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GoonOnFire
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:49 AM

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:50 AM

thats all the same sh*t.. play Forza or GT and go rant somewhere else 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:53 AM

Here we go again.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:54 AM

I could list plenty of things that is unrealistic about the whole GTA series. 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:54 AM

I could list plenty of things that is unrealistic about the whole GTA series. 

exactly

this game isnt a reality simulator 

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:55 AM

i lol'd.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:55 AM

How about the story?  :sui:


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:56 AM

Another thing I find unrealistic:

 

-When you die, you respawn at a hospital and get to do everything all over again.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:56 AM

Think this is a joke

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:57 AM

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:57 AM

Stop the presses, video game isn't realistic!


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:57 AM

Shutup and enjoy the game. I'm tired of people complaining about this and that. Last week everyone was saying oh how terrible the driving in GTA 4 was. Now TODAY, the members are saying the driving in GTA V is bad. Just play the damn game, not everything has to be freaking realistic. Atleast it's better than that Saints Row crap

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:57 AM

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

 

Lol I see what ya did there ..


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:58 AM

None of you guys could pick up on his CLEAR joke?


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:58 AM

Yes, in real life, do tanks shoot at you

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:58 AM

Yeah, I think he's joking guys lol Eating a hotdog, a burger or a chicken leg will never heal bullet wounds


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:59 AM

seems like a positive list to me


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:00 AM Edited by Ambient_, 16 September 2013 - 06:01 AM.


I could list plenty of things that is unrealistic about the whole GTA series. 

exactly
this game isnt a reality simulator 
Have you even played V? The driving just feels out of place because the foot sections are grittily realistic. You have minimal health, die from being hit by cars and the cops are brutal. This all changes in a vehicle because you become untouchable and can turn corners easily at 100mph. It feels half assed, they really did blow their cash on GTAO rather than refine the driving.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:02 AM Edited by yoshiandluigi3, 16 September 2013 - 06:03 AM.

I've got some complaints too!!!

 

- Part of the story was a bit disappointing!

- Enormous map. Just means more places you can get stuck without a car.
- No CJ House? What? :(
- Is there any way to go back to the 2D Map?
- Super gameplay however, I liked the game.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:03 AM

It is meant to be a game that is fun and not a life simulator. It's like they created a bunch of Comic Book Guy clones.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:03 AM

The game is going to be fantastic. Sorry for the useless thread, but glad some of you got a laugh.

Really though, keep positive attitudes. Why ruin it for yourselves by getting so hyped and then killing it off at zero hour?

It's gonna be awesome.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:11 AM

I just looked at a bunch of gifs on another board and are the haters looking at another game or something. It looks incredible. Oh yeah the other forum is making fun of how whining many on here are.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:14 AM

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:30 AM

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

You basically said the same thing like 6 times LOOL


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:31 AM

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:32 AM

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

-you're gay

-you're homosexual

-you like males

-you dont like females

-you're attracted to the same sex

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:35 AM

 

- Driving is too arcadey
 

- Cars don't handle realistically

- Vehicles turn too fast, semi- unrealistic

- Automobiles don't handle like they would in real life

- Cars feel like they're on tracks or superglued

- Driving isn't like it was in GTA IV

 

-you're gay

-you're homosexual

-you like males

-you dont like females

-you're attracted to the same sex

 

Cancelled Pre-order

Driving was too arcadey!


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:36 AM

I got the joke, it was actually quite funny and at least original.  See if any of you driving haters can get mine:

 

Gee, I wonder what in the hell Rockstar where thinking when they made this real life simulator, this does not simulate real driving at all.  Everything else is fine, I kill people this way all the time, and I use my floating wheel to choose my weapon.  Why oh why did they make the handling feel like a video game?

 

Did you get it?


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:41 AM

I could list plenty of things that is unrealistic about the whole GTA series. 

you can go and kill 100000 cops and escape? unrealistic much.... 

 

they send the army(sa) for one guy? gtfoh


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 06:42 AM

I got the joke, it was actually quite funny and at least original.  See if any of you driving haters can get mine:

 

Gee, I wonder what in the hell Rockstar where thinking when they made this real life simulator, this does not simulate real driving at all.  Everything else is fine, I kill people this way all the time, and I use my floating wheel to choose my weapon.  Why oh why did they make the handling feel like a video game?

 

Did you get it?

Yeah, I got it, I don't have floating wheel, I have this annoying inventory screen.





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