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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:31 PM

Welcome to the standards of console gaming, yes it took them 5 years to make this ****ing game the got rave reviews, the reason why? no pc release.

Average console gamer - person with no understanding or appreciation of a game including, details, expectations, and graphics, the average console gamer is a person who bought the whole damn console for 400-500 bucks and treats it as such, they spend 60 dollars on a damn game (brb not a sinlge pc game costs 60 bucks) because their friends got it, because they think it is the "new" thing, the average console gamer is like the average CoD fanboy, they see something that doesn't look 100% like something old, thats overhyped in the press and reviews (who get major bucks, 110mil spent on advertising and you think no under the table deals are being made brb giving game 99 rating and saying there is no way it could have possibly been better) and think they are getting the state of the art thing when infact they are getting butt****ed because of people like themselves to stupid to know better.

Average PC gamer - Hardcore, a devoted fan of at least 1 non mainstream game that you have probably never heard about, probably built the damn PC themselves takes the time to rebuild or upgrade parts, clean PC and keep PC clean, the average PC gamer will call rockstar on their bull****, brb saying map is bigger than the map of 3 open world games yet you can get from one end to the other in a truck in 6 minutes, brb adding minor features to series and putting back many features they took out in GTA IV because they realized they are ****tards, The average PC gamer isn't appeased with a game that is ****, especially multi player wise and won't hesitate to rip that ****er and post links all over the damn internet, they don't settle for **** tier graphics (rockstar made over 1 billion in 3 days selling a graphically inferior game when next gen consoles are going to be released in 2 months) because they spent good money getting the best of the best, heh next gen consoles? my 3 year old computer can still keep up with these things.

Thank console gamers and their lack of standards for the decent game that could have really been one of the greatest of all time but ended up as one of the major flops in gaming history.

Don't believe me?

rockstar hypes GTA V spending almost as much in adverts as they did DEVELOPING THE DAMN GAME FOR 5 YEARS, (if rockstar would have invested that money back into the game with 5 years they could have made a masterpiece)

rockstar only releases on the old consoles doesn't give a date for release with new consoles (rockstar knows more people will have the old consoles even 6 months after the new ones are released and wants to force gamers to purchase the game on old consoles if they want to play it within months of it's release let alone the first day, they could have easily waited the two months and release with new consoles)

rockstar knows the main focus on consoles is multiplayer so mass ripping of the game isn't an issue.

rockstar will then release the game with the new next gen consoles, they already had it made for them at worst they are fixing a few minor bugs probably not even ones that would make the release unviable. The sad thing is rockstar will release it within a couple months of the new consoles release IF NOT WITHIN WEEKS, and the ****ed up think is when have you seen a company not announce the release of their game even 6 months before?

rockstar has 2 months to rake in money on older consoles then when new consoles release GTA V will still be fairly new and one of the few(er) games available for new consoles and will be ever better because of the new graphics appeal, they will then proceed to have another nice jump in sales, even people who purchased it for their old consoles will purchase it again because whats another 60 bucks when your consoles are sooo cheap stupid people with their thousands of dollar computers have to wait and we get gfx just as good (lol). People WILL justify it that way.

once the dust has settled rockstar will release the game for PC and it will proceed to get ripped to shreds I guarantee it won't get reviews above 90 by publications that aren't in it's pocket (check smaller one if you don't ****ing believe me) still rockstar will have another small jump in sales despite the fact that many people who play it on PC will pirate it, which doesn't really hurt sales much because the ones who play it online still have to buy the damn thing and we get "screwed" because we had to wait months more for rockstar to give you console gamers the good dicking you deserve, in the end we get the best GFX tho.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:45 PM Edited by Macabro, 25 September 2013 - 03:45 PM.

Do PC players realize that not everyone has the cash to get a monster gaming rig or do they just play dumb so they can act like they have one because they are smarter and more selective than everyone else? 

 

That's what I want to know.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:56 PM Edited by TakinThyBacon, 25 September 2013 - 03:57 PM.

I am a fan of PC gaming, but I will never become a PC gamer out of fear of turning into a self entitled douche like the OP. Sorry that I do not have tons of time to keep up on new games or build a PC, I have one of those stupid real lifes, ya know, wife, kids, a job. So I get a new game for my console every couple of months and play it on the rare occasion that I get a chance. Point is, no one gives a sh*t about your retarded rant, you are trying to justify something that no one gives a sh*t about, it makes you sound pitiful.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:59 PM Edited by spamtackey, 25 September 2013 - 03:59 PM.

Do PC players realize that not everyone has the cash to get a monster gaming rig or do they just play dumb so they can act like they have one because they are smarter and more selective than everyone else? 

 

That's what I want to know.

My 'monster gaming rig' cost me about the same as an actual game console did. Less than a PS3 at launch. If you can afford an expensive game console and $60 per game you can save up for a gaming computer. People grossly overestimate the cost of PC gaming. My rig isn't even top-of-the-line and it runs games better than the consoles do. 

 

That said, if you prefer to play on a console, it's your choice what to buy. OP's desc of PC gamers vs Console gamers is complete and utter idiocy. Those kinda posts make PC gamers look bad. 


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:03 PM

I am a fan of PC gaming, but I will never become a PC gamer out of fear of turning into a self entitled douche like the OP. Sorry that I do not have tons of time to keep up on new games or build a PC, I have one of those stupid real lifes, ya know, wife, kids, a job. So I get a new game for my console every couple of months and play it on the rare occasion that I get a chance. Point is, no one gives a sh*t about your retarded rant, you are trying to justify something that no one gives a sh*t about, it makes you sound pitiful.

This.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:04 PM

PC gamers are worse elitists than music snobs. 


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:05 PM

I don't know if you're just hurt that Rockstar decided to launch the game for console only so you're bashing the game, or the fact that you just have a general loathing for consoles, but some of this stuff is amazingly stereotypical, especially that 'fanboy' comment. I admit that computers are superior to consoles in many ways, but I'm just a casual gamer that likes the gameplay and not just the visuals of the game, so some of us honestly have no or little caring for the graphics. I just honestly think that the argument is a little pathetic and most of the points are completely invalid due to poor explanations. The only valid point I managed to pick out was the graphics one, but I don't want to wait months longer just for graphics on a game.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:06 PM

if its not on PC, it doesn't mean the game sucks! game is still great! and chil the F out, its coming to PC! everyone knows it will! 


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:10 PM

@OP

 

Go and cry somewhere else, alright?


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:11 PM

DIDN'T READ LOL.

PC fanboys are the worse.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:16 PM

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:17 PM Edited by Bazzad, 25 September 2013 - 04:23 PM.

Console gamer - Buys games and has fun playing them.

 

PC Gamer - Pirates games and moans about them on the internet.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:19 PM

didn't read

 

I'll go back play some more V

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:20 PM

People like the OP make us sensible PC gamers look bad. We all have a passion for gaming, it doesn't matter what system we play them.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:20 PM Edited by Distrom, 25 September 2013 - 04:21 PM.

Console gamer - Buys games and has fun playing them.

 

PC Gamer - Pirates games and moans about them on the internet.

Sadly (not all of them, but alot of them) do this.

Some people want R* to port the game to PC so they can pirate it, they are a shame to PC gamers.

 

OP: Just because you are biased PC gamer and overhyped the game way too much, doesn't mean it "sucks".

Do you know the true definition of suck, right?


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:21 PM

Console gamer - Buys games and has fun playing them.

 

PC Gamer - Pirates games and moans about them on the internet.

Yet I've seen dozens of complaints about GTA V from console gamers in this very forum.

 

OP, the stereotype you've made is just flat out wrong. I don't know exactly what your post is trying to achieve, but next time convey your point with a little more maturity.

 

I do, however, agree with the fact that we PC gamers usually get the sh*t end of the stick; particularly when it comes to GTA games. Hopefully the 6 month "delay" will be justified with a nice clean port.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:24 PM Edited by Hendrix89, 25 September 2013 - 04:25 PM.

Console gamer - Works full time, has a social life. Buys games and has fun playing them.

 

PC Gamer - Lives off the state, sits in his mums house all day and night. Pirates games and moans about them on the internet.

 

Edit: Appears this poster keeps editing the post.

 

How do you come up with that?

 

Back to topic. Again just because of one person's pov, all PC gamers are instantly thought to be elitists.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:24 PM Edited by Otter, 25 September 2013 - 04:38 PM.

Cry me a river. Nobody cares about PC gaming because PC gamers, as you stated, are most likely to be fat sweaty wastes of space. 

OP is fa**ot.

 

user was warned for this post - Otter

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:25 PM

Don't know why, but i get the feeling the op is a pc gamer, anyone else think the same?

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:25 PM

I f*cking hate people that generalize, a few douchebags on a forum does not represent the whole community.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:26 PM

Console gamers- Generally pretty cool dudes with lives outside of gaming. Good social lives and lots of pussy.

PC gamers- Do not know the pleasures of a woman, think playing video games is the most important thing in life. Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game.
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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:28 PM Edited by jamieleng, 25 September 2013 - 04:30 PM.

Do PC players realize that not everyone has the cash to get a monster gaming rig or do they just play dumb so they can act like they have one because they are smarter and more selective than everyone else? 

 

That's what I want to know.

No, they'd rather gaming was only available to the elite (in their minds) & those with a large amount of disposable income. What these seriously deluded PC gamers (thankfully the vocal minority) fail to realize is, without consoles, the budget for AAA games would be nowhere near $260million. So a game of this scope & magnitude, just wouldn't be viable.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:32 PM

Console gamers- Generally pretty cool dudes with lives outside of gaming. Good social lives and lots of pussy.

PC gamers- Do not know the pleasures of a woman, think playing video games is the most important thing in life. Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game.

Your comment is self contradictory: First you state that the PC gamer thinks "playing video games is the most important thing in life", then go on to say that they "Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game."

 

Tell me, twisted logic aside, how can one not appreciate something that they consider the "most important thing in life"?

 

I could point out the others flaws in your post, but I feel it would be too much effort wasted on someone who'll most likely reply with "GTFO PC fanboy".


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:48 PM


Console gamers- Generally pretty cool dudes with lives outside of gaming. Good social lives and lots of pussy.

PC gamers- Do not know the pleasures of a woman, think playing video games is the most important thing in life. Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game.

Your comment is self contradictory: First you state that the PC gamer thinks "playing video games is the most important thing in life", then go on to say that they "Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game."
 
Tell me, twisted logic aside, how can one not appreciate something that they consider the "most important thing in life"?
 
I could point out the others flaws in your post, but I feel it would be too much effort wasted on someone who'll most likely reply with "GTFO PC fanboy".

That's kind of the point dipsh*t. Their logic makes no sense.

Fact of the matter is without consoles PC gamers would have nothing to pay except low budget indie games.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

 

 

Console gamers- Generally pretty cool dudes with lives outside of gaming. Good social lives and lots of pussy.

PC gamers- Do not know the pleasures of a woman, think playing video games is the most important thing in life. Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game.

Your comment is self contradictory: First you state that the PC gamer thinks "playing video games is the most important thing in life", then go on to say that they "Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game."
 
Tell me, twisted logic aside, how can one not appreciate something that they consider the "most important thing in life"?
 
I could point out the others flaws in your post, but I feel it would be too much effort wasted on someone who'll most likely reply with "GTFO PC fanboy".

That's kind of the point dipsh*t. Their logic makes no sense.

Fact of the matter is without consoles PC gamers would have nothing to pay except low budget indie games.

 

It's in fact your logic which makes no sense, as you formulated the stereotype.

 

So what if consoles never existed? Are you suggesting that there was literally no motivation to create games when there were no consoles? I cannot believe how stupid you are.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:06 PM


 

 

Console gamers- Generally pretty cool dudes with lives outside of gaming. Good social lives and lots of pussy.

PC gamers- Do not know the pleasures of a woman, think playing video games is the most important thing in life. Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game.

Your comment is self contradictory: First you state that the PC gamer thinks "playing video games is the most important thing in life", then go on to say that they "Spend too much time on the internet bitching and reading physics books to appreciate a good game."
 
Tell me, twisted logic aside, how can one not appreciate something that they consider the "most important thing in life"?
 
I could point out the others flaws in your post, but I feel it would be too much effort wasted on someone who'll most likely reply with "GTFO PC fanboy".
That's kind of the point dipsh*t. Their logic makes no sense.

Fact of the matter is without consoles PC gamers would have nothing to pay except low budget indie games.
 
It's in fact your logic which makes no sense, as you formulated the stereotype.
 
So what if consoles never existed? Are you suggesting that there was literally no motivation to create games when there were no consoles? I cannot believe how stupid you are.

I'm not suggesting anything. I'm saying that PC developers have little incentive to create high budget games because of piracy. The only PC games that have budgets comparable to console games are MMO's.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:07 PM

Console gamer - Buys games and has fun playing them.

 

PC Gamer - Pirates games and moans about them on the internet.

THIS THIS AND THIS.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:09 PM Edited by Blue Ray Team, 25 September 2013 - 05:11 PM.

Is this guy a joke?? or his topic is joke!!

GTA V doesnt suck (this game is the only 1# now in whole game stores!)

Game Stores Ratings:

1# GTA V ( 100% )

2# GTA IV ( 90% )

3# GTA SA ( 70% )

4# GTA VC ( 67% )

5# GTA 3 ( 50% )

My Ratings:

- Rockyy Game & Awesome Game: GTA V

- Old sh*t & Past Game: GTA SA // GTA VC // GTA 3

- The Most Annoying Features in GTA Games: GTA SA + VC + 3: Low Graphics between GTAIV+GTAV. // GTAVC - Water Death // GTA SA - Borred this game include SA:MP. It's too old and i know if GTA V will come for PC too those games will be passed! And will have less players online and play it!


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

Receiving BJ at a computer desk is much harder than on the couch in front of console...consoles it is.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:15 PM

Oh look, its PC vs. Console forum debate # 2,477




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