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ChickenStu
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#1

Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:48 PM Edited by ChickenStu, 24 September 2013 - 02:49 PM.

This game was full of great zingers. I think my favourite was in the last mission for Solomon when that 

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and he turns to her and says
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I had a good laugh at that one! It was just the way he delivered it! 

 

Yours? 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:52 PM Edited by pysolic, 24 September 2013 - 02:52 PM.

Haha yeah that was great.

 

My favourite is the part before the

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:53 PM

Haha yeah that was great.

 

My favourite is the part before the

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Oh yeah! All that stuff was funny! There was another one where Trevor's going on about how attractive he finds her and Michael is just like "...the f*ck?!"

 

Very good. 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:54 PM

"If you find dead bodies or hookers or Trevor Phillips we are moving to Richman Hotel"

 

-Amanda

 

" I eat hipsters for fun"

 

-Trevor

 

"..."

 

-Claude Speed

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:56 PM

"If you find dead bodies or hookers or Trevor Phillips we are moving to Richman Hotel"

 

-Amanda

 

" I eat hipsters for fun"

 

-Trevor

 

"..."

 

-Claude Speed

 

That whole Hipster conversation was hilarious. 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:56 PM

"If there was a rape button I'd totally be pressing it right now. Unless you're a fa**ot and you like that sort of sh*t, then I'd just rape your mom instead."

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:58 PM

If I get bored during the drive you can jerk me off. I'm joking!!!...you can suck me off.

No need to point out who said that haha
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:59 PM

If you pick the C ending of the game

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:59 PM Edited by davegrimes96, 24 September 2013 - 03:03 PM.

when Lamar says

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and when Lamar and Stretch say 
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 02:59 PM

What did you guys think about the mission after the game where 

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I found it really depressing and felt really bad for the guy even if he is a nutter.

 

My other favourite one liner is when

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:02 PM

pysolic, the funniest bit before that was when 

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and Trevor shows up and 
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That cracked me up! 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:03 PM

The hipster conversation is great.

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My favorite line though is when Trevor is talking to Michael about Madrazo and he says something like, "guy has to have a lot of money to have a wife like that."

Then Michael says, "the f*ck!?"

His delivery is perfect.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:03 PM

Oh yeah, if you hit the interaction button near Tracey, she'll never respond, which makes the way Michael says "I love ya Trace" even funnier somehow.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:04 PM

pysolic, the funniest bit before that was when 

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and Trevor shows up and 
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That cracked me up! 

 

Hah! can't believe I forgot about that, I really hope if they do SP DLC we can have more of Trevor


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:05 PM

f*ck this game it's for old people or something along those lines. I heard Franklin say it when I wasn't doing so good at golf I suck at it in the real world and in game :/


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:05 PM

The hipster conversation is great.

Spoilers of course:




My favorite line though is when Trevor is talking to Michael about Madrazo and he says something like, "guy has to have a lot of money to have a wife like that."

Then Michael says, "the f*ck!?"

His delivery is perfect.

 

 

LMAO!!! That's the one! I tried to allude to it earlier but couldn't remember the ins and outs of it. Brilliant! 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:06 PM

Speaking of Franklin, one of his lines when he falls "Ah, man somethin don't feel to good".. Like.. Nigga?

 

Could it be because you just ragdoll dived into traffic and headbutt an SUV?


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:13 PM

"I need to meditate...or masturbate...or both."

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:16 PM

"Green light! Green Light! F*ck you!"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:19 PM

"Mr. Raspberry you've been a naughty bear" I was like what the hell? when I saw the Condition of that bear and he said that.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:21 PM

Lol, I just switched to Trevor playing the game right now, and he was talking to some chick "You suck cock, but you don't eat meat.. It don't make sense to me!" and she walked away offended.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:28 PM

The part where Michal calls Trevor a "proto-hipster..."

My god, during that conversation I just sat there like "are they really doing this?..."

 

Or at the very beginning, after Trevor kills Johnny and proceeds by consulting his boot when he stands up to the Lost.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:36 PM

Every conversation that Lamar and Franklin have

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:56 PM

Trevor getting pissed off at the Doobie Brothers playing on the car radio and changing the station to thrash metal. Cant remember exactly what he said but I laughed pretty hard. Who doesn't like the Doobie Brothers?

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:59 PM

" Yee Yee ass haircut "


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:01 PM Edited by Fuzzknuckles, 24 September 2013 - 04:02 PM.

When Michael explains to Trevor why he's the proto-hipster. That killed me. 

 

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Not a one liner as such, but I switch to Trevor yesterday and he was on a Faggio, trailing some random ped on a Faggio, repeatedly calling him his 'scooter brother', and telling this poor guy how they were going to go on a scooter brother road trip. Amazing. 

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:04 PM

When Michael meets Fabian, Fabian says 'Namaste...' then Michaels says,

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:05 PM

I switched over to trevor and he was spooning Floyd. Floyd was wearing Debra's pajamas, sobbing, saying "Im sorry Debra".  Trevor says "Next time.. you are going to spoon me.."


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:06 PM Edited by theldog, 24 September 2013 - 04:07 PM.

Not really a one liner but, from about 1:04 onwards...

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:06 PM Edited by alex3, 24 September 2013 - 04:07 PM.

During Trevor's arms trafficking air mission:

Oscar: ''Allright I have some good news and some really bad news''

Trevor: ''ah, how bad can it be? ''

Oscar
: ''The lost have taken over you hangar.. bla bla''

Trevor: ''WHAT!!? I WILL f*ckING DESTROY THEM!!''

 





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