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#1

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:45 PM

terrible game TERRIBLE!!!

waste of f*cking hype, waste of f*cking money. played it  4 days beat the game and sold it as fast as possible. 

missions are mediorce because of its sh*tty character development. game balance is terrible, load times are f*cking insane and take like 45 seconds to load the game every single time you die and want too load back without having to waste 5k on hospital bills. car physics are piece of sh*t and unrealistic. cops are stupid. attack you for no reason. graphics are sh*t.

i dont understand did sony and microsoft blew rockstar back in 2009 so they would release their f*cking game on a sh*tty outdated consoles.

more reasons gta v sucks.

environment complety sucks and just plain boring. you cant even enter any buildings. no shopping malls, no casinos. 

after beating the game. the whole world feels dead, there is just nothing to do. besides killing people and getting killed few minutes later by cops. 

 

i think the best game in the world is probably skyrim and will always be. because it has this dynamic feel in it. its addictive there is stuff to do always. crafting armour. reading books and then fightings mythical warriors. exploring dungeons.stealing. mages,warriors, assasins its just a fun game too me. GAYTA 5 SUCKS

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#2

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:46 PM

Thanks for the riveting read my man.


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#3

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:46 PM

No one cares lol


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:47 PM

Well then go back to 'coll of jooty' herp herp.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:47 PM

Sounds like you know a lot about sucking dick
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:49 PM

terrible game TERRIBLE!!!

waste of f*cking hype, waste of f*cking money. played it  4 days beat the game and sold it as fast as possible. 

missions are mediorce because of its sh*tty character development. game balance is terrible, load times are f*cking insane and take like 45 seconds to load the game every single time you die and want too load back without having to waste 5k on hospital bills. car physics are piece of sh*t and unrealistic. cops are stupid. attack you for no reason. graphics are sh*t.

i dont understand did sony and microsoft blew rockstar back in 2009 so they would release their f*cking game on a sh*tty outdated consoles.

more reasons gta v sucks.

environment complety sucks and just plain boring. you cant even enter any buildings. no shopping malls, no casinos. 

after beating the game. the whole world feels dead, there is just nothing to do. besides killing people and getting killed few minutes later by cops. 

 

i think the best game in the world is probably skyrim and will always be. because it has this dynamic feel in it. its addictive there is stuff to do always. crafting armour. reading books and then fightings mythical warriors. exploring dungeons.stealing. mages,warriors, assasins its just a fun game too me. GAYTA 5 SUCKS

 

Wait til October when the Real Game is released, Single-player Story is just the Entré while Online is the Main Course with all the functions fleshed out.


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#7

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:49 PM

You too fella!  :lol:


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#8

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:51 PM

GAYTA 5 

 

lol :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 


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#9

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:51 PM

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:51 PM

Obvious troll...

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#11

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:52 PM

Did it come to you for tips on sucking dick?

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:52 PM

Don't feed trolls.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:53 PM

the reason you dont like gta v is because you work for deep silver volition

 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:53 PM Edited by JohnGazman, 25 September 2013 - 12:27 AM.

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Feel like doing a proper review, rather than "IT SUXX WAAA"?

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:55 PM

Incredibly insightful review. You should post it in the pinned review topic.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:55 PM Edited by stranger44, 24 September 2013 - 11:56 PM.

Stool bory cro.

 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:56 PM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2Oy6DwHAi70


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:56 PM

95% of people who played it think it's one of the best games of all time.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:58 PM

95% of people who played it think it's one of the best games of all time.

Even most the people that dislike stuff about the game like the Game overall.


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:01 AM

That moment when the tranquilizers wear off


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#21

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:02 AM Edited by AlasClarin, 25 September 2013 - 12:03 AM.

95% of people who played it think it's one of the best games of all time.

Keep dreaming. Where is your reliable source about that, your fanboyism and blind loyalty to Rockstar?

 

Your posts are getting worse and more stupid from time to time. I think I won't be able to stand here much more with people as stupid as you.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:06 AM

Me: Charming read. Some very valid points, hey, lets celebrate with a magic trick, pick a number.

You: 8

Me: Square it

You: 64

Me: Divide it by 8

You: 8

Me: Now subtract 8

You:0

me: Congratulations! You found the amount of f*cks we give about your thread! :lol:
 

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:06 AM

Not sure what's up with people bitching about load times. I've never had a load time past 10 seconds or so. Probably the best I've ever experienced in an open-world game. This is on a 360.


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#24

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:10 AM

I just burned my tongue. 


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:14 AM

OP needs to go to the medicine cabinet and swallow anything with a skull and crossbones on the bottle.


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#26

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:17 AM

I want to punch you until there are bones in your stool.


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#27

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:19 AM

I disagree


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:20 AM

Jesus, take your Ritalin before you post next time.


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#29

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:23 AM

Just for the record, sucking dick is actually not bad.


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#30

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:24 AM Edited by Utopian Cynicism, 25 September 2013 - 12:26 AM.

terrible game TERRIBLE!!!

waste of f*cking hype, waste of f*cking money. played it  4 days beat the game and sold it as fast as possible. 

missions are mediorce because of its sh*tty character development. game balance is terrible, load times are f*cking insane and take like 45 seconds to load the game every single time you die and want too load back without having to waste 5k on hospital bills. car physics are piece of sh*t and unrealistic. cops are stupid. attack you for no reason. graphics are sh*t.

i dont understand did sony and microsoft blew rockstar back in 2009 so they would release their f*cking game on a sh*tty outdated consoles.

more reasons gta v sucks.

environment complety sucks and just plain boring. you cant even enter any buildings. no shopping malls, no casinos. 

after beating the game. the whole world feels dead, there is just nothing to do. besides killing people and getting killed few minutes later by cops. 

 

i think the best game in the world is probably skyrim and will always be. because it has this dynamic feel in it. its addictive there is stuff to do always. crafting armour. reading books and then fightings mythical warriors. exploring dungeons.stealing. mages,warriors, assasins its just a fun game too me. GAYTA 5 SUCKI

I have a theory that halfway through the development of single player Microsoft entered a deal with Rockstar to make an "amazing" multiplayer so that they could make a ton of money on Xbox Live. Thus, the single player aspect of the game turned into a slapdash job, whilst a ton of detail went into the development of multiplayer. I mean, why else did they spend like 5 days releasing information exclusively about the boring multiplayer aspect of the game? I think they just want to make some extra money.

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