Oh lawd, this thread has me in hysterics reading it objectively. Imagine if we were in the real world doing this:
"GUYS, THE SATELLITES. THEYRE POINTING AT THE MOUNTAIN. WE NEED TO TUNNEL UNDER THE MOUNTAIN TO GET TO THE EGG"
I would imagine it plays out more like the episode of the Twilight Zone "Monsters are due on Maple Street" or "The Gift" and we either all end up going nuts while an outside presence monitors our stupidity, or we end up killing the one person who had the answer with a pitchfork mob.