OMG I am so sick and tired of his hot, loud, whore wife, his whore daughter, and his fat ass, sneaky, whiny Call of Duty playing turd of a son.
Every time I switch to Michael I have to endure a bout of his dreadful family. The only things they say are, "Michael, you're a lunatic! You've ruined my life!" right after they've done something stupid like stealing his sh*t and then getting caught up with a bunch of thugs that he has to save from them. So pathetic.
I wished Rockstar would allow me to use my .50 cal suppressed pistol to their heads (after I give the cheating slut Amanda one last good f*ck) so that I can continue robbing liquor stores in peace without the agony of those extremely hypocritical cretins.