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#61

Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

Walking past randon ped "FYI I have a rape whistle"

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

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And that was pretty much any dialogue between those two. 

you had me scrolling like crazy,"nigga"

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#63

Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:56 PM

'You're a hipster!'


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#64

Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:58 PM

"Lester the Molester"

 

-Trevor

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#65

Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:02 PM

If I get bored during the drive you can jerk me off. I'm joking!!!...you can suck me off.

No need to point out who said that haha

 

That. I lol'd when he said that. And when he punches Wade in the face.


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#66

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:31 PM

"Lester the Molester"

 

-Trevor

 

OH YEAH!!! How could I forget that one! Brilliant! 


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#67

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:33 PM

Spoiler, scene from the game but my favorite dialogue.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=8n0nKuiDHvw


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:35 PM

Spoiler, scene from the game but my favorite dialogue.

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=8n0nKuiDHvw

 

Love the way he says the very last word... sort of sings it. Brilliant. 


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#69

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

Lamar's Employee Of The Month dialogue had me lol'ing. Same with the way he's all "niggaaaaa" when he walks off.

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#70

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

Something Lamar said.

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#71

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:40 PM

Lol Trevor is my favorite playable character, but Lamar is easily my favorite NPC in this game.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:43 PM

Lamar's Employee Of The Month dialogue had me lol'ing.

 

lol, oh sh*t I forgot about that.  That was awesome.  "I don't care what it is, I wanna to win it."


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:45 PM

Troughout the whole story I was waiting for Michael to quote Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon and say "I'm to old for this sh*t" and it cracked me up in the end when 

Spoiler


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#74

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

*Trevor after running over an animal.*

 

"Ten points!"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:51 PM

Chop: "Woof!"


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#76

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:52 PM

*Trevor calls Lamar*

 

"So... uh.... what are you?.. uh Nigga wanna hang out?"

 

Lamar: Who the fu- oh yeah you that crazy white nigga


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#77

Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:52 PM

Anything Lamar says makes me laugh.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:53 PM Edited by SpidersWeb, 24 September 2013 - 09:53 PM.

Gf was watching me play, and I was boringly heading on the motorway, so I swerved off road at speed.

 

Accidently hit an Elk.

Trevor yells "GET OFF THE ROAD"

 

Made me and my partner crack up. Really simple line, but the timing was perfect.

I laughed at "ten points" last night too.

 

Also when Trevor says

 

Spoiler


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:55 PM

When Trevor and Wade get out of Trevor's trailer and plan to go Los Santos.

 

 

Trevor: You can jerk me off on the way.

 

*5 seconds silence*
 

Trevor: I'm joking!

 

......

 

Trevor: You can suck me off!

 

 

:D :D

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:56 PM

I switched to Trevor and he's going down the freeway on a scooter and there is another guy on a scooter and Trevor is like: " hey scooter buddy! Wait up Scooter buddy!"

He just keeps going on about being scooter buddies.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:59 PM

Michael: f*ck YOU

Trevor: You know, I'm beginning to think thats exactly what you want to do

 

Brilliant!


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:01 PM

I switched to Trevor and he's going down the freeway on a scooter and there is another guy on a scooter and Trevor is like: " hey scooter buddy! Wait up Scooter buddy!"

He just keeps going on about being scooter buddies.

Isn't that a reference to something?  LOL!

 

I especially like some of the stuff Trevor says to people.  I like flipping people off while in a vehicle.

 

"You look like a fat woman!"

 

I especially like doing this to the Ballas on Grove Street.

"Is this circle jerking stuff as fun as it looks?"

"I'm in a gang!  Ugh!  I'm so tough!"

"You only act tough in your little gang!"


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#83

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:01 PM

Trevor: "Lester the Molestor!"


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#84

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:04 PM

When Lamar says nigga in this weird like harmonising type voice. When Trevor is chasing the lost and he's like "Vroom vroom im a biker arrgh"


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#85

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:05 PM

"No baths!"

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:05 PM

When Trevor is on the phone to the Chinese guy and he start talking in a weird chines accent 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:07 PM

"As opposed to what you do; Smoke meth, eat campers and molest sailors!"

"Ah-ah-ah! It's not molesting if they're lonely - it's PATRIOTISM!"

"You're not even American!"

"I am! f*ck you!"


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#88

Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:11 PM

"dont hate me cause im beautiful, nigga maybe if you got some fresh clothes and a haircut you'd get some bitches on ya dick. lol or something similiar 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:16 PM

trevor looked a fat girl and said hey porkchop

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:20 PM Edited by Alaannnn, 24 September 2013 - 10:36 PM.

"I'm going to meditate now. Or masturbate. Or both."





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