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jackass2009
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#31

Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:01 PM

Say your dog shot himself.

Puke everywhere and ask to go home.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:04 PM Edited by beatthedevil56, 13 September 2013 - 08:04 PM.

Tell them you are Jewish and you need the 17th off for 'Erev Yom Revi'i' you know what that means in English?

 

Tuesday. 


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#33

Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:06 PM

No excuses. Took the day off, with pay. Like a boss.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:23 PM

Im stuck in work all day Tuesday, so whats your best excuse to get out of work???

 

Ok If you have ever mentioned anything About GTA 5 at work someone could blow your cover. Also Based on what type of work you do or place you work at can effect how to go about getting out of work.

 

Here are some ways to not go to work.

 

1. Last night I was with this girl, when I woke up and my crotch was on fire I have to go to the doctor.

2. Someone tried to break into my house last night and I was up all night with the police.

3. I got food poisoning and have been sh*tting and throwing up.

4. f*ck you I quit!

5. I told you last week I had a job interview today.

6. You have jury duty/have been summon to go to court

7. You were getting ready to head to work when your wife/girlfriend went into labor.

8. You got stung by a bee and didn't know you were allergic.


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#35

Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:43 PM

Sadly, I won't play it myself until it's released on PC.

I feel your pain brother, I feel your pain. September 17th a truly grim day for PC users..


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#36

Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:45 PM

Blow your boss...

This! Always work! lol nah don't listen to that man. (Unless you'd like to)


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#37

Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:46 PM

I'm off for a week! :)

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:47 PM Edited by metallipunk, 13 September 2013 - 08:49 PM.

Sad that you have to come up with an excuse to play a friggin' video game. That being said, I am picking mine up after work on Tuesday and then I am off for the next 5 days.

 

Jury duty wouldn't work only because most states have a summons your supervisor would need and then in some places, you are required to show proof of attendance.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:50 PM

Tell them you are Jewish and you need the 17th off for 'Erev Yom Revi'i' you know what that means in English?
 
Tuesday. 

just remembered seeing something in my college planner Rosh hashanah is on Tuesday the 17th.

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 03:55 PM

Managed to get half the day off so will be playing at 12pm tomorrow! Wohoo!!!


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#41

Posted 16 September 2013 - 03:57 PM

Im stuck in work all day Tuesday, so whats your best excuse to get out of work???

Cut off a toe. They aren't that important, and besides, you'd still have 9 left for later GTA releases.... 


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:04 PM

I have to be in work seeing as my career is more important to me but ive managed to get it down to 12pm to 6pm besides im already playing the game today lol


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:08 PM

Stick a pen down your throat so you throw up in the bin next to your desk like that guy did in the movie Horrible Bosses.


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#44

Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:09 PM

GTA V...GTA V is your excuse.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:14 PM

Subdural hematoma.

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#46

Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:22 PM

Im stuck in work all day Tuesday, so whats your best excuse to get out of work???

 

Just pish yerself. People will help you out of the building and never question it. 

 

"Danny's pished himself. Must be stress"

"Aye, let's just let him go home for the day. If he's ready to come back tomorrow, he will"


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#47

Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:23 PM

I almost killed my Grandma by talking about GTA V....


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:28 PM Edited by Big_Mitch_Baker, 16 September 2013 - 04:28 PM.

"I can't come to work, my dick is on fire"

"I can't come to work, I have to drive my girlfriend to the abortion clinic"

I've actually used both excuses, no follow-up questions lol

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:30 PM

Should have asked for time off ahead of time. I simply took one of the vacation weeks I had coming anyway.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:32 PM

Gotta take my mom for a colonoscopy


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#51

Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:35 PM

You can kill a relative. Thats a good way to get out and get bereavement pay..... haha.




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