs?


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Posted 04 October 2013 - 02:25 PM

Only on Christmas and Birthdays.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 07:46 AM

Make yourself a cut and let it bleed. Innocently, ask her to help you healing the wound. Once she's covered of your blood tell her that you have AIDS. Date success assured  :^:

 
I thought I was the only one who applied such a technique.
 
OP, just be sure to duct tape your knob to your leg before you leave the house, to avoid obvious-boner-catastrophe. Nothing more tragic than obvious-boner-catastrophe.
 
 
 
That's very true, but what if his date leads to the boom-boom. How does he answer the missing hair on his legs when he rips off the tape?
 
You guys don't shave your legs?
The words "guys" and "shaving legs" shouldn't be in the same sentence unless you're on a cycling forum.

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 08:09 AM

What if your a swimmer? Or a Turkish oil wrestler.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 02:50 PM

Or a Turkish oil wrestler.

 

Now there's a profession.

 

Btw OP, if there's one thing this forum has taught me; should you achieve any success with this bird, there's something you should always, always remember for any future outings. No matter how much of a romantic gesture it may appear to be at first glance, you should never blindfold your missus before leading her into a swanky restaurant. The results can be potentially devastating beyond repair.


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 07:59 PM Edited by Mr.Mister, 05 October 2013 - 07:59 PM.

Why would you go see a movie? There wont be much convo and you wont be able to build any atttraction, unless you hold her hand at the scary parts. Movie dates are never good 1st dates

 

Buuuut then again, I got head in a movie theater once, sooo... maybe im wrong?


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Posted 05 October 2013 - 09:17 PM

Can't believe nobody has stated the obvious.

 

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Posted 05 October 2013 - 10:50 PM

but what should i do before and after the movie ??? what do i talk about? etc... 

How about...the movie?

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Posted 06 October 2013 - 02:39 AM

Watch the movie.


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Posted 06 October 2013 - 06:15 AM

sh*tty video quality, great advice


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 05:24 AM

Worse decision for a date, to go and watch a movie.

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 05:57 AM

Worse decision for a date, to go and watch a movie.

For a very casual date, not really.

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:16 AM

 

Worse decision for a date, to go and watch a movie.

For a very casual date, not really.

 

If you want to get something from a girl, like a relationship, the first impression costs a lot of guys. Given the fact that he's also nervous around that girl, there's a nice probability that he'll f*ck up, because movies are boring and you can't really touch the girl and talk and all that stuff.


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 06:26 AM Edited by Melchior, 07 October 2013 - 06:28 AM.

 

 

Worse decision for a date, to go and watch a movie.

For a very casual date, not really.

 

If you want to get something from a girl, like a relationship, the first impression costs a lot of guys. Given the fact that he's also nervous around that girl, there's a nice probability that he'll f*ck up, because movies are boring and you can't really touch the girl and talk and all that stuff.

 

I'm with you- why would you want to waste half the night sitting next to each other silently in a dark room?


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Posted 07 October 2013 - 10:46 AM Edited by finn4life, 07 October 2013 - 10:52 AM.

 

 

Worse decision for a date, to go and watch a movie.

For a very casual date, not really.

 

If you want to get something from a girl, like a relationship, the first impression costs a lot of guys. Given the fact that he's also nervous around that girl, there's a nice probability that he'll f*ck up, because movies are boring and you can't really touch the girl and talk and all that stuff.

 

I was assuming the guy was like 15 or something, I dunno about you, but how many 15 year olds go out for dinner on their first date? Movies are something easy. I'd personally opt for something like bowling if I was his age.

For an adult, a movie date is pretty lame i'll agree, way better things to do, but for a nervous teen who's likely going to f*ck it up like you said, he's probably better off starting at a movie, screwing it up, then building his confidence. I remember plenty of awkward dates/meet ups but from there I learned haha. Life is learning, it's unlikely it's the love of his life anyway.





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