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  • ChrisAndy


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:27 PM


I robbed one of those armored van. I got 5k from it but made the mistake of escaping by bicycle. A cop ran into me and my character backflipped off the bicycle and died.


Also discovering Jump then press the Reload button (circle for me) , i'm doing all kind of stupid stuff with that.

How do you rob them? I pull my car in front to stop them but they just plow right through me. Seemingly unstoppable.



I stole a Prius (equivalent) and was driving around when I spotted one.. so I tried ramming him, messed up my car pretty bad, and then decided just to try to shoot out the back of the van while in the car. The fuzz started to show up, and finally I hit the van hard enough that it stopped.


Too much cops + armed drivers wasted me :-( 

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:33 PM

I saw an RV on a hill. When I approached it two naked guys were doing it inside, got scared by being spotted, and starting shooting me. One if them said something like "we're just expressing brotherly love."

I killed them and stole the RV.

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:49 PM

I saw a security guy carrying a case of cash to his van so I drove my car squashing him against the front of his van. As I got out to get the money, three grand, his mate started shooting me through the windscreen.

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:07 AM


This is the third time my mom snuck into my basement, and iPhone'd me jacking off to Pokemon Porn.

Am I supposed to laugh, or something?
No you're supposed to command the amateur army to defeat the Great Jupiter and square root it by Claude.
...am I supposed to laugh at that then?

  • Mac316

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:15 AM

Well I had one yesterday which was on the 1st heist you do and it was the scene where ur talking to ur crew before the heist.  Anyways we finished up, and when the cut scene had finished I had a 4 star rating on me and boom we all got took out in a flash by the god damn police lol.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:31 AM Edited by Starchs, 20 September 2013 - 02:48 AM.

I Michael to go to bed, to make it daytime. Michael was walking down the stairs, and his daughter straight out of the blue ask him for drugs because her drug dealer wasn't answering the phone. Michael said "You can't be from my loins" his daughter response "I'm am"


Second was on the Jewelry Heist where Franklin and Michael just got in the car, Franklin commented on how Michael was cutting corners to maximize profits, ending with "What could go wrong?".  Micheal replied "Cheap Gunner, Cheap Driver, Cheap Hacker.......Everything will go wrong"

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:34 AM


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:50 AM

Doing the sniping side mission with Cleveland where Trevor has to shoot out people's tires. I shot one guys n he got out of his car to look around then further down the road I shot another car but missed so it took off even faster n then BAM!! Straight into the guy who got out to check on his car haha went flying over the guys Bonnet as he sped off
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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:30 AM

In Blaine county, in a police car with lights and sirens on, I was chasing down 5-10 deer with Trevor driving. He was saying funny stuff and I was lol'ing so hard I could barely drive the car.   f*cking fantastic.


Also, I realized I cant put my freshly customized $60000 truck in my garage. :(C2562FB7-040A-487D-9E68-D17CD8D938B1-841

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:10 AM Edited by scouse choice, 20 September 2013 - 06:27 AM.

I was playing as franklin... I pulled over to check my phone, next thing this skinny crackhead woman pulls me out of the car and drives off!!!! I was so pissed


also I was playing as trevor and there was a car pulled ove looked to be brokedown needing help.. 5 minutes later I wake up with no clothes on in the middle of nowhere!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:28 AM

Wade and the sh*t. Hands down.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:37 AM Edited by Fallout3, 20 September 2013 - 07:38 AM.

I was playing as Franklin and was driving around the Vinewood area looking for a place to drive up to the Vinewood sign when these 3 rednecks on dirtbikes driving behind me told me to stop the car. They all surrounded me, looked through my car, said I was Brazilian and proceeded to shoot me until I died. 

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:45 AM

how the **** you rob an armored van ????

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:50 AM

Paramedics came to revive a guy I'd just beaten, then a random woman off the street stole the ambulance and drove off. I was quick enough to chase her down and get the ambulance back.


Before running her over.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:01 AM

Stopped franklins car in front of the security gate at the Vinewood bowl, got out the car, the security guard from the booth runs over to my car jumps in to proceed in a police chase going on behind me.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:04 AM

I decided to drive past the prison on some dirt road when a man jumped out of some bushes to flag me down.

I then realised he was an escaped prisoner because of his orange jump suit.

He pulls me out of the car but I then pull him out of the car and because he had no weapon he just sprinted off.

I shot him in the back :)

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:19 AM Edited by MotjoBoss, 20 September 2013 - 08:22 AM.

Love this topic. love to read it.


I tried to run down a mountain with trevor. Bad idea. I tumbeled down and it took like almost a minute before I was at the foot of the mountain. Realy funny seeing trevor falling and falling. euphoria at his best!

There was only a little bit of life left on trevor. I was so happy I survived!


couple of seconds later... MIAAAAAUUUWWW!!!  a sh*t!! the irony.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:02 AM

Found a nightclub in Blaine County.

Tried to enter it, but couldn't so I rammed my face to a closed door.

The security guy didn't hesitate for one second and totally beated the crap out of me...LOL


Also found some kind of restaurant in Blane County (up front a blue sign with 2 fishes ?).

Next to it was a free space like a parking area with a public toilet in the back.

Found 2 bikes next to it.

It was at night so hardly any light there.

I start the bike.......all of a sudden 3 guys came running from across the street and opened fire at me.

Got wasted.

Apparently that was not my bike....LOL

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:29 PM

I went to the Kortz Center to try robbing people who had just used the ATM. I killed the security guard, then waited forever for someone to actually use an ATM... then I killed him and he only had 10 bucks! How is that even f*cking possible!

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:43 PM

The first time I realized I could interact with people by pressing right on the D-pad, I was playing Frankln, exploring Blaine County at half health. I walked up to a random farmer and had Franklin say "Wassup Dog". The farmer immediately pulled out a knife and stabbed me and I died.


One that made me laugh hard also while exploring Blaine County was heading up a dirt road near the base of Mount Chilliad, At a T intersection a police SUV was about to pull in front of me and smashed into a deer crossing the road. The cop car never hesitated and kept going, deer was dead in the middle of the road. I laughed pretty good.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

the mission where Michael chases the lady with the film to the airport: I escaped in a plane, but it was badly damaged. the left engine was out and the right one kept sputtering. I decided I was going to have to put her down on the coastal highway lol. I got the call from the dude advising me that he had backups of the film making my whole mission pointless, just as I was landing. almost at a complete stop, the plane teetered over the cliff so I bailed. I hit the rocks below with parachute still on my back and the plane fell and exploded right on top of me.. wasted

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:27 PM

I always seem to be in the middle of  phone call when something silly happens.


Switching to Trevor, he was chasing some dude in a mini in the aquaducts. after I took him out, Trevor got a call from Ms. Madrazo. As he was pooring out his heart I was racing over one embankment after the other until I landed in water too deep to drive out of. As the car sank Trevor was still talking until he started to drown lol.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

I was in a cab riding through the country on a dirt road and came across some dudes in a camper making meth.  They said, "Oh sh*t, they found us!" then opened fired on us, and the cab driver ran away.

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:31 PM

Went swimming in the sea, found some sharks, came back to land, and well....



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:36 PM

saw a guy jump off the bridge.

Tony Scott RIP

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 08:50 PM Edited by A2002, 20 September 2013 - 08:52 PM.

At my friends house, I was driving fast across a intersection and a guy in a Manana is driving in the other direction and I can't stop so i slam his drivers side on the front panel and the tire falls off and he is on the steering wheel... dead LOL I just found this so funny as it was a  accident and not planned! He just drove too slowly. xD

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:00 PM

At my friends house, I was driving fast across a intersection and a guy in a Manana is driving in the other direction and I can't stop so i slam his drivers side on the front panel and the tire falls off and he is on the steering wheel... dead LOL I just found this so funny as it was a  accident and not planned! He just drove too slowly. xD

I noticed the peds are extremely sensitive to neck injury. anytime I rear end someone (which is often) I seem to kill them.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 04:02 PM

On the beach w Franklin. Where the guys are usually weightlifting. This time however it was all cock diesel female body builders that were bigger than Franklin. I went in for a closer inspection and one of them big bitches pushed Franklin. I hit the reply button and he said something smart to Ol lady swole. Three of them turned hostile, stole Franklin in the face and so I ran like a little bitch.

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:17 PM


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:27 PM Edited by esmittystud101, 23 September 2013 - 05:29 PM.

I just got out of the car. I was only on the road like 2-3 feet from edge. I heard sirens, then all of a sudden a cop runs me over. Next thing I know a guy in a truck runs me over that was chasing the cop. I survived but never did figure out why the cop was running from a pedestrian.

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