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Posted 07 February 2014 - 04:05 AM

I should keep track on gta V forums but forums, particularly ones that get a lot of traffic just make me facepalm.


see the comments for the video of Johnny's death on YouTube. you will set the world record fot most facepalms given in one day
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:00 AM

That ship has sailed...
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

That ship has sailed...

........And I'm glad that it did. :)


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#574

Posted 10 February 2014 - 02:51 AM

You guys may not like this, but I found it quite silly when I was mumbling in the Funny Pictures topic

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:50 AM Edited by nobum62, 10 February 2014 - 04:20 AM.

oh my god, that game sucks lol

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:12 PM

 

Five cookies to anyone who makes a GIF of Johnny stomping Trevor from that video formatted for signature size.
:cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:

 
it is done >: )

 

signature version:

 

Spoiler

 

larger version:

 

Spoiler

 

Um, guise? Now, I don't mean to rain on your parade, but doesn't this indicate spoilers for those who didn't play GTA V? I don't think it's a good idea to make this your signature. I think it's okay for people who only stay in the V section, but Drunken Cowboy, you sometimes post in the GTA Series Section, as well. 

 

Just saying.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:51 PM

You mean to tell me that people still dont know Johnny died after the 5 months the games been out? Are they aware it takes in Los Santos AND Blaine county aswell?
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Posted 10 February 2014 - 03:56 PM

Not everyone knows that Johnny died. There are still PC players, you know. 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 04:48 PM Edited by CJ killed Ryder, 10 February 2014 - 04:52 PM.

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Johnny getting Pisswasser (sorry, don't know how to make a German s while typing) on his head is foreshadowed here. Notice the words "liquor" pointing at his head.

 

U see the words "liquor", "Pisswasser", "Buy Pisswasser" and an arrow to his head.

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:04 AM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=zbDJfr_ylY0

 

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 09:35 PM

That video was posted 2 pages ago


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 01:11 AM

 

 

Johnny getting Pisswasser (sorry, don't know how to make a German s while typing) on his head is foreshadowed here. Notice the words "liquor" pointing at his head.

 

U see the words "liquor", "Pisswasser", "Buy Pisswasser" and an arrow to his head.

 

Shut the f*ck up, English teacher. Grievous is the resident-find-meaning-out-of-jack-sh*t-quasi-English teacher here.

 

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to play Flappy Biker.


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 04:24 AM


 
 
Johnny getting Pisswasser (sorry, don't know how to make a German s while typing) on his head is foreshadowed here. Notice the words "liquor" pointing at his head.
 
U see the words "liquor", "Pisswasser", "Buy Pisswasser" and an arrow to his head.

 
Shut the f*ck up, English teacher. Grievous is the resident-find-meaning-out-of-jack-sh*t-quasi-English teacher here.
 
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to play Flappy Biker.

he's joking obviously -________-

OT: flappy biker sucks. why does he keep dying so easily?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 04:38 AM

 

 

 
 
Johnny getting Pisswasser (sorry, don't know how to make a German s while typing) on his head is foreshadowed here. Notice the words "liquor" pointing at his head.
 
U see the words "liquor", "Pisswasser", "Buy Pisswasser" and an arrow to his head.

 
Shut the f*ck up, English teacher. Grievous is the resident-find-meaning-out-of-jack-sh*t-quasi-English teacher here.
 
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to play Flappy Biker.

he's joking obviously -________-

OT: flappy biker sucks. why does he keep dying so easily?

 

 

1) Yeah, so am I. 

2) bekuz u dont play as trevur teh betsited protugaonist eb3r!!!

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 04:48 AM

2. thaot explens y jonny suks an is wors protagh evre. hes borrrng end lame. trevur would beeyt hjs stupid hass, owait he did lol
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Posted 15 February 2014 - 10:24 AM

Can someone make a mod of Roman asking Trevor to go bowling for the millionth of time and then Trevor freaking out?


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 02:58 PM

I'd certainly like to see/do sentence mixing for Johnny and Trevor... Surprised nobody tried to add audio to that clip.

Maybe Michael and Franklin could harass Trevor with mindless activities... Just to make sure he doesn't feel abandoned... Yeah that's it...

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 11:46 PM

Revenge!

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Rockstar might stab you in the back, EA certainly will, but mods will never let you down!

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 01:37 AM

 

Revenge!

 

Rockstar might stab you in the back, EA certainly will, but mods will never let you down!

 

 

 

Some of these were leftover from nobum62... have them:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:  :cookie:

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 04:59 AM Edited by nobum62, 17 February 2014 - 05:01 AM.

:panic:   :panic:   :panic:   :panic:   :panic:

 

 

the video might be annoying because of AGK's screaming, but hopefully it's enjoyable


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:17 AM

What the f*ck did I just watch?

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:21 AM

have you not seen the original...?

 

 

the video is basically about a pyscho german kid who is losing at unreal tournament and gets enraged


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:23 AM

Oh I see. Still I guess that's the way most of us felt when Johnny got his head stomped in.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:36 AM

I'd certainly like to see/do sentence mixing for Johnny and Trevor... Surprised nobody tried to add audio to that clip.

Maybe Michael and Franklin could harass Trevor with mindless activities... Just to make sure he doesn't feel abandoned... Yeah that's it...


franklin: trevor, dawg, it's Franklin. let's go bowling homie.

Michael: yes, and after that, we should do some yoga

Trevor: kill me.....

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:14 PM Edited by Peachrocks, 17 February 2014 - 02:14 PM.

Sigh...

 

My reaction was more like 'Oh they actually brought Johnny back? Wasn't expecting that... ' then

 

'You have got to be kidding? What the hell?' then I proceeded to kill Trevor and/or Ron on purpose on most of his missions to skip them though I endured his cutscenes so I didn't actually kill Terry and Clay either, No rage, just disappointment. Silent disappointment and to this day I cannot figure out why they isolated their audience like this. Shock? Possibly but that doesn't answer the question. Developing Trevor? Ha, that notion is comical at best. Ending the story in some 'fitting' way? Yeah... no... there are hundreds of better ways to have killed them off than this...

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 08:30 PM Edited by B Dawg, 17 February 2014 - 10:18 PM.

Rockstar might stab you in the back, EA certainly will, but mods will never let you down!

f*ckin greatest quote edit. :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

 

Edit: Here's something I made up quickly, hope you like it lmfao

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:32 PM

Sigh...

 

My reaction was more like 'Oh they actually brought Johnny back? Wasn't expecting that... ' then

 

'You have got to be kidding? What the hell?' then I proceeded to kill Trevor and/or Ron on purpose on most of his missions to skip them though I endured his cutscenes so I didn't actually kill Terry and Clay either, No rage, just disappointment. Silent disappointment and to this day I cannot figure out why they isolated their audience like this. Shock? Possibly but that doesn't answer the question. Developing Trevor? Ha, that notion is comical at best. Ending the story in some 'fitting' way? Yeah... no... there are hundreds of better ways to have killed them off than this...

Right before GTA V was released I saw some screenshots of Trevor n Johnny standing together, thinking 'Oh look, Johnny's in GTA V, Trevor probably helps him with stuff' and then when the game released and people played through it...


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:16 AM


Rockstar might stab you in the back, EA certainly will, but mods will never let you down!

f*ckin greatest quote edit. :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:
 
Edit: Here's something I made up quickly, hope you like it lmfao
 
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reminds me of this post: http://gtaforums.com...ng-rockstar-hq/

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:11 PM

So I just realized we're up to twenty pages here...
I'm guessing there's no means of getting C*'s attention by now.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 02:25 AM Edited by nobum62, 22 February 2014 - 02:27 AM.

So I just realized we're up to twenty pages here...
I'm guessing there's no means of getting C*'s attention by now.

Rockstar: we will make lots of money off GTA V no matter what we do! in fact, we might as well have a mediocre storyline and have a previous protagonist get killed in an out-of-character way lol.

:( maybe this will cheer you up

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