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#121

Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:25 AM

"Go hang wit your auntie while the men do work" .... Lamar 

 

That line got a good laugh from me. Also his reaction to not getting Employee of the month was hilarious. I swear he reminds me of Mike Epps with some of his mannerisms. Also the guy with his air guitar moment at the Lifeinvader HQ. 


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:31 AM

the whole convo with Trevor and Lamar is hilarious! "Where you hiding youre pu$$y at" OMG FUNNY SH!T MAN


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:31 AM

Trevor reacting to Tao Cheng dancing around "high as sh*t" .

 

 

"What the f*ck is wrong with him?"


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 10:51 PM

I like when on one of the first missions where u chase one of the Ballas in a van and you use Frank's special slow mo ability, you hear Lamar say one of these lines:
"HAAAAA!! Ol concentrating ass nigga! You should see your face when you do that sh*t, it's like teaching Chop how to read."

Or

"Heh heh, you get all 'sex faced' when you do that sh*t, it's hilarious!"


Lol actually anything that comes outta Lamar's mouth is funny as f*ck! He's like de-de (Mike Epps) from Friday. Best npc in GTA!

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#125

Posted 25 September 2013 - 11:43 PM

The last dr freidlander mission, where he just goes "michael I'm in love with you" I nearly died.

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#126

Posted 25 September 2013 - 11:54 PM Edited by TenEightyOne, 25 September 2013 - 11:54 PM.

For me the funniest line was one word from Trevor;

 

Spoiler


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#127

Posted 26 September 2013 - 12:22 AM Edited by mufc786, 26 September 2013 - 12:23 AM.

not a one liner but it's a side mission when you're Michael.

Spoiler
...

 

Spoiler

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 01:22 AM

On the mission where 

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and franklin says when he spots him, "this motherf*cker runs like a homie". And when Lamar sings out "nigguuuuhhh", sounds exactly how Smokey from Friday says it to the pastor when he asks them for pot lol http://www.youtube.c...h?v=rlcXupagedQ


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 03:26 AM

i was just out doing some hunting missions and accidentally texted the picture of a dead deer to blimp. i got a "dude seriously?" reply back :lol:

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 03:34 AM

I keep hearing some pedestrian yell "f*ck me in the ass!" at everything.

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 03:39 AM

Lamar: Niggaaaa

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 03:43 AM

Michael: I'm less likely to slit your throat while you're asleep

 

Franklin: That ain't the way he tells it.

 

Michael: Ok I'm less likely to stab you in the face and do funny things to your corpse.

 

Franlin: That sounds about right.

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 06:36 PM Edited by hallkjell, 30 September 2013 - 06:39 AM.

Franklin dropping Lamar off at the recreational center

 

Lamar says something like "I can take care of my muthafukin sizzaay (myself)" and Franklin replies "no you muthafukin cizzaaain (can't)". I lold


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#134

Posted 28 September 2013 - 06:59 PM

"Yo! What's up my N-Word?"
*Climbs up the fence and falls*

-Trevor to Franklin.
I almost fell from my chair LOL.
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Posted 28 September 2013 - 07:56 PM

he said "bitch sitting, cheap asshole" idk where people got that "big city chief" garbage from.... but that part where lamar was bumming for some money and franklin gave him 50 dollars....

 

Franklin calls Lamar 'Big Sitting Chief Asshole' in reference to his Apache blood.


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#136

Posted 28 September 2013 - 07:57 PM

Lamar talking to Franklin in the first mission when going home ;) I would quote it all but... I'm sure we all remember that one


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#137

Posted 10 October 2013 - 02:18 PM

when Trevor is trying to explain to Michael what happened during his meeting with Martin:

 

"he kinda got a little angry, so i admit, I kinda got a little angry"

 

 


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 02:55 PM

When Michael and his family visit his therapist and him and Amanda start arguing and she's like "What the f*ck do you want me to do" and just turns to her, stands up and says "SUCK MY DICK!"

Boom!

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Posted 10 October 2013 - 02:58 PM

"Nice new fake tits by the way!" - Trevor


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 04:05 PM

When Michael explains to Trevor why he's the proto-hipster. That killed me. 

 

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Not a one liner as such, but I switch to Trevor yesterday and he was on a Faggio, trailing some random ped on a Faggio, repeatedly calling him his 'scooter brother', and telling this poor guy how they were going to go on a scooter brother road trip. Amazing. 

You know that's a little easter egg Rockstar snuck in, right? It's a reference from that IV video that got really popular on Youtube, just search "Scooter Brother" and you'll find it.


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 05:26 PM

During the mission Threes Company

 

Steve Haines: Steve Haines amigo, but you probably knew that already.

Michael: Sorry, your name tag must have fallen off.

Steve Haines: I gotta remember to write that down, and shoot you in your head you annoying dick. They should put it on my show, have you seen my show?

Michael: You mean how to dress like a salesman on a cheap golf weekend at a third rate country club? :lol:


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:04 PM

Lamar says "ni**er" then Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" Lamar Replies with "Niger" Franklin replied with "ni**er" 

 

And that was pretty much any dialogue between those two. 

 

 

People like you disgust me, f*cking stereotype! 


 


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:41 PM

A stranger mission that Trevor does for the estate agent when he goes to burn down a house

"The things i do for bouncy bouncy"

That line had me in stitches.

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#144

Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:48 PM

Spoiler
IS A HIPSTER! 

 

anything lamar says.

 

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Posted 10 October 2013 - 09:57 PM

he said "bitch sitting, cheap asshole" idk where people got that "big city chief" garbage from.... but that part where lamar was bumming for some money and franklin gave him 50 dollars....

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It's in the subtitles. 


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Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:08 PM Edited by Chris223, 10 October 2013 - 10:11 PM.

when I just randomly killed someone as Franklin and just goes in like the happiest possible tone "YEA... take that... NIGGA" lol.

 

And I can't remember what mission it was but Tracey was watching TV in my safehouse and michael goes "Get out" and she started bitching and he just yells at her "TOUGH f*ckIN' TITS, GET OUT!"


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#147

Posted 10 October 2013 - 10:30 PM

Trevor:  "I'll eat your sweet meats!"  


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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:13 PM

Cant believe no ones mentioned trevors convo with jonny, "would you rather I f*cked uou cowboy"

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:27 PM

Cant believe no ones mentioned trevors convo with jonny, "would you rather I f*cked uou cowboy"

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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:42 PM Edited by 2281, 03 November 2013 - 05:42 PM.

(During 'By The Book')

 

Dave: You see anyone down there who might be an Azerbaijani?

Michael: f*ck do I know? You might be an Azerbaijina (read: "ass or vagina") for all I know.

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