22 replies to this topic

[IceHot100]

http://www.escapistm...tm_campaign=all

 

BOTTOM LINE:

 

The game is too evil. Characters are no heroes but just scumbags. Too much violence. Saints Row IV is better.

 

You can clearly see what this guy is a fan of.

 

[woggleman]

Wow morally reprehensible and violent characters in a GTA Game. You don't say.

[TaazR]

fa**ots who get offended easily or feminists should not be allowed to review anything because their opinions will be biased before they even try the product, nevermind reviewing a SATIRICAL game like Grand Theft Auto V.

[Apex Predator]

Why do they let these soccer mom type f*cktards review games like this? f*cking stupid.

[Lawking10]

So annoyed with this review. Still, it won't change my hype level for the game. 

[Vellocet]

http://www.escapistm...tm_campaign=all

 

BOTTOM LINE:

 

The game is too evil. Characters are no heroes but just scumbags. Too much violence. Saints Row IV is better.

 

You can clearly see what this guy is a fan of.

 

My brain hurts from reading that, "characters are to evil", wtf...

[SnapChap]

It is The Escapist, while I do read their articles, I always do so with a pinch of salt.

[Punk Noodles]

They're trying to get extra hits to their pathetic website. Ignore them.

[bfett21]

Ill wait for the Yahtzee review for my escapist review.

[RandomNoun]

Maybe I want to be disgusted by the characters. After all, they're deplorable criminals. Niko was a great character and his story was potent. But he wasn't what a GTA game needed.

 

I don't know if the story arc will redeem the characters. I assume it will in some respect. We're not here for the good guy ending, the typical monster to hero development. We had RDR for that. Here I want to experience the bad side.

[topdownshooter]

Good, that's exactly how I like it.

[ArcherTheGreat]

Start a petition for them to re-review the game with a different reviewer.

[Jameson312]

you mean my mass murdering psychopath criminal protags aren't actually just heroes in disguise?

 

pre-order cancelled

 

r* ruined my life

[Azazel]

Start a petition for them to re-review the game with a different reviewer.

 

Don't be an idiot. The review is the result of some guy's opinion of the game. He's entitled to it, and you're entitled to disagree.

[Skeloton]

SnapChap, a pinch of salt, dude you need sandbags filled with salf for that review.

[twigs2001]

Start a petition for them to re-review the game with a different reviewer.

LOL.

[RandomNoun]

Without taking this direction there would be a great dissonance between the gameplay and the story, like in IV. I liked IV's story and I liked its world. But the two barely felt like the same game.

[SlappyPwnsAss]

This doesnt change ANYONE's view of the game... I'll still play it, enjoy it cause the reasons they're giving us are not believable and are, honestly, stupid as f*ck.

[Malndor]

f*ck it.

 

[ryuclan]

Whew!! I thought that Yahtzee had said all of this...he's the only one I care about on that site.

[SideburnGuru]

Let me guess, OP 11 years old, gets banned from playing it by mommy. Comes on here whining cause he's butthurt.

 

OP didn't make the review, dumb ass. 

[Neonealet]

I watch and LOVE Breaking Bad and Dexter, the former about explicit drug dealing and abuse and the latter in which the protagonist is a serial killer...sympathizing with a criminal or a violent protagonist is exactly why you play GTA...And the awesomeness of the open world off course in which you can choose to be extremely violent, or make a nice bike ride through the mountains. 

 

If you are easily offended go play nintendo Wii! How on earth can you be selected to review a game if your moral standards so gay that you think that Malcolm in the Middle can be quite offensive sometimes....f*ck that...Also read the gamespot review....A woman reviewer says its female unfriendly...It's satire you dumb f*ck!! However women like you ask to be offended, feminism has no right to be taken into account in a GTA review...Especially not cause Rockstar is well known for it's satirical view on western hypocrisy. 

 

enough talk, let's visit blaine county once more and bash in some hookers faces with my melee hammer

[Autolegend]

https://twitter.com/gregtito

Let him know what you think of his review.