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#391

Posted 23 July 2017 - 01:38 AM Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 23 July 2017 - 01:39 AM.

My favorites are:
1.Trevor:Listen, nobody likes likes you
2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
3.Truck driver:Hey f*ckface
4.Npc:you bassstard
5. Security guard:What is your problem!?
6.Meth dealer:Aaaarrrrrggghhhh motherf**ker!
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#392

Posted 23 July 2017 - 01:58 AM

Salvatore Leone: "I see nothing but good things for you my boy"

 

2 days later, tries to assasinate you.

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#393

Posted 23 July 2017 - 07:50 AM

This just happened to me, had to laugh hard :D
Started talking to a hobo in Los Santos as Trevor:

"Hi."
(No response)
"What's up?"
(Stares into space)
"Did you loose a very big bet?"
"Whatever man.."

:D :D
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#394

Posted 23 July 2017 - 01:06 PM

This just happened to me, had to laugh hard :D
Started talking to a hobo in Los Santos as Trevor:

"Hi."
(No response)
"What's up?"
(Stares into space)
"Did you loose a very big bet?"
"Whatever man.."

:D :D

HO...LY...sh*t! :D :D

 

Las Venturas confirmed! x)


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#395

Posted 10 August 2017 - 11:17 AM

Don't try to persuade me your not lovers! Cheng sr when leaving Michael to be turned into mince meat.

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#396

Posted 15 August 2017 - 03:00 PM Edited by ~Tiger~, 15 August 2017 - 06:32 PM.

Pedestrians in GTA V have various lines of speech. Main characters have their own unique quotes as well as streamed peds that are walking around the streets.

I find most of them funny as sh*t. (Yeah sometimes they're monotonous because there aren't enough -.-)

So does anyone know how these quotes are made? I mean who the hell comes up with these? Is there a person at Rockstar whose job is to write quotes or what, lol?

For example here's one:
[When a police officer or SWAT is shooting at me]
"Killing makes my dick hard!"

And also could I personally do a random ped's voice if Rockstar hired me? Oh and the looks of these peds...? Who are these people in real life?

 

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Posted 15 August 2017 - 03:08 PM

Most of the quotes are done by Rockstar, however, I do know that Rockstar have walked around their game's real life locations and have recorded real everyday people saying some ridiculous sh*t. They did it for San Andreas and GTA V - I'm sure they did it for all their games but San Andreas and GTA V are two confirmed titles they've actually done this for. Pretty clever and typical Rockstar when you think about it.


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#398

Posted 15 August 2017 - 03:39 PM

My Aunt Henry came up with them. She's the Vice CEO
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Posted 15 August 2017 - 06:17 PM

The funniest SWAT quote for me was the random 'I LIKE KILLIIIING!' warcry I heard during the shootout after the Mexican standoff. Funny sh*t.

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#400

Posted 15 August 2017 - 06:24 PM

So does anyone know how these quotes are made?


I've merged your topic into the existing thread buddy because it's already started to morph into a clone, and Keano has pretty much answered your question.

 

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 12:58 PM

My favorites are:

2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
 

 

That redneck farmer says "liberal" like "f*cking liberal", lol.

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Posted 16 August 2017 - 03:42 PM Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 16 August 2017 - 03:42 PM.

 

My favorites are:

2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
 

 

That redneck farmer says "liberal" like "f*cking liberal", lol.

 

Thanks for correcting, yesterday another one says F..king Liberal to me. LOL

Grettings from Croatia


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Posted 16 August 2017 - 04:08 PM

Continuing the topic of politics-

 

"This is not a socialist country. This is America, we're nationalists. National Socialists, if you will."

 

:lol:


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#404

Posted 17 August 2017 - 04:05 PM

Cletus Ewing: We're gonna try our luck on something less stationary.

Trevor Philips: Ooh, liberals?

Cletus Ewing: Nothin' as slippery as that. You'll see.

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Posted 18 August 2017 - 06:32 PM Edited by Tengerecki, 18 August 2017 - 06:33 PM.

Old lady: "I need a man so bad"

Beach jerk:"WhatEVER dude!"

 

Black man: Hey, you my dude right?

Some jerk:  "That's inconsequential"

 

Weirdo: What if smoking lettuce got you high but no one knows it because no one has ever tried it?

Jerk: Someone's on the rag.


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#406

Posted 28 August 2017 - 08:25 PM

Got some more funny quotes for ya:

 

"CHILDREN OF THE NEXT LEVEL GOING AWAY IN A MUTHAF*KIN SPACESHIP!" -Some hobo

 

"IIIII"M THE MUTHAF*CKIN VICTIM!" -another hobo

 

And there's always that one wannabe gangster complaining about the "struggle".


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#407

Posted 31 August 2017 - 02:48 AM

1. "HOW BOUT YOU SUCK MY C*CK! HUH? We'll both get a center before that happens."-Michael [Reuniting The Family]
2. "Kids, rooms. If you find cheap women, dead bodies, or Trevor Philips we're checking into the Rockford Hills Hotel."-Amanda [Reuniting The Family]
3. "F*CK YOU TOO!"-Michael [Prolouge]
4. "So him and Tonya can smoke crack in peace? N*gga please."-Franklin [Franklin & Lamar]
5. "A guy can love his mother while not loving his mother."-Trevor [Series A Heist Bikers Setup][Online]
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Posted 15 September 2017 - 10:41 PM

I find most of the cops quotes extremely funny, expecially when they are really angry.


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Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:15 PM Edited by TheRealAndrew, 25 September 2017 - 08:16 PM.

"You can't put a price on self actualization. Well actually, you can...and I'm paying it"

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#410

Posted 16 October 2017 - 09:06 PM

Trevor to Franklin: Dye pack ?. You amateur"


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Posted 27 October 2017 - 06:34 AM

Trevor: "Oh you don't think so huh? Why don't we just ask him then huh? Hey hey, hey cowboy, do you mind if I f*cked your old lady? Sorry, what was that? Oh oh no no? You don't mind? Oh because you are a dead man? And the only sentient part of you left is this little bit of a brain? And the grizzle at the and of my boot? Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOY"
Terry: "BULLsh*t"

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Posted 27 October 2017 - 08:25 AM

" do you want me to get my dick out again? huh? does anybody want that?"


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Posted 27 October 2017 - 08:55 AM

Blink and you'll miss it, but I love how when Martin Madrazo's telling Michael and Trevor that Javier's going to be taking a flight in "Caida Libre", he does a little impromptu airplane impression where he whistles and waves his arms like a little kid. It comes out of nowhere, it seems out-of-character, and it's f*cking hysterical.


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Posted 28 October 2017 - 05:29 AM

Well i thought both Trevor's backstory during "Friends Reunited" and the whole hipster conversation between him and Michael during The Paleto Score setup is definitely hilarious.. i rarely talk to pedestrian though, so i might as well try to do that so i can find some funny moment/conversation..

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Posted 28 October 2017 - 10:45 AM

Michael after saving Jimmy's f*cking useless ass, he goes on and on about trolling some dude and getting into graphical gay details as all loser virgins like him do

 

"ENOUGH! E-f*ckING-NOUGH!!!"

 

Had me in stitches, haha. Dad problems.

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#416

Posted 4 weeks ago

"Hope you're enjoying your vacation, idiot. I hear Mexico is lovely at this time of year?"

Lester Crest to Trevor after Minor Turbulence.


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#417

Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by theGTAking101, 4 weeks ago.

- "Milkshakes...fries"

- Michael & Trevor's bickering during The Paleto Score

- Wade & Trevor's conversation on their way to Los Santos

- Michael & Trevor's confrontation in North Yankton


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#418

Posted 2 weeks ago

I think I'll Meditate, Masturbate or Both -Trevor

On what Trevor wants from the Port of LS when questioning...
"It's like pornography or the perfect turd. I can't describe it, but I'll know it when I see it.
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#419

Posted 2 weeks ago

Wade : "Cousin Floyd says strip clubs objectify women. But you ain't objects, you're people"


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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by ACM-Jan, 2 weeks ago.

Wade : "Cousin Floyd says strip clubs objectify women. But you ain't objects, you're people"

lol i went in strip club  in my second funny moments video with all 3 protags and this line got clearly with subtitles recorded also got other funny quotes from same trunk trip.

Trevor before going to bar: "But most importantly, frank, is that we learned to not be snakes!" "you got that?" "Because if you learn too much from Michael and not enough from Trevor, then you're doomed" (after michael finished praising IAA and gold robbery success)

Trevor getting out drunk: "I just realized you both hate me...you both do...I see it now...you pair of f**king snakes... you both hate old Trev. Trevy Trev trev. Kind old Trev, nice old Trevor, and you creepy pair of rats hate me"

Franklin: "Oh man no we don't...nobody hates you man that ain't true."

Michael: "We love you, T, T, T, T, T."

 

Trevor continues crying: "You hate me. You both hate me. You both jeallous of me." 

"You hate me because I'm real and you hate me because I'm smart." "Or the other way around. Either way, Shut the f**k up!"





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