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Posted 18 September 2013 - 12:39 PM

OMG I am so sick and tired of his hot, loud, whore wife, his whore daughter, and his fat ass, sneaky, whiny Call of Duty playing turd of a son. 

 

Every time I switch to Michael I have to endure a bout of his dreadful family. The only things they say are, "Michael, you're a lunatic! You've ruined my life!" right after they've done something stupid like stealing his sh*t and then getting caught up with a bunch of thugs that he has to save from them. So pathetic.

 

I wished Rockstar would allow me to use my .50 cal suppressed pistol to their heads (after I give the cheating slut Amanda one last good f*ck) so that I can continue robbing liquor stores in peace without the agony of those extremely hypocritical cretins.

 

 

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 01:03 PM

That's some rant. And I completely agree with you.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 01:09 PM

lol

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 01:57 PM

I actually love the experience of playing with a guy who has to deal with his family's sh*t. Never had that in GTA before, except in SA with whiny brother Sweet and IV with whiny cousin Roman. 

 
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Posted 18 September 2013 - 02:09 PM

Love how the games excessive use of the word turd has influenced OP.

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 02:10 PM

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 02:19 PM

I hate Jimmy so damn much.  when I found out that he had

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I legitimately wanted to reload a save, call him to hang out, then shotgun him in the face.

 

fat little wannabe

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:51 PM

 

I actually love the experience of playing with a guy who has to deal with his family's sh*t. Never had that in GTA before, except in SA with whiny brother Sweet and IV with whiny cousin Roman. 

 
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His family is pathetic. I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't ate a bullet. His wife, and his little wannabe devil spawns are an embarrassment. I wish I had the option to kill the three of them.

 

I don't mind playing with a character who deals with family issues, but when some of the major missions are constantly dealing with annoying and unlikeable characters, it kinda turns me off.

 

That said, I still love the game but f*ck, his family sucks.

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:53 PM

Michael and his family seem to be heavily inspired by The Sopranos.  I love it in the sense that I really do hate his family but he would never kill his own family no matter how much they f*ck up.  They're FAMILY!  :)

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:54 PM

 

I actually love the experience of playing with a guy who has to deal with his family's sh*t. Never had that in GTA before, except in SA with whiny brother Sweet and IV with whiny cousin Roman. 

 
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If I had to choose who were more annoying, I'd say Michael's family. Surprisingly I could deal with Roman because he was just a stupid, silly idiot. Michael's family purposely drives him mentally insane and then wonder why he's so doped up and drunk half the time. If I were Michael in real life, I'd have wiped my hands clean from them. I would've gotten a new identity to start over by myself, or I would kill them then commit suicide. No way could I be with losers like them on a daily basis without passing out.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 07:57 PM

Michael and his family seem to be heavily inspired by The Sopranos.  I love it in the sense that I really do hate his family but he would never kill his own family no matter how much they f*ck up.  They're FAMILY!  :)

They don't give a damn about him. All they care about is his money and whatever other material means he can provide. When he tries to make it up to them, they take advantage of him and treat him like dirt even more. 


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:09 PM

His daughter freaking stole the car I put in the garage and repeatedly crashed into the same pole until it died, all while complaining "if this thing runs out of gas, I'm leaving it there" ._.

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 08:30 PM

Anyone know how to make Michael bang his wife?

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:06 PM

They really are the worst. I would've called Saul Goodman to give me a new identity so they can't find me after I leave them.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:17 PM

That IS one thing I really wish they would let us do.  Kill them and have them just respawn later.  Because I would end his son SO many times over.


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:22 PM

Well Michael is lonely, pathetic psychopath! 


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:34 PM

Welcome to America...


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 06:41 PM Edited by Raavi, 17 April 2014 - 07:09 PM. User spoiler tags!

I think Tracey is the best of them, though this doesn't mean that she is very interesting. She is an idiot
Who hanged out with drug dealers and porn stars. Jimmy is the worst and is an evil for himself. He drugs michael , takes some money from mike's bank account, and steals his car. Even before that he
Tried to sell Michael's boat without his permission . Jimmy is very selfish and egotistical , something that can be seen in Michael too but michael has reasons for that , since he has a dangerous job and dangerous friends. Amanda is quite rude and whiny , while she spends Michael's money and is not even
Shamed when her affair with The tennis coach is revealed. Namaste, Namaste, Namaste. f*ck her, she
Says I'm upset while she is the happiest member in the family. her annoying habit of saying Namaste
Kind of reminds me of Roman Bellic's Titties, Titties, Titties. It's bullsh*t. though she appears to be
Truly loyal if Michael does the same to her. Since she will be upset about Michael's death In Ending B
"SPOILER DANGER" . they're all annoying and disloyal for the most of the game.

 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:08 PM Edited by Barefoot Tiger, 17 April 2014 - 07:10 PM.

"SPOILER DANGER" 

 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:17 PM

I do agree with OT. I think they introduced a family for a protagonist to add depth into the life of Michael. And yes, I'll admit, I've tried many times to kill his family in-game. You can easily do this in Reuniting the Family. Lots of fun.


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:24 PM

To be fair, we knew what they would be like long before the game was announced. 


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:32 PM

To be fair, we knew what they would be like long before the game was announced. 

 

This thread was started the day after the game was released, it's been bumped slightly!


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:33 PM Edited by Mr.Wr0ng, 17 April 2014 - 07:34 PM.

That's why there's Ending B, folks.

The phone calls you get after completing it are hilarious.


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 07:35 PM

Um..

You've never been to the US, have you?

Today's generation is EXACTLY like that, almost no difference.

There is always the kids who are super pale and never go outside and only play video games (Jimmy), and there is always the slutty teenage girl, and then if you are a rich guy, there is usually a cheating (and you cheat too!) wife.

 

So, welcome to the high end american life!


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:17 PM Edited by Cutter De Blanc, 17 April 2014 - 08:19 PM.

What bothers me is that they're still f*cking terrible people even after the family is reunited. They lay off Michael a little but they're still rude obnoxious spoiled assholes. If you listen to the conversations they have while sitting around at the dinner table, just horribly unsupportive of eachother. Everything that comes out of Tracey's mouth is an insult. Jimmy is a f*cking moron, with his "witty" comebacks to Tracey's insults. 

 

Amanda: "Tell me about your boyfriend!"

Tracey: "Yeah Jimmy"

Jimmy : "Obviously that question is for me!"    

 

I don't have much problem with Amanda after she stops f*cking around. She's the only one who acts like she might change for the better. 

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:28 AM

What bothers me is that they're still f*cking terrible people even after the family is reunited. They lay off Michael a little but they're still rude obnoxious spoiled assholes. If you listen to the conversations they have while sitting around at the dinner table, just horribly unsupportive of eachother. Everything that comes out of Tracey's mouth is an insult. Jimmy is a f*cking moron, with his "witty" comebacks to Tracey's insults. 

 

Amanda: "Tell me about your boyfriend!"

Tracey: "Yeah Jimmy"

Jimmy : "Obviously that question is for me!"    

 

I don't have much problem with Amanda after she stops f*cking around. She's the only one who acts like she might change for the better. 

I really wish either Tracey or Jimmy were killed the f*ck off in the main game. It would have been a win-win situation, for the story, and general gameplay afterward.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 12:57 AM

Eh, Tracey and Jimmy grew on me after "Reuniting the Family". Not as annoying anymore, strangely. Perhaps I've just gone soft.  

 

I still go out of my way to punch the sh*t out of Amanda every time I see her doing yoga. The cock-juggling thunderslut. 

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:46 PM

Michael and his family do infact seem to be based off of Tony Soprano and his family, but I've always seen Michael as just a slightly more badass, criminal version of Lester Burnham from American Beauty. (great film) Except, Mike isn't killed by a self hating gay person at the end of GTA V. 

 

I mean, think about it. His family is in shambles and hates him so he embarks on a farce to obtain meaning in his life and recapture his youth. He is surrounded by the ridiculous Western notion of beauty and worth, (superficial Los Santos) and most people he knows are either incredibly shallow or deeply insecure. At the end of both, our main character finally sees a glimpse of happiness or satisfaction.

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:50 PM

Oh man, it's a good time blowing them all up at the dinner table, or tossing Jim a tear-gas while he's gaming.

 

It's also fun when you drop off your child, then watch them walk down the street a bit, only to nail the accelerator and toss them through the air.

 

 

Worth the hospital bills.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:53 PM

I can't say about Amanda. She has her personal reasons to dislike Michael, one being his deranged state. The children, they'r not ungrateful. Spoilt, yes they are. Lack of proper parental guidrance is what made them like that.
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