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#31

Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:48 AM

anything by Trevor, i forgot almost all of them but almost everytime he talks, it made me laugh lol

 

the most i remember is "how can you not see me ?" - Trevor, crashing into another car


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 09:54 AM

"Trevor - you're a hipster" - Michael.

That is the funniest conversation ever!


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 10:59 AM Edited by Reofurnathalos, 23 September 2013 - 11:00 AM.

idk what radio station it was at, but it went something like this

 

"Enjoy life! Stop trying to be cool! Being cool is looking at a distance and looking like you're constipated!"

 

I believe this is what GTA V meant by that:

clint_eastwood1.jpg

 

 

brb alpha as fuk

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 11:10 AM

Michael "Let's stop, have a beer and talk this through!"

 

Trevor: "NO f*ck YOU! f*ck YOU f*ck YOU f*ck YOU f*ck. YOU!!!!!!!!!!! f*ck EVERYTHING YOU OWN! f*ck YOU!" 

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 01:18 PM

"Lick my pussy then" - Random female ped on beach


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:42 AM

One of the first cutscenes:
Lamar to Franklin: "Nigghaaa"

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:47 AM

pretty much anything that comes out of Wade's mouth has me on the floor laughing.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:47 AM

 

:^:  Memes...

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 03:53 AM

Trevor to a guy locked in the trunk of a car- I'm just the guy driving you from point A to point B... point A being the trunk of this car.. point B being a gruesome death of my choosing

Or something like that, it was funny as hell there's a lot more to.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:57 AM

"Kifflom"


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:05 AM

''Bwawawawawawa''

- Trevor

''Damn, he runs like a homie''

- Franklin in a mission nobody shall ever talk about.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 09:09 AM

Franklin calling Lamar an '80s action movie body count killing motherf*cker'
and for some reason Trevor saying 'err.. I need to get my eyes checked' when he hits a random pedestrian always makes me chuckle.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:24 AM

lesta tha molesta


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:46 PM

When Trevor was chasing the plane on the motorcycle and drove past his trailer in Sandy Shores and he yells out "How's Business Ron!?!"  I laughed out loud.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 05:52 PM

2 made me lol:

Changed to Trevor: he was drivin on the highway on a scooter. It was bright red with zebra-print seat. He was driving after another guy on a scooter and yelling at him:
-HEY! We're brothers!!!
-SCOOOOOTER BROTHERS!!!
-and we will share an adventure!!!.... of SCOOOOOTERS!!!!!

The other story:
Changed to Trevor when he was sleeping in the Vespucci condo. He was spooning the guys cousin and made him wear his girlfriends pajamas in bed. Trevor gets up and slaps his ass, and the cousin is crying softly saying:
-Mr. Ras-berry Jam... WHY?!?!? (starts sobbing loudly)
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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:35 PM

Scooter brothers is a 4pp reference.

 

As for my favorite, it has to be...

 

Franklin's Aunt&friends: We are women we are free! We are women hear our shout we are women-

 

Trevor interrupts "SHUT THE f*ck UP!"

 

Franklin's aunt and friends: ...

 

Trevor: Thank you!


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:40 PM Edited by Destiel, 24 September 2013 - 06:41 PM.

This happened today whilst Trevor and Michael were drunk. Trevor said "f*ck you" to Michael to which he responds "you wish."  Trevor then pauses and he drags this out "nooooooooo f*ck you"  xD it was hilarious the way Trevor said it. 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:42 PM

The conversation that Michael and Trevor

Spoiler

 

Michael- Calm down Trevor, come back, we'll talk it over and have some pizza

 

Trevor- f*ck you! And everything your pizza stands for

 

*something like that can't really remember XD lol, gotta replay the story again*


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

Trevor, while leaning over two people's faces at the beach: "I just want you to touch me, that's not creepy."


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:48 PM

Michael saying Let's go f*ckbag while fighting made me laugh so hard I got light headed.

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:11 PM Edited by carlwinslo84, 25 September 2013 - 06:12 PM.

My signature is my fave J.B Smoove on the Chakra Attack. Also if you watch Jimmy as he plays Righteous Slaughter he picks up a weapon called the "sh*t stick 3000" and a voice in the game says "Use of the sh*t stick has been authorized!" lol


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 06:20 PM

My favorite, so far, is one that Trevor spews out when you flick someone off. "Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet?"


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 12:19 AM

Trevor, playing tennis and about to serve: "You might wanna protect your genitals."

 

Trevor during a cop chase: "STOP ANNOYING ME!"


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 12:36 AM

The old British couple saying "Did you see that lorry?" and Trevor replying "What the hell is a lorry?" in a british accent.


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 12:42 AM

my favorite line, is when Wade and Trevor go to Los Santos and Trevos sees wade and wade jumps off the porch hoping Trevor wont see him then Trevors like "Your not even hidden!" Wade says something then Trevors like "Come up Im not gonna hit you" and he hits him lmfao. that part had me rolling


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:01 AM

"My whole life has been full of sh*ts and fans." - Michael

 

I forget who he was talking to. I think it was Dr. Friedlander (however you spell it) and he said life is about sh*t hitting the fan, or something like that. I'm pretty sure it was on the last mission (or side mission I suppose) for Friedlander.


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:12 AM

"My whole life has been full of sh*ts and fans." - Michael

 

I forget who he was talking to. I think it was Dr. Friedlander (however you spell it) and he said life is about sh*t hitting the fan, or something like that. I'm pretty sure it was on the last mission (or side mission I suppose) for Friedlander.

 

Spoiler


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:16 AM

 

"My whole life has been full of sh*ts and fans." - Michael

 

I forget who he was talking to. I think it was Dr. Friedlander (however you spell it) and he said life is about sh*t hitting the fan, or something like that. I'm pretty sure it was on the last mission (or side mission I suppose) for Friedlander.

 

Spoiler

 

Could be, I'm not 100% sure. I finished the story a day or 2 ago and have been working on getting 100% completion.


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:17 AM

I heard this on the radio. "The bill too pass medical cocaine is in congress"


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:18 AM Edited by GrimWatson69, 26 September 2013 - 02:21 AM.

Lamar & Trevor - Pack Man Mission

 

Trevor : Micheal is a f*ckin liar...

 

Lamar : Homie you sound like some bitch he aint called like, "Ooohh he lied to me"

 

XD XD XD XD





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