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#31

Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:03 PM

I was having a sh*t in my bathroom and suddenly mail man came in and shouted "GTA ONLINE PATCH INCOMING" and I was like ou jeah


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#32

Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:04 PM Edited by Jetpack5000, 02 October 2013 - 09:04 PM.

Just ran into an executive from Rockstar at the airport. He says the whole team are working very hard to fix the issue. Most likely released in a week from now.

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1,5/10

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:05 PM

Mods should ban this idiot from ever posting on the forum.


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#34

Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:05 PM

This is confirmed.

 

I ran into a Rockstar Exec when i landed on the moon last night.  Said the same thing.

that was a great laugh


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#35

Posted 02 October 2013 - 09:11 PM


Where is George Zimmerman when need him!

This thread was on a roll brah and you had to go throw in about GZ

Next time I'll throw in Trayvon Martin instead..

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Posted 02 October 2013 - 11:55 PM

 

 

Where is George Zimmerman when need him!

This thread was on a roll brah and you had to go throw in about GZ

Next time I'll throw in Trayvon Martin instead..

 

Or next time you could just be funny


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 11:56 PM

I have a rockstar developer under my bed, he whispers the same thing when i sleep.

Legit!


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#38

Posted 02 October 2013 - 11:56 PM

Just ran into an executive from Rockstar at the airport. He says the whole team are working very hard to fix the issue. Most likely released in a week from now.

 

If the entire team was working on a patch, why was he at the airport? More to the point, why were you at the airport?


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:01 AM

I was on the phone with Rockstar earlier and I told them to connect me with the CEO and so I was talking to Terry Donovan on the phone for a little while. We bullsh*tted about what things we did for fun in GTA until eventually I asked him when GTAO might be up and stable. His response was simply "What is GTA Online? Never heard of it before."


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:01 AM

this is definitely legit. anything on a message board is 100 percent conformation for me so.


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

This is confirmed.
 
I ran into a Rockstar Exec when i landed on the moon last night.  Said the same thing.


Hahahahahahahah

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:04 AM

and i saw elvis at a 7-11 in blaine county.

 

Well he was in Las Venturas in 1992...everywhere.

IS legit :p


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#43

Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:05 AM

This is confirmed.

 

I ran into a Rockstar Exec when i landed on the moon last night.  Said the same thing.

My uncle is a janitor at rockstar.  he confirmed


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:06 AM

I meet a Rockstar exec in the mens room.. I told him..."Keep up the good work.. a little less teeth next time"

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#45

Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:07 AM

My best friends step uncle works at rockstar NYC (100% legit) and he refused to divulge any information about the game during development to me :(
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#46

Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:08 AM

 

Just ran into an executive from Rockstar at the airport. He says the whole team are working very hard to fix the issue. Most likely released in a week from now.

3pupo2.jpg

 

 

 

1,5/10

 

 

LOL, this made me crack up


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:11 AM

I spent the last 5 years in a Guatemalan prison in a cage made from bamboo, enduring daily beatings and rape and the only thing that kept me alive was them telling me a patch was coming.

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:13 AM

I spent the last 5 years in a Guatemalan prison in a cage made from bamboo, enduring daily beatings and rape and the only thing that kept me alive was them telling me a patch was coming.

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:14 AM

I spent the last 5 years in a Guatemalan prison in a cage made from bamboo, enduring daily beatings and rape and the only thing that kept me alive was them telling me a patch was coming.

I would have believed you if the prison was Guantanamo bay.


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:15 AM

Just ran into an executive from Rockstar at the airport. He says the whole team are working very hard to fix the issue. Most likely released in a week from now.


Im not allowed in the bath anymore because I keep making brown rubber ducks float

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:16 AM

 

I spent the last 5 years in a Guatemalan prison in a cage made from bamboo, enduring daily beatings and rape and the only thing that kept me alive was them telling me a patch was coming.

I would have believed you if the prison was Guantanamo bay.

 

 

But you read it on a forum so it is clearly 100% true...


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:16 AM

 

 

I spent the last 5 years in a Guatemalan prison in a cage made from bamboo, enduring daily beatings and rape and the only thing that kept me alive was them telling me a patch was coming.

I would have believed you if the prison was Guantanamo bay.

 

 

But you read it on a forum so it is clearly 100% true...

 

Can't deny that. Welcome home patriot. 


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#53

Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:18 AM

Executives from Rockstar North made me play Russian Roulette in a Viatnamese prison until I guessed correctly how long it would be until GTA:O worked. It was a week.


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:20 AM

Welcome home patriot. 

 

 

HAHAHAHA


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 12:21 AM Edited by antisatan7, 03 October 2013 - 12:27 AM.

I was playing GTA:Online (PS3) and I was waiting for Lamar at the airport with some friends just havin' a good time and ran into a R* Exec and he told me they are working on a patch to work on a patch. He said It should clear up all our anxieties very soon.

Awesome Post OP! We need more OPs like you!!!!!

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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:26 AM


 

 

Where is George Zimmerman when need him!

This thread was on a roll brah and you had to go throw in about GZ
Next time I'll throw in Trayvon Martin instead..
 
Or next time you could just be funny

Funny?! Wasn't making a joke, little guy.

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#57

Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:28 AM

On his way back from the sun Dan houser told me they are working hard to screw more players over


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:31 AM

*Sniff Sniff* What's that smell?


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:33 AM Edited by jiggysaw, 03 October 2013 - 08:33 AM.

*Sniff Sniff* What's that smell?

Katy perry's p*ssy?


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 08:34 AM

The R* exec that I ran into gave me corporate keycodes and the SSNs of all of their employees.  When I asked if that was enough to get him fired he said, "they would only fire me if I revealed something about the game, like how the patch should be out by next we........sh*t."





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