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AlbanyEsperanto
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#391

Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 3 weeks ago.

My favorites are:
1.Trevor:Listen, nobody likes likes you
2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
3.Truck driver:Hey f*ckface
4.Npc:you bassstard
5. Security guard:What is your problem!?
6.Meth dealer:Aaaarrrrrggghhhh motherf**ker!
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#392

Posted 3 weeks ago

Salvatore Leone: "I see nothing but good things for you my boy"

 

2 days later, tries to assasinate you.

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#393

Posted 3 weeks ago

This just happened to me, had to laugh hard :D
Started talking to a hobo in Los Santos as Trevor:

"Hi."
(No response)
"What's up?"
(Stares into space)
"Did you loose a very big bet?"
"Whatever man.."

:D :D
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#394

Posted 3 weeks ago

This just happened to me, had to laugh hard :D
Started talking to a hobo in Los Santos as Trevor:

"Hi."
(No response)
"What's up?"
(Stares into space)
"Did you loose a very big bet?"
"Whatever man.."

:D :D

HO...LY...sh*t! :D :D

 

Las Venturas confirmed! x)


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#395

Posted A week ago

Don't try to persuade me your not lovers! Cheng sr when leaving Michael to be turned into mince meat.

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#396

Posted 3 days ago Edited by ~Tiger~, 3 days ago.

Pedestrians in GTA V have various lines of speech. Main characters have their own unique quotes as well as streamed peds that are walking around the streets.

I find most of them funny as sh*t. (Yeah sometimes they're monotonous because there aren't enough -.-)

So does anyone know how these quotes are made? I mean who the hell comes up with these? Is there a person at Rockstar whose job is to write quotes or what, lol?

For example here's one:
[When a police officer or SWAT is shooting at me]
"Killing makes my dick hard!"

And also could I personally do a random ped's voice if Rockstar hired me? Oh and the looks of these peds...? Who are these people in real life?

 

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#397

Posted 3 days ago

Most of the quotes are done by Rockstar, however, I do know that Rockstar have walked around their game's real life locations and have recorded real everyday people saying some ridiculous sh*t. They did it for San Andreas and GTA V - I'm sure they did it for all their games but San Andreas and GTA V are two confirmed titles they've actually done this for. Pretty clever and typical Rockstar when you think about it.


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#398

Posted 3 days ago

My Aunt Henry came up with them. She's the Vice CEO

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#399

Posted 3 days ago

The funniest SWAT quote for me was the random 'I LIKE KILLIIIING!' warcry I heard during the shootout after the Mexican standoff. Funny sh*t.

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#400

Posted 3 days ago

So does anyone know how these quotes are made?


I've merged your topic into the existing thread buddy because it's already started to morph into a clone, and Keano has pretty much answered your question.

 

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#401

Posted 2 days ago

My favorites are:

2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
 

 

That redneck farmer says "liberal" like "f*cking liberal", lol.

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#402

Posted 2 days ago Edited by AlbanyEsperanto, 2 days ago.

 

My favorites are:

2.Farmer:F**king libro (lebro) idk how to spell but this crackin voice is funny
 

 

That redneck farmer says "liberal" like "f*cking liberal", lol.

 

Thanks for correcting, yesterday another one says F..king Liberal to me. LOL

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#403

Posted 2 days ago

Continuing the topic of politics-

 

"This is not a socialist country. This is America, we're nationalists. National Socialists, if you will."

 

:lol:


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#404

Posted A day ago

Cletus Ewing: We're gonna try our luck on something less stationary.

Trevor Philips: Ooh, liberals?

Cletus Ewing: Nothin' as slippery as that. You'll see.

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#405

Posted 16 hours ago Edited by Tengerecki, 16 hours ago.

Old lady: "I need a man so bad"

Beach jerk:"WhatEVER dude!"

 

Black man: Hey, you my dude right?

Some jerk:  "That's inconsequential"

 

Weirdo: What if smoking lettuce got you high but no one knows it because no one has ever tried it?

Jerk: Someone's on the rag.





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