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Causton97
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#91

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:29 PM

For me, it has to be the Hipster conversation. Oh and this one time when I switched to Trevor and he's driving behind these cyclists. His lines are quality!


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#92

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:30 PM

trevor and the zombie was funny as f*ck too


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#93

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:32 PM

'knock knock, nigguuuuuh'

 

or when trevor is chasing the train when he goes all like choooo choooo :D


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#94

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:36 PM

Not a one liner but basically the first mission of Trevor's when he's talking to the piece of brain on the bottom of his boot lol

 

Crazy motherf*cker.


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#95

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:43 PM

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Then again I laugh at most things lamar says.


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#96

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:50 PM

"Lubricate your eyehole because I'm going to f*ck your tiny mind, Wade"


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#97

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:05 PM

SPOILERS:

 

 

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#98

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:19 PM

No one liner, but when Michael drove with Trevor to a mission he was analyzing him, and the clue to Trevors haircut, clothes and behavior:

Michael: "you're a hipster!"

Trevor: "i am no f*cking hipster!"

Michael: "sure, every hipster says he is no hipster!"

 

(not exactly what they said, but it was so funny^^)

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#99

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:24 PM

"I love this country! God save the queen!"

Haha, the foreign guy who captures illegal immigrants. Little British joke there
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#100

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:51 PM

That foreign border patrol guy is hillarious

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#101

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:55 PM

E
Not rally a one liner but, from about 1:04 onwards...

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[SPOILERS]

The song on the radio fits PERFECTLY with this scene !!

I laughed the entire time when playing this mission lol

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#102

Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:56 PM

*Trevor after running over an animal.*

 

"Ten points!"

 

"Mmmm, that sounds like coyote guts" or something to that effect is another one. 


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#103

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:06 AM

When tevor meets with lamar and franklin for the coke deal.

Franklin: "so when you gonna tell me about this thing?"

Trevor: "Thing? What thing? I f*cking love things!"

Also when trevor is making fun of the asain guys and is doing the stereotypical chinese accent. That sh*t had me rolling.

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#104

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:07 AM

Using Trevor, when hanging out with lamar. Trevor called lamar "homie" when talking to him , then lamar said something like "dont call me homie, until we are homies" lol. Trevor and Lamar are two of the funniest characters imo

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#105

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:29 AM

"But I do get concerned about the monsters..."

 

I f*cking lol'd. Michael's face is priceless :)

 

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#106

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:36 AM Edited by miker00lz, 25 September 2013 - 12:41 AM.

There are some funny one-liners in this game, but I think there were better ones in IV. For example:

 

 

"I was juggling them like melons just the other day, bro!" -Brucie

(watch video for context, lol)


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#107

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:41 AM

The conversation between Trevor and Mary Ann. Or Trevor and his mother. Oh god..


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#108

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:44 AM Edited by miker00lz, 25 September 2013 - 12:44 AM.

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Michael said "Yes, I hear Stockholm syndrome is lovely this time of year." That cracked me up.

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#109

Posted 25 September 2013 - 12:45 AM

the funniest part was when Trevor

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:02 AM Edited by CaptainChronicV, 25 September 2013 - 01:46 AM.

A bit that made me laugh was during the family therapy session with Michael and Amanda arguing.

Amanda "I should have had you locked up years ago , you stupid sh*t ", Michael "do it I'll put you in the fuсking ground with the rest of em "

It just made me laugh because I just wasn't expecting it, Michael looked to me like Amanda's bitch at the start of the game but now really I'm starting to like him

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:12 AM

when denise "the tow truck crackhead lady" calls franklin and says,"whats crackin?"..and franklin replies "hopefully not yo ass." lmao!

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#112

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:29 AM

I like the one in the mission where

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I found that part hilarious, what makes it funny is that Trevor isn't usually so subtle with sarcasm.

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#113

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:31 AM

the funniest part was when Trevor

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I found the line he said before it happened to be the funniest, along the lines of "You two.... Are not being very friendly!"

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#114

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:33 AM

Trevor "The politically correct term is 'rural American"

 

In reference the hillbilly's


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#115

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:34 AM

"Gangsta sh*t!"


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#116

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:35 AM

i crashed into some random person's car and he yelled out "Screw this! I'm moving to Vice City" 


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#117

Posted 25 September 2013 - 01:36 AM Edited by IntoGloryRide, 25 September 2013 - 01:41 AM.

There are some funny one-liners in this game, but I think there were better ones in IV. For example:
 

 
"I was juggling them like melons just the other day, bro!" -Brucie
(watch video for context, lol)

IV has some great one-liners from the main characters but I found some of the most hilarious came from the peds...."Cheesy vaginas!!" I have yet to hear a lot of ped dialogue from V that really makes me laugh.


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#118

Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:03 AM

In the mission 

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one of the objectives to get 100% is named 

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i thought that was pretty cool :)


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#119

Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:16 AM

he said "bitch sitting, cheap asshole" idk where people got that "big city chief" garbage from.... but that part where lamar was bumming for some money and franklin gave him 50 dollars....


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#120

Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:23 AM

he said "bitch sitting, cheap asshole" idk where people got that "big city chief" garbage from.... but that part where lamar was bumming for some money and franklin gave him 50 dollars....

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