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dannyburlo
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:13 PM

Im stuck in work all day Tuesday, so whats your best excuse to get out of work???


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:14 PM

Diarrhea issues.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:15 PM

Just say you want to go home and play video games all day. Should work

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:16 PM

Blow your boss...

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:16 PM

Diarrhea issues.

haha always seems to be the number 1 excuse... or should i say number 2...

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:17 PM

Just call in sick. They should fire you anyway for trying to skip work to go play videogames.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:17 PM

Ask to have the day off...

 

Your boss will say no

 

You then scream "NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT I WANT" and HEADBUTT your BOSS

 

You then go home and play GTA

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:17 PM

Telling boss I have GTA V.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:17 PM

Just call in sick. They should fire you anyway for trying to skip work to go play videogames.

would happily take the sack for this game :)


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:18 PM

Punch yourself really hard in the lower right section of your abdomen (start doing this now), go to accident and emergency at your local hospital, and tell them you think you have appendicitis. Operation usually done the same day, and out the next day. Boom, 6 weeks off. Mind you, you will probably be off your tits on strong analgesics and may not be able to play.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:23 PM

Got asked if I could start work next week. Just said, "No, I'm flying out to LA that week..."

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:25 PM

Pedaphile charges.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:26 PM

Throw yourself down some stairs.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:27 PM

Feed your fish.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:28 PM

hmmm... Diarrhea seems to be my best bet.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:33 PM

Anal-glaucoma = just can’t see my ass coming to work :pp

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:44 PM

"I am pregnant!!!"
Should work...

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:50 PM

Just do what people with real jobs/careers do.  Take a vacation day.  If you work at McDonalds etc etc...you may as well just quit. 

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

booked a holiday


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:57 PM

Saturday is my last day at work for a while. I'm getting placed on paid medical leave due to a back injury I suffered a few months ago. So I'll have at least an entire month to do nothing but play GTA V if I desired.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:03 PM

GTA V release is a good excuse. Work sucks anyway. 


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:06 PM Edited by Rocknroll85, 13 September 2013 - 07:06 PM.

Saturday is my last day at work for a while. I'm getting placed on paid medical leave due to a back injury I suffered a few months ago. So I'll have at least an entire month to do nothing but play GTA V if I desired.

Poor guy 

 

Just call in sick. They should fire you anyway for trying to skip work to go play videogames.

 

Stop playing "mr good police guy".... 


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:08 PM

Do you drive if so say your car broke down on the way to work and you are waiting for the tow truck

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:37 PM

Boss I got Pink eye wanna catch it..


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:46 PM

Just say your mom died. Works every time.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:48 PM

You got a call, your dog got hit by a car


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:56 PM

Tried to get a holiday in but too short notice, earliest i could get holiday in is the 25th! might aswell put a weeks holiday in for the end of the month to play online!


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:57 PM

Sadly, I won't play it myself until it's released on PC.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:59 PM

Sadly, I won't play it myself until it's released on PC.

i wanted a pc release but sadly it isn't happening right now so i will have to make do with the ps3 version for now.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:00 PM

I told them it's gonna be my nieces birthday and she's having a big party





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