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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:13 PM

Hello all, im a metrosexual male.

 

I have collection of shoes arranged in order, smart shoes, trainers, flats etc.

 

I spend my free time shopping with my bff and we normally go for a coffee on a friday morning and gossip together.

 

 

My daily skin routine involes a steaming of the face to open my pores, and then some cleanser finsihed off with some SPF protected moisturiser.

 

I carry a small can of dry shampoo product incase i want to spruce up my hair on my travels. And i never ever leave home without my chapstick, really important to keep the lips moist.

 

I cant stand smelly people specifically tramps and sometimes i can barely walk through the street without gasping for air.

 

I always use a tissue in my hand to open a door and will then sanitize my hands afterwards, and then of course moiturise my hands.

 

My number one list of bare essentials for a day out would be as follows... my bag, deodorant roll on stick, anti perspirant, collogne, shoe shine polish, spare shoe laces, two mobile phones with spare fully charged batteries, a small mirror, dry shampoo, chapstick, hand sanitiser, tissues, body moisturiser and a torch.

 

 

 

Is anyone else here a proud metrosexual like me?


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:26 PM

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:32 PM

Inb4 someone quotes American Psycho. 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 04:40 PM

I consider myself to be fairly metro, but compared to you I'm basically Fred Flinstone. 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:31 PM

I do consider myself metro. I rinse my glans at least once day. 


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:50 PM

I have the cleanliness of a Medieval serf and the mannerisms of a tipsy fashionista.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:05 PM

Inb4 someone quotes American Psycho. 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:49 PM

The only thing I'm a little obsessed about is hygiene. The other things you mentioned seem superficial and unnecessary, but in a way I think it's cool to be more effeminate. People should tell society and its useless norms to go f*ck themselves more often.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:02 AM

I brushed my teeth today. Does that count?

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:54 AM

I combed my hair a couple months ago.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:46 AM Edited by zoo3891, 22 September 2013 - 07:47 AM.

Sasha here! My friends and fashion are my world, but when I’m not hanging out or shopping, good luck finding me – I’m a busy gal with things to do and people to see! My BFFs call me Bunny Boo because I'm not afraid to hop on the latest fashion trends.

 

I love wearing the biggest and brightest accessories, staying on the beat of the latest new music, planning out my future career (I want to be a record producer...With my own fashion line!) and staying busy…I hate wasting even a minute!


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:27 AM

Gay

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 09:57 AM

One thing bugs me about all these metros or homos and if anyone could explain to me in plain words, I will be grateful. What's the point in bragging about it? Do you think you will be liked more or people will be looking at you as some kind of role model? You like to care about your body and carry tons of useless stuff with you? Okay that's your business and I am not interested in hearing this. Why wave your flag around and yell? 

 

All people who are more or less unusual to the course of the nature are running around and waving their flags, but what for? You want to suck another guy's dick, stick different things up your ass or pour liters of different chemicals on your skin and cruise for new tight pants in local mall? Sure do it, but don't brag about it. 

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 04:22 PM

I don't understand metrosexuality. It really isn't a sexuality at all, you act homosexual but are actually attracted to the opposite sex. That would make you heterosexual.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:11 PM

I don't understand metrosexuality. It really isn't a sexuality at all, you act homosexual but are actually attracted to the opposite sex. That would make you heterosexual.

 

You do know not all gay men act and dress like this:

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Some are you know, pretty normal looking and acting.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 05:42 PM

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while-

 

Inb4 someone quotes American Psycho. 

 

Son of a bitch!

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:16 PM

There's at least a dozen metrosexual kids at the school I go to. I'm legitimatley surprise they haven't gotten their ass beat yet, since most of those who live in the sourthern part of the states don't take too kindly to people like them.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:42 PM

Can't believe my post was taken seriously... wow.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 07:56 PM Edited by zoo3891, 22 September 2013 - 07:56 PM.

There's at least a dozen metrosexual kids at the school I go to. I'm legitimatley surprise they haven't gotten their ass beat yet, since most of those who live in the sourthern part of the states don't take too kindly to people like them.

Go comb your hair.

I thought metrosexuality was common on the coast. Your current listed location is nothing like Mississippi anyway.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:10 PM

Nice way of backing up from your previous statements. It was of course a joke, how original :sarcasm:


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:17 PM

There's at least a dozen metrosexual kids at the school I go to. I'm legitimatley surprise they haven't gotten their ass beat yet, since most of those who live in the sourthern part of the states don't take too kindly to people like them.

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How can Daytona Beach be considered Southern? Please explain, I really want to know.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:21 PM

 

There's at least a dozen metrosexual kids at the school I go to. I'm legitimatley surprise they haven't gotten their ass beat yet, since most of those who live in the sourthern part of the states don't take too kindly to people like them.

Go comb your hair.

I thought metrosexuality was common on the coast. Your current listed location is nothing like Mississippi anyway.

 

You'd be surprised, amigo. Daytona may look like miles and miles of sand with gimicky tourist traps, but it's actually real bad when you go a few blocks from the beach. I know there's a good deal of metrosexuals in Key West and parts of Miami, but here in central Florida, there's a good deal of rednecks who have "fag hating" on the top of their list.


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 10:49 PM

Metrosexual is a neologism, derived from metropolitan and heterosexual, coined in 1994 describing a man (especially one living in an urban, post-industrial, capitalist culture) who is especially meticulous about his grooming and appearance, typically spending a significant amount of time and money on shopping as part of this.[1] The term is popularly thought to contrast heterosexuals who adopt fashions and lifestyles stereotypically associated with homosexuals, although, by the definition given by the originator (see below), a metrosexual "might be officially gay, straight or bisexual."

[O]riginated in an article by Mark Simpson[2] published on November 15, 1994, in The Independent. Simpson wrote:

Metrosexual man, the single young man with a high disposable income, living or working in the city (because that’s where all the best shops are), is perhaps the most promising consumer market of the decade. In the Eighties he was only to be found inside fashion magazines such as GQ, in television advertisements for Levi's jeans or in gay bars. In the Nineties, he’s everywhere and he’s going shopping.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....iki/Metrosexual

 


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Posted 22 September 2013 - 11:25 PM

Piperka is a strong advocate of hair-straighteners and the mirror selfie. Can he join your gang?


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:48 PM

... is it metro to huff your own farts?


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:55 PM

Gay

 

I sure it's tough coming out - but I'm glad you worked up the strength. I'm proud of you.

 

 

... is it metro to huff your own farts?

 

 

No, it's just narcissistic.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:45 PM

Can't believe my post was taken seriously... wow.

 

don't try to act like you weren't serious.

it's too late now. we know all about your homoerotic tendencies.

 

cat's outta' the bag now.

or is it cat's outta' the closet? ;)


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:18 PM

Is this serious?? Good lord! Someone post that pic comparing men 40 years ago and so called 'men' now


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 02:20 PM

FOUND IT!

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 03:15 PM

Well, it appears SOME horrible image collector hasn't heard of dandies.





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