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#991

Posted 28 August 2014 - 10:16 AM

 

 

Johnny might return in DLC along with Terry and Clay as zombie.

 

There r rumours for zombie DLC, anyone else think my The Biking Dead-theory might be true?

 

The only thing I dread more than a cheap, mainstream zombie DLC in GTA is a cheap, mainstream zombie DLC in GTA where they bring back Terry and Clay to be killed for cheap laughs.

 

 

What if you play as Johnny as one of the zombies? And you have to bite into Trevor?

 

Nah,even as a zombie Johnny would still be too much of a bitch to do sh*t .


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:13 AM


 

Out of wondering, does anyone happen to know anything of the AK Johnny's holding? Looks like the stock's been removed, so maybe it was originally going to be used for bike drive-bys like the sawn off shotgun?
 

Looks like an AK-74u with the stock sawn off.
 
"AK-74u" isn't a real weapon, it's sh*t made up by CoD based off a Japanese airsoft gun.
This is the same old GTA IV AK, everyone. The stock is just behind Johnny's arm.

I think it's new though, look at how different the forend looks compared to the one in IV

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 02:01 PM


Nope. Only a van full of guns.

 
If you had to give one of 'em up; brothers, which would it be: bikes, or women?

a woman will certainly stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down. :)
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 03:30 PM

 

 

Nope. Only a van full of guns.

 
If you had to give one of 'em up; brothers, which would it be: bikes, or women?

a woman will certainly stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down. :)

 

A brother will stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. 

I think thats what you were trying to say.

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 04:01 PM

 

 

 

Nope. Only a van full of guns.

 
If you had to give one of 'em up; brothers, which would it be: bikes, or women?

a woman will certainly stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down. :)

 

A brother will stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. 

I think thats what you were trying to say.

 

But the question never said nothin bout brothers :p


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 04:49 PM Edited by Cakelover21, 28 August 2014 - 04:50 PM.

Nope. Only a van full of guns.

 
If you had to give one of 'em up; brothers, which would it be: bikes, or women?
a woman will certainly stab you in the back, but a bike will never let you down. :)
A brother will stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down.
I think thats what you were trying to say.
A brother might not will was the correct one i think.
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 05:46 PM Edited by Onett, 28 August 2014 - 05:47 PM.

 

 

Out of wondering, does anyone happen to know anything of the AK Johnny's holding? Looks like the stock's been removed, so maybe it was originally going to be used for bike drive-bys like the sawn off shotgun?
 


Looks like an AK-74u with the stock sawn off.

 

"AK-74u" isn't a real weapon, it's sh*t made up by CoD based off a Japanese airsoft gun.

This is the same old GTA IV AK, everyone. The stock is just behind Johnny's a

Srsly? sh*t that's awkward...


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 06:05 PM

If Luis could have get killed in gta 5 this could be story: Yusuf arranges a deal with luis to buy the new Club (forgot the name not the gay one and not bahama mamas) Section of (insert club name here) in Los Santos. However, Rocco finds out about it and kidnaps luis. then when he wants to get luis away to kill him, michael bumps into them on the roof to get milton and the other guy back. so while michael and rocco fight, luis breaks free and kills rocco, now michael thinks luis is dangerous and almost kills him, michael asks him how he is involved in this deal then luis explains the situation, while they are talking, the bodyguard rocco just sent away comes back, tries to shoot michael, misses and kills luis. now michael seems to get killed but luis was still alive and kills the bodyguard with his gun. sadly luis bleeds out, michael flies away with the actors and gets them back to Solomon.


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 06:57 PM

We don't need Luis dead :blink: We just need to hire him as the Lost MC Bouncer :lol:

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Posted 28 August 2014 - 07:36 PM

We don't need Luis dead :blink: We just need to hire him as the Lost MC Bouncer :lol:


I can not literate how badly Luis needs to die. For every day Luis walks the earth, that's another third world village destroyed by a cyclone.
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Posted 28 August 2014 - 08:11 PM

What if Johnny comes back in that rumored zombie DLC as a zombie 


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Posted 28 August 2014 - 11:09 PM

What if Johnny comes back in that rumored zombie DLC as a zombie


Nah, if he came back it would probably be just for laughs and then get killed by Trevor for the lulz.
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Posted 29 August 2014 - 07:31 AM

What if Johnny comes back in that rumored zombie DLC as a zombie 

 

Read the last page, maybe? Or several other pages before it?

 

And hooraaaay! 1,000 replies and zero works from C*. Just one example in this whole online/heist parade that really shows how unfortunately out-of-touch they are with their fanbase.

Who needs to make their old audience happy when their new audience of children and their parents' credit cards make you rich?

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:11 AM Edited by B Dawg, 29 August 2014 - 08:20 AM.

Who needs to make their old audience happy when their new audience of children and their parents' credit cards make you rich?

 

WARNING: The following videos are overkill, posted for the LULZ, and might not be 100% accurate representation of current or future R* business

 

Skip to 1:00 and 4:20 :lol:

 

 

and this could be R* :lol: favorite part at 4:10

 

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 01:28 PM

Scott Hill isthe best voice actor in GTA IV.

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:23 PM

 

Who needs to make their old audience happy when their new audience of children and their parents' credit cards make you rich?

 

WARNING: The following videos are overkill, posted for the LULZ, and might not be 100% accurate representation of current or future R* business

 

Skip to 1:00 and 4:20 :lol:

 

 

and this could be R* :lol: favorite part at 4:10

 

 

 

 

haha, V definitely has pay-to-win BS with their shark cards.


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 04:39 PM

Scott Hill isthe best voice actor in GTA IV.

are there any videos of scott hill?


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Posted 29 August 2014 - 06:30 PM

 

Scott Hill isthe best voice actor in GTA IV.

are there any videos of scott hill?

 

 

 

Now begs the question on how this peaceful guy got wrapped up in Rockstar :O

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Posted 29 August 2014 - 08:05 PM


 


Scott Hill isthe best voice actor in GTA IV.

are there any videos of scott hill?
 
 

 
Now begs the question on how this peaceful guy got wrapped up in Rockstar :O
Damn, he sure can play a guitar, so peaceful. He looks more like a biker than Johnny K.
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:55 AM Edited by nobum62, 30 August 2014 - 03:56 AM.

i think i will just repost a video i made here because why not.

 

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:08 AM Edited by B Dawg, 30 August 2014 - 08:36 AM.

Better off muted, ear rape :lol:

 

Anyways, to more pressing matters:

 

http://www.gtagaming.com/v/news/2340

 

Sons of bitches are wasting their time adding more Pop music to the game, and most likely sh*tty Pop! This is outrageous!

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 09:59 AM

I'd smoke a joint with Scott Hill man. 


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:46 PM Edited by nobum62, 30 August 2014 - 03:47 PM.

Better off muted, ear rape :lol:

 

Anyways, to more pressing matters:

 

http://www.gtagaming.com/v/news/2340

 

Sons of bitches are wasting their time adding more Pop music to the game, and most likely sh*tty Pop! This is outrageous!

 

even though rockstar f*cked us a lot, i won't be so pessimistic. maybe they'll add awesome pop music similar to the music in vladistock fm, or vice city fm. but yeah, they might actually add bad music too. non-stop pop already has rihanna (although rihanna was better than before) and f*cking britney spears (GIMME GIMME, GIMME, GIMME GIMME MOAR). so i won't be optimistic either. i'm neutral about this lol


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:49 PM

Instead of adding more of the sh*t they already have, they could have added some Metal or Grunge or something. They got the $$$ they got the manpower but they still don't wanna satisfy fans with sh*t they want.

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:51 PM Edited by nobum62, 30 August 2014 - 03:51 PM.

Instead of adding more of the sh*t they already have, they could have added some Metal or Grunge or something. They got the $$$ they got the manpower but they still don't wanna satisfy fans with sh*t they want.

 

in both TLAD and TBOGT, i always play death metal when i go on rampages. so i would say that V badly needs some metal. punk is not good enough for rampages.

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:53 PM Edited by B Dawg, 30 August 2014 - 03:53 PM.

 

Instead of adding more of the sh*t they already have, they could have added some Metal or Grunge or something. They got the $$$ they got the manpower but they still don't wanna satisfy fans with sh*t they want.

 

in both TLAD and TBOGT, i always play death metal when i go on rampages. so i would say that V badly needs some metal. punk is not good enough for rampages.

 

In TBOGT, I tried replacing Electro Choc with another LCHC and ended up breaking the station :lol: Maybe I should do the same for San Juan the sh*tty safehouse music.

 

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Posted 30 August 2014 - 03:54 PM

Relax, it's probably not the only one they're updating... that's what I hope at least.

The development of radio stations in V was very troubled apparently. I think they're trying to straighten it out in the new versions.


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 04:18 PM

Relax, it's probably not the only one they're updating... that's what I hope at least.
The development of radio stations in V was very troubled apparently. I think they're trying to straighten it out in the new versions.

Like it says in my sig, there was going to be a 90's rock/ grunge station called P.M.R. It then got scrapped late in development and it got moulded into VBR.
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 05:20 PM

Like it says in my sig, there was going to be a 90's rock/ grunge station called P.M.R. It then got scrapped late in development and it got moulded into VBR.

 

I'd much rather hear this on LSRR along with all the old classic rock songs there was gonna be.

 


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Posted 30 August 2014 - 05:22 PM

Well, so they add more music to the PC version? I dunno what to say, I expect some good music, no Dubstep, Pop or anything from the mainstream. Death Metal like in LCHC? Why not! It would be way better than Channel X, which sucks because it's Punk, and Punk sucks.





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