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initium
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#1

Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:03 PM Edited by initium, 15 September 2013 - 05:12 PM.

True story

Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there.
When I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head.
This is what I said to her:

''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. 

''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me!
I continued:
''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy.
I went on:
I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted!

And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. 
She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. 

Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.''
She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. 

Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. 
Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. 

 

So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. 

I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys :)

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

wow

 

did not read

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

f*cking lol


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

My sides. 


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

seems plausible


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:05 PM

 

True story

Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there.
hen I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head.
This is what I said to her:

''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. 

''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me!
I continued:
''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy.
I went on:
I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted!

And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. 
She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. 

Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.''
She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. 

Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. 
Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. 

 

So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. 

I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys :)

 

 

Cool story bro


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:07 PM

Did you think people were actually going to read this?


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:08 PM

wow

 

did not read

 

haha love forum jerkyness


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

poor granny

 

 that was funny story


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:12 PM

i read that srsly crazy story bro rly crazy xD


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:12 PM

 

True story

Yesterday, me and my family visited my grandma, because my uncle celebrated his birthday there.
hen I looked at my grandma something I thought was funny popped up in my head.
This is what I said to her:

''Grandma, you know what I'm going to do this tuesday?'' She's always interested in my stories, so she turned her back to the family and focused on what I had to say. 

''This tuesday, I'm going to an airport, and fly a plane.'' She was excited for me!
I continued:
''I'm going to fly as high as possible, and then jump out, and I might die if I don't fall in the water, but the good news is, I'll probably end up at the nearest hospital.'' The look on her face was like I'd never seen before, she looked at me as if I were crazy.
I went on:
I'm going to buy a weapon, then go to a strip club, enjoy the girls, and then shoot them to get my money back!'' and while I was saying, to my surprise, she fainted!

And my hearbeat went crazy, I panicked! And immediately everyone came in action, ambulance was called, and everyone tried to help her. 
She woke up before the ambulance arrived, and I started to realize that I had to explain what happened. 

Before she got the chance to say anything, I quickly said to her: ''It was a joke, I was talking about a video game.''
She repeateded a few times: ''it was a joke, it was a joke'' while the family asked me what I said to her. 

Then she started laughing very loud, And I was surprised about that. But I knew she had forgiven me, because I have a good connection with her. 
Then the ambulance arrived (took them way too long!) And after a few minutes, they decided that my grandma could stay, and there was no risk. 

 

So the evening we talked about it, and thanks to my grandma, everyone could laugh about it in the end. That's how nice she is. 

I felt like I needed to share this story with you guys :)

 

Such a great read. Thanks for sharing this story with us. Ignore the people who are saying "Why would I read this!?".


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:12 PM

Lmao that's a terrible way to go..your granny cares about you a lot I guess

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:13 PM Edited by DeafMetal, 15 September 2013 - 05:14 PM.

Legitimately cool story bro.


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

Please don't do stuff like that to someone who you arn't sure how they'll react. For all you know, you could insight the next person to start a rally to ban video games...


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

Wow!
Thank god everything is okay, lol though...


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

that actually was a cool story bro

 

is it real doe?


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:14 PM

Lol, sounds like a good commercial ad for GTA V


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

who's read?

1. not me


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:16 PM

you little jerk.... :lol:


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

Lol at the people who can't read are you In a rush or something and is that stopping you reading something that literally takes 30 seconds to read.
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

This is why 12 year old shouldn't play M rated games
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

To be honest, the title made it seem like you were a 10 year who was influenced by GTA, and tried to shoot your Grandmother, or something. Lol, cool story though. (No sarcasm)


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:19 PM

y tha hell did u keel ur grandma???!!! this is de prob with video game vylens .. i hoope u get looked up in jaeel 4 this coz it is sik and rung 2 keel ur grandma!


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:22 PM

Such a great story, I really enjoyed reading it. :)

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:22 PM

y tha hell did u keel ur grandma???!!! this is de prob with video game vylens .. i hoope u get looked up in jaeel 4 this coz it is sik and rung 2 keel ur grandma!

Cheers for that!


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:26 PM

You lying f*ck. http://www.cnn.com/2...ther/index.html


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:28 PM

Yeah.. That is definitely real....


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:29 PM

You made my day, LOL

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:30 PM

pics or didn't happen





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