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#1

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:31 PM Edited by Deffpony, 01 October 2013 - 02:59 PM.

The title is how I imagine 90% of the forum reacting right now. Either because they cant access GTA Online, or because they CAN access it, but it sucks balls because of texture popping, beetlejuice characters, firetruck water, and whatever the hell else.

 

 

Keep all your complaints and venting about the online mode in this thread. Any other thread will be binned.

 

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#2

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:32 PM

Good luck for the coming days mods, you'll need it!
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#3

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:33 PM Edited by TheInsider, 01 October 2013 - 12:33 PM.

They said there will be over 700 missions, but so far, all the missions have just been gameplay modes (deathmatch, races, new cops n crooks, etc.) 

 

Seems like calling them "missions" was a bit misleading. 


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#4

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:34 PM

Lack of pink elephants is just bullsh*t!

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#5

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:35 PM

Gameplay sucka, lousy graphics, cars just dissapearing... This was really bad :/ Not a lot to do, I was looking forward to planing heists with friends
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#6

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:35 PM

I've no idea how anyone can even try defend rock star at this point.

 

1. They make you wait over two weeks for online

2. Once they allow you to play online they dont allow you to play online

 

How can you miss the most obvious point?

 

They made over one billion in the first three days of sales.

They were also "expecting servers to overload".

Doesnt that tell you something about their company morals.

 

Hell, even I could rent a server for £11 per month and on battlefield its about £40 for three months i think. 

 

So, they literally have no excuses.

 

GTA V sold the most copies ever on record so what were they expecting when it came to online. Oh wait, they were "expecting servers to overload".

 

How dumb can these guys be?  If they expect it why didnt they get more more damn servers? 

 

Riddle me that.

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#7

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:37 PM

So, can anyone tell me if it is just me, or if everyone is getting "Timed out" when they try to play a "job"? The host is about to start the thing, but then I get timed out and end up getting logged out of Online.


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#8

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:39 PM

I could care less about the servers, I just don't want my character to be look like half man/ half gorilla. I'm very disappointed, character customization is what I was looking for the most.
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#9

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:39 PM

They said there will be over 700 missions, but so far, all the missions have just been gameplay modes (deathmatch, races, new cops n crooks, etc.) 
 
Seems like calling them "missions" was a bit misleading. 


Once you rank up etc you will get missions from like Lamar and other characters.
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Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:40 PM

I've no idea how anyone can even try defend rock star at this point.

 

1. They make you wait over two weeks for online

2. Once they allow you to play online they dont allow you to play online

 

How can you miss the most obvious point?

 

They made over one billion in the first three days of sales.

They were also "expecting servers to overload".

Doesnt that tell you something about their company morals.

 

Hell, even I could rent a server for £11 per month and on battlefield its about £40 for three months i think. 

 

So, they literally have no excuses.

 

GTA V sold the most copies ever on record so what were they expecting when it came to online. Oh wait, they were "expecting servers to overload".

 

How dumb can these guys be?  If they expect it why didnt they get more more damn servers? 

 

Riddle me that.

This guy.


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#11

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:40 PM Edited by GtaIvFanboy, 01 October 2013 - 12:43 PM.

way i look at it is im annoyed sure but somewhere in the world someone has just been told they have cancer or a little African has died so ya know i will just accept it.  

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#12

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:41 PM

It would be nice if i could connect to this POS

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#13

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:42 PM

Wtf is this bullsh*t.

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:44 PM Edited by Forzum, 01 October 2013 - 12:44 PM.

I've no idea how anyone can even try defend rock star at this point.
 
1. They make you wait over two weeks for online
2. Once they allow you to play online they dont allow you to play online
 
How can you miss the most obvious point?
 
They made over one billion in the first three days of sales.
They were also "expecting servers to overload".
Doesnt that tell you something about their company morals.
 
Hell, even I could rent a server for £11 per month and on battlefield its about £40 for three months i think. 
 
So, they literally have no excuses.
 
GTA V sold the most copies ever on record so what were they expecting when it came to online. Oh wait, they were "expecting servers to overload".
 
How dumb can these guys be?  If they expect it why didnt they get more more damn servers? 
 
Riddle me that.

I get what you are saying, but this has happend to every MMO, yet they all have know they will have loads of traffic on launch day. Why? I guess the reason is to see if the servers they already have can handle the traffic. In a day or a week it will be good, like it has been with every other MMO that's out there.
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#15

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:47 PM

I've played the first race mission three times now and then it kicks me. my save data is then 'corrupted' and i lose my character. Having to start again!!! not impressed R*...

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#16

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:47 PM

Am I tha only one that finds it hilarious that this sh*t doesn't work? Lol

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#17

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:47 PM

Time to cry, kids!

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#18

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:47 PM

2020 you sound like an 8 year old. how many servers do you think it takes to hold million of people and run smoothly with no problems. and if you wait 2 weeks for MP, why not a wait another hour or 2

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#19

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:49 PM

I'm sitting here reading the comments. The only thing that comes to my mind is the movie idiocracy. its all "dar dar dar" takes a sip of 60oz soda "dar dar dar"

 

We are truly f*cked as a nation and a world if this is our future.......

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#20

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:50 PM

Why, oh why did Cockstar not think ahead before turning on their sh*tty cloud servers?

I'm sure they knew the demand was going to be this high, and they have more than enough money ($1,000,000,000>) to buy additional servers, there is no excuse this time!
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#21

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:51 PM Edited by Khaos89, 01 October 2013 - 12:51 PM.

Looks like it didn't save the character I made and actually liked the look of after that sh*tty character creation. Great job you c*nts.


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#22

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:51 PM

Eryn, who is that lovely lady in your sig? she has a lovely set of... eyes...

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#23

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:52 PM

Haha this is gold
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#24

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:52 PM

This will all (most likely) iron itself out in a matter of days. Don't tell me most of you didn't see this coming?

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:53 PM

I've no idea how anyone can even try defend rock star at this point.

 

1. They make you wait over two weeks for online

2. Once they allow you to play online they dont allow you to play online

 

How can you miss the most obvious point?

 

They made over one billion in the first three days of sales.

They were also "expecting servers to overload".

Doesnt that tell you something about their company morals.

 

Hell, even I could rent a server for £11 per month and on battlefield its about £40 for three months i think. 

 

So, they literally have no excuses.

 

GTA V sold the most copies ever on record so what were they expecting when it came to online. Oh wait, they were "expecting servers to overload".

 

How dumb can these guys be?  If they expect it why didnt they get more more damn servers? 

 

Riddle me that.

 

Why waste money buying servers to meet initial demand when you work in an industry where at least 30% will play it once, decide its not for them and never play again. The number of people who will permanently quit because the servers are slow on day 1 when the most people ever will be trying to use them is negligible. Rockstar is at its heart a business and as such must make business decisions.

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#26

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:54 PM Edited by Lance_Vance89, 01 October 2013 - 01:03 PM.

Wow...Some kids should be f*cking shot in their f*cking spoiled heads.

Please kids, if you complain, just jump off a f*cking cliff cause no one sane will ever care about your f*cking whining. Do something else then just hanging on the servers.

God you are annoying.

PS. f*ck off and die.

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#27

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:54 PM

This game is a joke!

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#28

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:55 PM

I get a message saying I've been kicked by players while in free roam, though I have interacted with no one.

I rejoin to a message that tells me I've left during a mission and that, if I continue doing so, I'm a bad sport.


Continuing, what happened to 16-person servers? Crew and I are limited to 8.


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#29

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:57 PM

It would be nice if i could connect to this POS


Have you found out anything as to why it keeps kicking us out of online?

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#30

Posted 01 October 2013 - 12:58 PM

Wow none of you know how hard it is to make something on this scale. just go jerk off or something, it'll be fixed once you find your shlong.

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