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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:13 PM

'It's sort of like the perfect porno, or turd. I can't describe it, but when I see it, I'll know it!'


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:17 PM

Not really a one liner but, from about 1:04 onwards...

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[SPOILERS]

The song on the radio fits PERFECTLY with this scene !!


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:20 PM

The entire conversation with Trevor and a random female hitchhiker while driving back to Vinewood is priceless.  

 

Too bad he had to beat down her boyfriend and then her afterwords.  :(


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:25 PM

Trevor: "So am I part of the family now?" 

Lamar: "Uh.. nah. You just a crazy ass old man." 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:27 PM

"Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:27 PM Edited by AllenKS, 24 September 2013 - 04:28 PM.

 

Not really a one liner but, from about 1:04 onwards...

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[SPOILERS]

The song on the radio fits PERFECTLY with this scene !!

 

 

That's because it's scripted to play during that scene.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:28 PM

This isn't really a one liner, but my favorite part was when Trevor met Franklin at his old house. As Franklin arrives, his aunt and 2 of her friends come out of the house to go on a "power walk" and they're chanting, "we are women, we are strong!" Or something along those lines.

Franklin always just ignores him, because his character is too respectful to insult women, let alone his aunt. But as they reach the sidewalk Trevor walks up to the house and screams "SHUT UP!" And puts the women in their place.

Then he goes to jump over a little garden fence in Franklins yard and falls. As Franklin laughs, Trevor freaks out and you get the impression he was about to kill Franklin if he didn't apologize.

It's definitely more funny than I described. You just have to see it.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:31 PM

"Kifflom"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:41 PM

"stockholm syndrome is nice this time of year" haha


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:42 PM

I like the one in the mission where

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:45 PM

Trevor pulling down his pants in front of floyd and wade."This, my friend, he may not look like much but he gets the job done".

 

Michael: "I may be an asshole but I have my limits, stew... human stew, that's where I draw the line.

 

Kifflom!


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:55 PM

This one happened when I had Franklin driving, while hanging out with Trevor.

So I slam into a wall and Trever says 'Sliiiiight miscalculation':

Had me dying.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

"Mr. Raspberry you've been a naughty bear" I was like what the hell? when I saw the Condition of that bear and he said that.

Did you know you can see the bear on his car hood later in the game after a certain point


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:25 PM Edited by OhHeyBro, 24 September 2013 - 05:25 PM.

"No one creeps up on the J-dog my niggas!"

 

Or pretty much anything else Jimmy says when he's gaming.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:29 PM

If I get bored during the drive you can jerk me off. I'm joking!!!...you can suck me off.

No need to point out who said that haha

"Can we get Ice Cream" after that made me laugh.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:32 PM

I like the one in the mission where

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Lol yeah... Trevor is just dripping with sarcasm on that one. Brilliant. 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:39 PM

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And that was pretty much any dialogue between those two. 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:44 PM

.....baby dick.....


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#49

Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:46 PM

pysolic, the funniest bit before that was when 

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and Trevor shows up and 
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That cracked me up! 


^ this :D

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:47 PM

Can't remember the exact line, but when Lamar was talking about his 'Apache blood' and something like "I'd take a tomahawk and scalp their motherf*ckin ass". I was in stitches. And Trevor has so many golden one-liners I've lost count. The dialogue in this game is great, one of my favorite aspects of GTA games.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:51 PM Edited by hithere5, 24 September 2013 - 05:51 PM.

"Suck my d*ck, Steve f*cking Haines!"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:54 PM

That whole scene with Trevor showing up in the hood is hilarious. After that mission I drove around the hood as Trevor blasting hip hop. It seems like something he would do.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:56 PM

During the Lamar Down mission where Trevor screams "CHAMBERLAIN GANG FAMILIES FOR LIFE!!!" How is Trevor not a member of the Families after all the work he's put in? 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:56 PM

"That's mothaf*ckin' dry wall".

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:58 PM

the end if the first franklin mission when lamar says "NIGGUUUUUUUHHH....." and the beginning of the second franklin mission when lamar says "BIG DOG, BIG NUTS!!"


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#56

Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:02 PM

Trevor: "Lester the molester"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:04 PM Edited by joshua969, 24 September 2013 - 06:09 PM.

That whole scene with Trevor showing up in the hood is hilarious. After that mission I drove around the hood as Trevor blasting hip hop. It seems like something he would do.

Lamar:  It's just a little thing, you know

Trevor:  What [email protected] thing ?  I love things.  I'm the king of things !

 

Maybe not the exact quote, but all the conversations in that Hood Safari mission were great !


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:09 PM

"Hey nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful nigga."

Hey, I'll let something flow through your ass"

"Hey, you okay back there, dye pack?"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:19 PM

Trevor at the lost compound talking to his shoe about johnny

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#60

Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:22 PM

You can't repo the assets of a dead man big sittin chief asshole
Any thing trevor says




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