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Dan McChill
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#61

Posted 16 September 2013 - 09:59 AM

What about steak?


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:01 AM

Tell me if i'm wrong, but something tells me you don't like the driving in GTA V.


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#63

Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:07 AM

Sharks are unrealistic. They don't take a test bite in the game. In real life they do. *whine*

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:08 AM

So... you mean driving. Just say driving. These are not things. These are just parts of driving. Is

there anything else because I've seen this sh*t thound of times already.


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#65

Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:13 AM

I like how almost nobody gets the joke.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:51 AM

omg i found another thing that is unrealistic you can have like 12 guns in you pocket  pre order cancelled

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:52 AM

this is a video game. not real life. if you want it to be realistic then play a simulator, go drive a real car or go back and play IV idiot.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:59 AM Edited by killerbee25, 16 September 2013 - 11:08 AM.

More unrealistic things:

 

- You can be shot multiple times and survive.!

 

-You can't trade insurance details after you crashed your car against another one!

 

-You don't need to sleep!

 

-You only stay arrested for 6 in-game hours for killing,stealing, etc..., instead of something like 25 real time years, like you should! :angry:

 

- You respawn after you die! WTF? That's so unrealistic! 

 

-You can't have interesting and fun real-life jobs, like a plumber or a construction worker!

 

-The game doesn't offer a variety of worthwile food, like T-bone, filet mignon, or New York strip.

 

If Rockstar doesn't release a day 1 patch to implement all of this, I'm not buying this game.

 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:06 AM Edited by Malndor, 16 September 2013 - 01:18 PM.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:08 AM

im 11 year old and i know  that it's possible to take corners in 180 mph!!!!!! without any problems at all !!!!!!   I played a lot of Crazy Taxi and i know  it's possible...... so i think GTA5 is realistic


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:09 AM

this is a video game. not real life. if you want it to be realistic then play a simulator, go drive a real car or go back and play IV idiot.

Your argument is invalid. 


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:11 AM

More unrealistic things:

 

- You can be shot multiple times and survive.!

 

-You can't trade insurance details after you crashed your car against another one!

 

-You don't need to sleep!

 

-You only stay arrested for 6 in-game hours for killing,stealing, etc..., instead of something like 25 real time years, like you should! :angry:

 

- You respawn after you die! WTF? That's so unrealistic! 

 

-You can't have interesting and fun real-life jobs, like a plumber or a construction worker!

 

-The game doesn't offer a variety of worthwile food, like T-bone, filet mignon, or New York strip.

 

If Rockstar doesn't release a day 1 patch to implement all of this, I'm not buying this game.

 

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As well is yours, try better next time. 


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:13 AM

yeah this game is so unrealistic, when the police shot me in both my legs, my guy didn't fall on the floor and started screaming for the help neither did I have to pass through 6 months chemo to start walking again... such a crap game


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:13 AM

Can we gently crush your skull?


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:17 AM

Not sure if you're mocking trolls and complainer or you're serious.

 

I think the 1st one.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:22 AM

 

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As well is yours, try better next time. 

 

This wasn't an argument, it was just a sarcastic way of trying to make people realize that regardless of whether they like it or not, GTA V is what it is. Is the driving is more arcadey than GTA IV? Probably yes. Is that a game-breaking feature? Obviously not. Is it going to change people's opinion on buying the game? No. People may have their complaints(I know I do),but they need to realize that R* won't change such an important game feature, and that this type of driving isn't that bad, due to the variation in the way that different cars handle, and the removal of the "boat-like" feeling about cars that was present in IV. Hopefully you understand my point, but by looking at your signature, probably not. :/


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:25 AM

i like list a few realistic things about real life

 

like we have to sleep

 

we have to eat breakfast

 

we have to drink water


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:27 AM Edited by a-k-t-w, 16 September 2013 - 11:31 AM.

thats all the same sh*t.. play Forza or GT and go rant somewhere else 

 

yeah buddy cos forza is an open sandbox game with hookers and guns yeah ill get right on that

 

retard

 

enjoy your "some cars are faster than others and thats it" car handling you f*cking casuals.


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#79

Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:49 AM

Stop whinnning !!!

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:54 AM

Stop whining.
Everything you mentioned is exactly the same f*cking things bitching about driving.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:56 AM

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:56 AM

So, just the driving, then, OP?

 

Sad news. I've alerted the local media. However, they said that 'it's a video game, so it's never going to be completely realistic', then hung up.

 

Luck would have it... they rang back a few minutes later and told me to ask OP to stop whining and find a more productive way to use his time. 


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:58 AM

Please keep the bitching to yourself and I hope to God you're someone who owns the game. If you're complaining and have yet to even play then please just leave the forums as you're just going to enrage everyone here and start a revolt against you.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:58 AM

Is this the redundancy department of redundancy?


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:02 PM

More unrealistic things:
 
- You can be shot multiple times and survive.!
 
-You can't trade insurance details after you crashed your car against another one!
 
-You don't need to sleep!
 
-You only stay arrested for 6 in-game hours for killing,stealing, etc..., instead of something like 25 real time years, like you should! :angry:
 
- You respawn after you die! WTF? That's so unrealistic! 
 
-You can't have interesting and fun real-life jobs, like a plumber or a construction worker!
 
-The game doesn't offer a variety of worthwile food, like T-bone, filet mignon, or New York strip.
 
If Rockstar doesn't release a day 1 patch to implement all of this, I'm not buying this game.
 

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Ill add some more!

Hot wiring a car in a few seconds? Very UN realistic! Takes 5-10 minutes at most.

Taking off in a helicopter in a matter of seconds? Also incredibly unrealistic.

Flying a jet by yourself with no Co pilot? Possible in some jets but not in the large ones!



Get over yourself people. This is a game. Play it to have fun

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#86

Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:10 PM

Cancelled Pre-order

Driving was too arcadey!

 

you retarded or something? you say driving is arcadey and you haven't even played the f****n game. you can't really say anything about the driving until you have tried it yourself


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:14 PM

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

the game is more realistic than you!!


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#88

Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:18 PM

I think the cars drive fine, but the speedbike (PCJ or whatever it's called in GTA V) I really need to get used too. But seriously the game is insane, very mature and fun!


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#89

Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:21 PM

i think he ain't being serious you idiots.. 


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#90

Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:27 PM

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM REALISTIC STEAK OR IM SNAPPING THE DISC WHEN IT COMES?




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