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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

3 or 4 days ago who told me, face-to-face, that he enjoys and prefers Saints Row 4 over GTA V.

Now, as you can probably imagine, the look on my face was equivalent to that of eating a lemon soaked in malted sh*t.

I saw the fear in his eyes as my face slowly shifted from sour discontent, to outraged disbelief. My eyes were locked onto his with the stare of an Apache Chief, lusting for the kill of a naked female European settler.

I scalped him with the GTA V install disc in my mind and my dreams the following 2 days.

After the first brief moments of shock and agony, I began to realize that this man, a human-being not unlike myself, is capable of forming his own (though idiotic) opinions. So, I promptly asked- why?

His response sent a shiver down my spine and has haunted my thoughts everyday since.. For about 2 seconds and then I go on with my life and don't really give a sh*t what some friend of a friend of a friend's (acquaintance, if you will) preference in video gaming is..

-Not for the feint of heart-

His verbatim reasoning to why he preferred SR4 to GTAV was-- "Grand theft auto is too realistic and Gay. Video games are meant to be fun and an escape from reality. When I play GTA it feels like a chore.. Like I'm living my life inside this controller rather than actually living".. (lolwat).. "Saints Row has always been the more exciting game and is way more comedic..."

Me (stomach in my throat at this point): "more comedic?.... Let me guess, you like Dane Cook standup?"

Him: "Dane cook is alright.. Have you seen Tom Green's stand up?? (laughs as he asks this) Now that's some funny sh*t."

Me: -________- *inserts metaphorical bullet into temple*

Him: "Sorry, but I know I fun game and sense of humor when I see one, and SR4 outweighs GTA in both regards... Not that GTA is a baaadd game, it's just... Kinda gay."

Me: .______. "You're literally fortunate that this isn't 1500 a.d and I am not implored to burn you at the stake for such an opinion."... "I've never had a reason to use the word 'blashepmy' until this exact moment."... "Never reproduce."

Him: (laughing) "You're just a GTA fanboy who doesn't know what real entertainment is."

Me: *exits room with Yao Ming meme face whispering* "I just encountered the son of SR4 creator, or the devil himself" ... "To each their own" .___.

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:41 PM

Wow... drown yourself.

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:43 PM

*chokes on Ozarka water bottle*

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:50 PM

Keep the gifs coming!

Y'all are making me hard.

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:50 PM

I think he lost his entire point of view when he considers "gay" an insult in the modern era.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:51 PM

Keep the gifs coming!

Y'all are making me hard.

After reading that crap

 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:54 PM

Seems like your friend hasn't reached puberty yet


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:55 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:55 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 09:59 PM

That was a magnificent story, my good sir. Now, it's my turn.

 

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game." 


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:00 PM

"Stop liking what I dont like!!!11"


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:01 PM

Sorry, but anyone even comparing the Saints Row games to GTA, especially when it comes to the sense of humor, is automatically a subhuman. They need to be f*cking exterminated.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:01 PM

That was a magnificent story, my good sir. Now, it's my turn.

 

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game." 

Wow you play the game? I though its full of Illuminati and you are obssesed with Illuminati and scared.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:03 PM

I f*ckING hate when stupid idiots like stupid idiot games that shouldn't even be allowed to be sold at stupid idiot stores!

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:04 PM

 

That was a magnificent story, my good sir. Now, it's my turn.

 

The other day, my friend asked me if I had beaten GTA V yet. I told him no, that I had only got about 20% into the game so far. He then proceeded to tell me that "He didn't even make it through the first mission it was so goddamn bad." and that he "wasted 60 dollars on a f*cking stupid game." 

Wow you play the game? I though its full of Illuminati and you are obssesed with Illuminati and scared.

 

LOL that thread was a joke. I'm not a crazy conspiracy nut, I actually hate people who take everything and make it into some stupid conspiracy.

 

It is weird that there's so many references to aliens, though. 


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:08 PM

I hope you didnt get mad at him... for real. 

 

If you get mad at someone for not liking a video game you like, you need help.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:09 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:10 PM

Why didn't you bitch-slap that hipster?


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 10:11 PM

I hope you didnt get mad at him... for real. 
 
If you get mad at someone for not liking a video game you like, you need help.


If, you like, read the story, I walked out of the room smirking and whispered "to each their own"

I realize how douchey it is to hate someone for their opinion, and guess what. I am that big of a douchebag.

My bag of douche is large in weight and volume. And his opinion is wrong and he needs to pay, with his life. Or his first born sons life.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:05 AM

Wait, wasn't ROTFLMFAOCOPTER the dude who leaked the first sets of gameplay videos/screenshots before release?


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:12 AM Edited by Pinnkiepie, 22 September 2013 - 12:13 AM.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:21 AM

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:23 AM

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 12:42 AM

Michaels Voice-Actor :)

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:00 PM

You do know that you could replace SR 4 with GTA V and GTA V with GTA 4 and it would be pretty similar.

 

Fans of 4's driving and physics etc say, it's more challenging and realistic. V fans want something that is easier and "fun", instant gratification.





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