Alrighty, I've spent a lot of time annoying people who don't really matter on this website and making a huge ass of myself. I think I deserve some sort of f*cking recognition for posting such useless and incoherent things. If all of you could mail me hand lotion and tissues I'd greatly appreciate it.
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My 1000th post you twat.
----How to send me what I desire----
Pour salt in a star shape in your room then light candles in each corner of your room. Chant the magic words "Baba booey" and place the tissues/hand lotion in the center of the star. The contents will then disappear and a tomato will be sitting on your bed. That is my way of thanking you.
If you can't send me tissues or hand lotion because you are too lazy, please post a picture of either/both things. That'd also tickle my fancy.