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#61

Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:21 AM

I aim to run over every mountain lion I see. So, when I was collecting those pages/notes, I was up on Mount Chiliad on a BMX. Saw a mountain lion, hit it with my bike and Trevor was like "Not so tough now, are you?!" Haha.


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:25 AM

"NIGGA"

 

-Lamar


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 05:20 AM

My favorites came from one mission.

 

Steve Haines - Agent Sanchez, arrest these men.

Micheal - Whoa Whoa, You f*cking kiddin me? Arrest me for what?

Steve Haines - For multiple counts of every f*cking crime under the f*cking sun!

 

And then.

 

*IAA Agents show up*

IAA Agent - Put the weapons down boys, fun time is over. We got you.

*FIB Tactical Team shows up*

FIB member - Put your weapons down! All of you!

Agent Haines - Who the f*ck are you with!

Agent Sanchez - With me!

*More bickering between them*

*Helicopter gunship hovers in*

Gunship - Put the guns down, gentlemen.

-Who the f*ck are they?!

-f*cking Merryweather!


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 05:32 AM

doing a tow truck mission with Tonya and swinging the car around corners she goes 

 

"Quit swinging it around, it ain'y yo dick"

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:16 PM

"I'm one loud, crazy, brash, greedy, shoot a nigga in the back type muthaf*cka, and you love me for it!"

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#66

Posted 27 September 2013 - 03:48 AM

I was playing tennis as Trevor against Michael and I faulted. Trevor yells "You laugh and I'll hump your leg!"

 

Died laughing.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:06 AM Edited by ZDUPH, 27 September 2013 - 04:07 AM.

Trevor mocking dispatch in the mission where you work at the docks with Floyd and Wade.

Guy at gate: "Alright guys report to dispatch"

Trevor: *Grumpy old man voice* "Guys report to dispatch bububuh"


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:12 AM

When you decide not to kill Michael or Trevor and you finish off The Third Way mission. The agent gave you three choices. After you slaughter the FIB...

 

..."I picked C, homie." - Franklin


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:01 AM

Walked in Jimmy's room as Michael and he's smoking a bong.

Blows out the smoke with a little cough and says "That's some good sh*t"


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 08:47 PM Edited by Get_Head_Ed, 30 September 2013 - 12:21 PM.

Random encounter with Trevor.

 

Drunk guy sings:

"Is there a place in the wolrd that I'd rather be

Than drunk as a skunk at the Alamo Sea?
I said to my wife, 'Bitch, I'm going out for a snack'
That was ten years ago and I ain't been back.
Oh, show me the way to Sandy Shores
I've spent all my money on meth and on whooooooooooooores..."
 

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 10:52 PM Edited by Foreverpast, 27 September 2013 - 10:52 PM.

Another funny thing I've heard was when I decided to sneak into the prison.

I heard someone over the speaker system say:

 

"Please leave all intimate assaults for the shower room!"


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 11:38 PM

 

"GTA V: 10/10 Stars"

Right you are sir :colgate:

 

Playd the game now for 60h and only at 24% Love it...!! 10 stars easy..!! :cool:

 

60H and only 24%. what the hell are you doing?!!.. im on 44hr and have completed 85%


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#73

Posted 27 September 2013 - 11:40 PM

"yeaa gonna get my boy sucked from a toothless meth head"


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#74

Posted 28 September 2013 - 06:10 AM

I switched to Trevor and he was yelling at a street musician "I don't want your tips, I want you to shut the f*ck up!" while smashing him in the head with his own guitar.


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 06:19 AM

When Trevor first walks into Floyds?(Wade's Cousin) apartment for the first time:

 

" something something something...NOW get off the f*cking floor and get me a f*cking drink!!!!!!!!!"

 

I LOL'd for like an hour after that.


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 07:00 AM

When Trevor chases the train to get on top he goes "chugga chugga chugga chugga" that had me dying.. Had to pause the game to laugh, lol.


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 08:19 AM

Lamar (to Franklin): "I just came to holla at you about that thing.."

Trevor: "What f*ckin' thing? I love things. I'm the king of things!"
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Posted 28 September 2013 - 08:27 AM

I haven't followed the thread but yesterday a pedestrian answered his phone and said "WHAT? No f*cking way he is gay!" "What he grabbed your dick? Maybe he was just drunk or something.". I don't remember the exact wording, but it was pretty much like that.


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#79

Posted 28 September 2013 - 09:13 AM

The Chakra Attack radio talk show.


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 09:58 AM

The Dragons flying upside down reference on the radio advert made me chuckle.

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 10:17 AM

I hit someone's car and the driver (in a thick asian accent) goes "AWH YOU HIT-A MAH CAWH!"


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 03:49 AM

I went to Trevor's trailer to change his clothes (anyone else find his clothes constantly changing? Annoying). Anyway, Ron was puttering around on his deck.

 

Trevor: I cannot believe we are friends.

Ron: I'm sorry, Trevor.

 

LMFAO


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 03:58 PM Edited by slydog, 29 September 2013 - 03:58 PM.

I went to Michael's house as Franklin and smashed his daughter's car into the garage. Get a text from him "That's Tracy car!". Walk around see Tracy "Why would anyone visit my dad?" See Jimmy "Its the F-Dog" Then I shoot up the house and get a call from Michael "Stop shooting up my damn house!". So random.

 

Trevor: Scooter brother! Scooter brother! S-c-o-o-t-er bruhther! Wait up my scooter brother! We are scooter brother's in arms!


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#84

Posted 29 September 2013 - 04:43 PM

Jock Cranley on Blain County radio: "There's nothing more important than cheap gasoline. I talk to people who can't afford a car an just enjoy huffing the stuff - and even they tell me how important it is!"


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#85

Posted 29 September 2013 - 04:46 PM

The Ammunation guy hands down, his laugh after he says "Do you need a receipt? For tax purposes? Haha!" gets me every time lol





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