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#31

Posted 25 September 2013 - 04:15 PM

Not really a quote, but Jimmy in full military outfit teabagging Michael was pretty damn funny. I know he said something while he was doing that but i can't quite remember.

i loved micheal reaction , like get f^ck of me lol


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#32

Posted 25 September 2013 - 05:54 PM

I remember one ped called her mom on the phone and was like "Just calling to say I'm pregnant again" the convo went on for a while, it was hilarious but I can't remember the whole thing. It ended with something like "Oh well, just start knitting more diapers, Bye." or something like that.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 08:06 AM Edited by OhHeyBro, 27 September 2013 - 06:54 PM.

Some of my favourites that come to mind.

 

"Woah, you need to find peace, brah"

 

"City of Saints, Struggle. Los Santos, San Antrouble!"

 

"That sh*t was f*cked up last night right!?"

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 01:53 PM Edited by OhHeyBro, 27 September 2013 - 06:54 PM.

"Eyyyy, you want to sit on this, mami?"

 

"f*ck me in the ass!"


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 01:56 PM

Old lady in hobo town, sitting in a chair:

 

'hehehehehehehe your mother's a slut' - she then got up and walked away, laughing. 

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 01:59 PM

Old lady in hobo town, sitting in a chair:

 

'hehehehehehehe your mother's a slut' - she then got up and walked away, laughing. 

Oh yeah, she was creepy. I think I knocked that bitch out.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 02:03 PM

 

Old lady in hobo town, sitting in a chair:

 

'hehehehehehehe your mother's a slut' - she then got up and walked away, laughing. 

Oh yeah, she was creepy. I think I knocked that bitch out.

 

The people look too realistic. Do you realise they are motion captured from real people? It`s just not fun to knock people out like that.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 02:36 PM

Something along the lines of, "I'm well. Notice I said well. Grammar. If we lose that, then what do we have."


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

 

 

Old lady in hobo town, sitting in a chair:

 

'hehehehehehehe your mother's a slut' - she then got up and walked away, laughing. 

Oh yeah, she was creepy. I think I knocked that bitch out.

 

The people look too realistic. Do you realise they are motion captured from real people? It`s just not fun to knock people out like that.

Wut? I never said I don't punch the peds that provoke me.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:01 PM

"I'm calling the cops!"

>_>
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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:04 PM

"I'm calling the cops!"

>_>

the one i always hear  :lol:

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:08 PM

"f*ck me in the aaaasss" has got to be one of the greatest ever. I crack up everytime I hear it.

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:27 PM

"I'm on the paleolithic diet! Try to get involved!"

 

My favorite, just because I used to work with a guy who used to say this kind of sh*t all the time.


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 01:59 AM

There's some great ones, but one that will always stand out is the entire hipster convo between Michael and Trevor. That had me dying for at least five minutes!

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 02:40 AM Edited by HeisenbergKingofKings, 28 September 2013 - 03:54 AM.

Franklin, he makes us multicultural! Lester makes it cyber!  We're like modern America! We just get ourselves a gay friend and BAM!

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 10:38 PM

Wade say's some funny things, even his voice mail is funny.

He says something like this to Trevor, Wade  - is that Syrup? it don't taste like syrup../ Trevor - STOP TASTING ME!


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Posted 28 September 2013 - 10:47 PM

Not really a quote, but Jimmy in full military outfit teabagging Michael was pretty damn funny. I know he said something while he was doing that but i can't quite remember.

"I thought I was on the other guy!"

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 12:15 AM Edited by darrellharris, 29 September 2013 - 12:16 AM.

My butt done went num. -wade

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 12:19 AM

I interacted with a ped as trevor. "Wow you are big, you need to lay off the pork chops"-trevor. "I'm not in the mood for this right now"-ped "but you are so huge"

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 12:20 AM

"I swear if you fall to your death, I'm gonna f*cking kill you!" - Michael.


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 12:36 AM

I have to meditate... or masturbate.


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:26 AM Edited by Juzt, 29 September 2013 - 08:27 AM.

In the Urban Safari mission during the shootout between Trev, Franklin, Lamar and The Ballas. 

 

In the middle of all the chaos 1 of the Ballas  shouts out "Who''s that creepy white dude" about Trevor. It was just so out of the blue and random I died laughing.

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:28 AM

"I've got to lie down... With 3 Women, and 2 men"

Somebody on Vespucci Beach.


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Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:29 AM

"If you don't stop, I will call the cops." *2 seconds later* "OK, I am calling the cops."  :sui:

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 09:44 AM Edited by AsPalacesBurn, 29 September 2013 - 09:44 AM.

"Can I have some money? It's for CRACK!"

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 09:47 AM

"Cheesy vaginas!"

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#57

Posted 29 September 2013 - 01:40 PM

Something about asshole and earth from Fabien , lol the yoga mission had some funny conversation.

Also :
The Troll conversation between Jimmy and Michael had me lmfao
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Posted 29 September 2013 - 03:07 PM

"Can I have some money? It's for CRACK!"

Why did you kill Jesse? Scumbag...

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Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:45 PM

 

"Can I have some money? It's for CRACK!"

Why did you kill Jesse? Scumbag...

 

to see if he returns in 3 days and 3 nights.

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#60

Posted 29 September 2013 - 08:51 PM

That bitch so dirty, I had to scrape her ass with a spatula. -Random Ballas





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