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#61

Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:52 PM

"f*ck me in the ass!" XDDD


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#62

Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:56 PM

Im tired of hearing pedestrians yelling ''f*ck me in the ass!'' everytime i hit someone else's car lol

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 09:32 PM

There's some Mexican dude who constantly says "f*ck off!" to people that are speaking to him, like that's pretty much his only response. Makes me lol every time, I'm sure he's the "f*ck me in the aaaaaaaaaass!" guy as well.

 

Two cops were talking, one was complaining about how dangerous their job was and how little recognition they got. The other just kept saying, "I don't give a sh*t." :'D

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 11:41 PM

There was this Marabunta that walked into me as I was playing Franklin, he pulled out a 9mm without aiming it to me and said "Get out of here "neigger" I swear he used the N word in a very racist manner, never felt so terrified for my e-life before, imagine a bald badass with a skull tattoo all over his face saying you that. damn!


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 11:51 PM

"Dude! Have you seen that 2 Girls 1 Cup video!? Never again bro..."

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 11:52 PM

Some chick talked about sending a picture of her "titties" to someone on her phone, that made me chuckle.


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 11:59 PM

Some chick talked about sending a picture of her "titties" to someone on her phone, that made me chuckle.


Heard the same. It was a fat black girl on the phone "did you get the picture of my titties I sent you?", "what? You thought they were puppies!" "No those were my titties"

I was dying laughing. Followed that fat ass for a while listing to all the dumb sh*t she was saying.
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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:05 AM

I was stopped on the middle of the street, in my car, and a f&#*cking taxi driver shouts at me: "Fu&*#ing Maricón!!!" LMAO!

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#69

Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:09 AM

"I'm calling the cops!"

>_>

YOU BEAT ME TOO IT! >:I


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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:11 AM Edited by Sharks80fr, 22 March 2014 - 12:40 AM.

"whatever" everytime I see a NPC talking to another one, most of the time their answer is "whatever" I probably heard it 500 times so now i just punch the guy in the face after he's saying it... To me it's one of the best quote right now when I hear a NPC talking to another one i'm like " I F*ING DARE YOU ! :die: "

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:14 AM

This f*cker would not shut up about the weather while I was riding the tram. He said it like 3 times on the journey to one flipping station. The guy he was talking to kept saying "Ugh, whatever!" as well, it was really annoying because you can't skip the tram like you could skip the train in GTA IV. :/

 

When we got to the next stop, I knocked them both the f*ck out, haha.

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:15 AM

"I sent you the pic. The one of my big ole titties like you asked!" - fat black girls in the ghetto


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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:15 AM Edited by morphpogo, 30 September 2013 - 12:16 AM.

I had a ped answering his phone, thats what he said: "Tell me what? No way he is gay!" "What he touched your dick? Maybe he was drunk or someting" I can't remember his last sentence, it was something like "Alright dude, and watch your ass."

 

Or a couple of times a ped said to Trevor "Hey aren't you the guy from Midget f*ckers 2?"

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:15 AM

''You are a dick, without a dick.''

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:11 AM

3 quotes had me in stitches

 

1,

 

Ron: "Come in, Come in"....

 

Trevor: "I'll come in your f*cking ear in a minute"

 

 

2,

 

Trevor: "How about while your sweeping the front porch, i check out her rear plumbing?"

 

Young man: "Huh?"

 

Trevor: "Let's get this thing started, I'll come back there and suck the Kidney Stones out of your balls"

 

3,

 

Lamar: "You pray to your white man god homie, I'm going to the great plane beyond where the Buffalo keep on roamin' and the little Squaw bitches want me to nut on they face all day"

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#76

Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:12 AM

"Oh my bad homie, I picked C, ain't that a bitch!" -Franklin

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:36 AM

"Lick my pussy then"

 

Has to be the funniest since "My mother's my sister"


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Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:38 AM Edited by TheRealBars, 30 September 2013 - 11:38 AM.

"f*ck me in the aaaasss" has got to be one of the greatest ever. I crack up everytime I hear it.

 

Hahaha yeah that one is great. 


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Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:38 AM Edited by MeGusta90, 30 September 2013 - 11:39 AM.

*drives SLOWLY into parking lot to park car*

"f*ck ME IN THE AAAAAAASS!"

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Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:49 AM

Walking with Trevor through rockford/vinewood (hills) people keep recognizing him as an actor in a movie called midget f*ckers 22 or something.


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#81

Posted 30 September 2013 - 11:57 AM

These comments makes one wanna play gta v lol and the cool thing about the gangs were voiced by real life gang members.

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#82

Posted 30 September 2013 - 12:15 PM

"YA KIDDIN"

 

I always hear this for some reason.


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#83

Posted 03 October 2013 - 03:43 AM

I'm paraphrasing...

 

Wade riding in the back of Trevor's ride: "You need a seatbelt back here, a strap, something."

 

Trevor: "I only keep things back there I don't mind losing."


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 03:50 AM

"I'll swing by and sign the contracts, Just ignore the bodies!"


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 04:12 AM

"illuminati CEO nigga"


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Posted 03 October 2013 - 05:37 AM

Lamar: "This chump change. How am i gonna knock a bad, grown, and sexy bitch if i don´t got a fat pee-zocket?"

 

Franklin: "Who you trying to impress?"

 

Lamar: "Your auntie Denise. With all that ass, nigga, she got ass."

 

Franklin: "She grown, yeah. She grown into a f*ckin idiot."


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#87

Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:35 AM

I think this is how it goes.

"The path of the righteous is always victorious, that is why I will defeat you." - pissed off firefighter
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#88

Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:39 AM

"Computer gamers with their computer rigs. All they do is cry. They will never get the game." - Trevor 

 

lol kids these days.


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#89

Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:52 AM

when i first started single player & walked out of franklins house a lady walks by.

"you smell like sh*t."

she was my first kill.
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#90

Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:52 AM

"Scoooooter brother!" -Trevor.

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