Hey guys, I TOTALLY have the game early like so many others apparently have . These are my TOTALLY REAL and NOT FAKE observations.
10 – While some authentic gang members are used, 90 percent of all pedestrians are voiced by Fran Drescher.
9- If you choose to have Franklin not join up with the other two, he spends the remainder of the game attending community college. You can still play with him but it’s mostly hanging in the quad and studying automotive repair.
8- The prologue is, like, 25 minutes long and was directed by David Lynch. It features a dancing midget who talks backwards.
7- Gone are the annoying phone calls from friends. It’s been replaced with a less-annoying annoying feature where people slap your face with roofing shingles every few minutes.
6- It turns out Trevor has a PhD in Russian Literature. This is why he has high melee ability.
5- For the sake of realism, you have to go over a 25-point checklist before flying any sort of aircraft.
4- As for the map.. It’s really big, but it’s very light. The whole thing is only, like, 20 pounds.
3- It has a feature where it’s pretty much impossible to take a non-blurry photo or video of game play.
2- Turns out the Queen song “Radio Gaga” in the Michael trailer was a hint about the “Radio Gaga” radio station that features Lady Gaga music exclusively. It’s DJ’d by Alan Thicke.
1- 90 percent of the time when you switch characters you find them furiously masturbating. It’s… it’s not a fun mini game.
Just a few more days people.